Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Yes. But not in the way you think. With the F-35's sensors and Battle Net it can control and provide guidance for munitions carried by another aircraft or drone. So the F-35 can remain loitering on station painting air and ground targets while F-15 Missile Trucks or even B-52's are queued up behind them delivering missiles.

USA USA USA USA

 

[Chuckwagon]

Iranian civilians laugh & have a good time as they film bombs falling on targets in their city from their rooftop.

 

[Soycast II]

Iran are the good guys in this conflict.

Quoi monsieur?

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Iranian civilians laugh & have a good time as they film bombs falling on targets in their city from their rooftop.

rapidsave.com_iranians_enjoying_their_rooftop_view_of-autsp7a069ng1.mp4

I mean to be fair, if I was living in a country that was being bombed by forces making sure there's as little civilian collateral as possible, I'd do the same.

 

[JeanRob1]

How effective would the Shah be as a geopolitical leader? What are his policy proposals? I’ve heard people say he was a complete retard college dropout with a sham degree, but is this true? He definitely has a lot of value as a figurehead, at the very least, but are there good democratic candidates to actually handle the administration of the country? Even Quaani and the other Mossad assets may be good enough.

His policy proposals are in this PDF. It doesn't really matters if he's a retard, he's a figurehead as you say, and he has a group of experts to guide him. And also, the US will be involved in his policies.

Christianity isn't the original religion of Iran either, it was Zoroastrianism. If you think the US winning this war means Iran becomes a Christian country you've completely lost your mind.

My Christians brothers in Iran will be free to practice their faith and to evangelize the population, and you will do nothing but seethe from Pakistan.

 

[Sissy]

I miss the times when this was a 'Comedy Forum'

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Iranian civilians laugh & have a good time as they film bombs falling on targets in their city from their rooftop.

rapidsave.com_iranians_enjoying_their_rooftop_view_of-autsp7a069ng1.mp4

Imagine how excited if one of these missiles will hit Khomenei's tombstone.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

The Israelis like him. He is "their guy™ ", and he is popular among the zoomer Iranians who weren't around for daddy shahs rule and are looking back with nostalgia. He may not end up ruling l, but he could be a useful unifying figure to give legitimacy to some sort of transitional government.

Based on interviews I've seen, he expressed intent to oversee transitional government and then let elections decide on new leadership.
Now, whether he can be trusted to do as he says is anyone's guess.

 

[Tamerlane]

Based on interviews I've seen, he expressed intent to oversee transitional government and then let elections decide on new leadership.
Now, whether he can be trusted to do as he says is anyone's guess.

He could magically make all our wildest dreams come true but there's no chance he will ever be in charge of Iran so it's kind of pointless to worry much about it.

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

Lebanese redditor is coping with the situation


brown hands are coping too, with this redditor not praising allahs most courageous fighters for slaying the zionist entity

Lebanon apparently not brown enough to not grasp that Hezbollah attacking Israel leads to Israel responding

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Ver archivo adjunto 8657501
Noor Pahlavi new Shahbanu of Persia

Sorry, guys, she's married to a Jew.

 

[Soycast II]

doesn't eradicate Islam from the world,

Stated the obvious award. Now where’s that curse Muhammad that a kind gentleman asked for?

muhahhaha you actually think article 5 means anything you delusional KIKE, have you ever read article 5 you armchair general faggot, its nonbinding its a fucking nothingburger you have autism and youre a fucking civilian pussy.. lmao at turkey triggering it nobody would even go to bat for fuckin pooland and you babble about turkey. I am not reading your ginormous post you delusional retard, i cant stop laughing, what are you babbling about turkey wanting to invade iran you STUPID NIGGER muahahha shut the fuck up i am fucking subbed to your retardation now whats your xmr address i wanna tip u and make your clitty vibrate FAGGOT eventually i will read this long ass post that you farted out of your jewish vagina but only to constantly point out how fucking wrong you were ABOUT EVERYTHING hahaha wow im in such a good mood i think its cause bahrain is on fire LOL LMAO take it easy buddy

Didn’t attach your images award. Sperged out award.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Christianity isn't the original religion of Iran either, it was Zoroastrianism.

Absolutely acceptable. Zoroastrianism doesn't sound like a pedophilic death cult.

 

[mango_reseller]

When even Bloomberg (Archive) (lol) is clowning on you for being too much of an Israel simp, but the MIGA posters have your back.

I understand a lot of you are afraid because if the government changes your backs will be literally against the wall. But sadly it's just the way of the world. Stop being useful idiots.

 

[JeanRob1]

Sorry, guys, she's married to a Jew.

Ok, I'm now antisemitic. Give us back the Iranian princess you filthy kike!

He could magically make all our wildest dreams come true but there's no chance he will ever be in charge of Iran so it's kind of pointless to worry much about it.

So who will be in charge ? Rubio is already in charge of most of the world, and we all know the Islamic Regime will fall.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

ZOG winning this war doesn't eradicate Islam from the world, all it does is strengthen Israel and accelerate the death of the West.

>greek chad meme as an avatar

>screams about "da jooz" and "ZOG"

Sir, post hands.

 

[Crex Crex]

Trump is going to pick the next leader of Iran and it won't be the "lightweight" son of the Ayatollah.

Pick the only right choice you fat orange nigger. Either that or let the Iranians pick it.

 

[OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG]

I miss the times when this was a 'Comedy Forum'

this will go down as THE funniest thread on the farms. It will be milked for years to come, it will RUIN the "reputation" of many users, they will be mocked for the things they said here for a very long time if they choose to stick around.

Now dont mind me and get back to posting all the le epic wins of the military you fat retards never could have joined cause you have asthma. What a glorious fuckin fubar this is all turning out to be

p.s can we at least agree how fuckin great it is that the gulfniggers are all on fire right now, HAHA, man its nice, eat shit gulfoids

 

[Dendyy]

ZOG winning this war doesn't eradicate Islam from the world, all it does is strengthen Israel and accelerate the death of the West.

I agree, but curse Muhammad

 

[Soycast II]

>greek chad meme as an avatar

>screams about "da jooz" and "ZOG"

Sir, post hands.

The trends don’t lie. He’s Indian…