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You know this is one thing that's always baffled me about Phil. To the point it catches me off guard and makes me double take on the notion he's acting, but then I recover - aside from his juvenile way of reacting to sexual situations and female body, when it comes to women socially he's pretty accurate. Don't mature past about 18-22 and are emotion fueled mechanisms.

Broken clock phenomenon? I'm not sure. But it has to be random because he's too intellectually stunted and lacks experience to come up with it on his own.

I think Phil just preys on girls in that age/developmental group, so he should know.
 
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880803442796748800

In which Phil tries to compare himself with Howard Stern, but fails to realize that shock humour requires a lot of charisma from the person doing it for it to work. Phil is a charisma blackhole, so of course his attempts to do antisemitic humour fall completely flat.

His big defense is Howard Stern didn't get in trouble. Without looking it up I would bet the house that Stern has more FCC fines then anyone else in history. Stern was also smart, funny, charismatic, and could make/take a joke about himself like the Nazi stuff having irony to it because he is Jewish. Phil talked in a shitty German accent for 30 minutes and called monsters Jews. Exactly the same thing...
 
Don Rickles, for example, told a lot of racial jokes during his famous roasts. Thing is, he was actually a very nice likeable guy in real life.

Phil is like a cranky old guy at the bar. Zero charisma. His "jokes" are usually nothing more than "hey he's black." There's nothing to like.
 
I don't think he really likes women, or totally thinks of them as people, unless they're related to him in some fashion. Even then...

He really only reacts to women as sex objects, so it makes sense that the wonder woman movie would hold little interest for him.

(You could argue that he really doesn't seem to think of anybody as people, that he just reduces them to stereotypes. The stereotype he utilizes for women is basically "sex object or uninteresting". And I'm not trying to do an sjw thing here, he just... reminds me a lot of other people I've known who really don't like women.)
At the risk of psycho analyzing Phil, his lone exposure to females is through pop culture mediums of video games, movies, television, and porn. Whether they are objectified or objectify themselves is moot to the point that his perspective is clouded like a child's because he does not let anyone in to break that mold. It really is sad how he barely had any interaction with Leanna even while they were living together, so the viewpoint held even with her there.
In my spare time I dabble in a bit of philosophy and take time listening to people's issues in conversation, and they open up quite a bit if you're trustworthy. Given that background precedent, I would be willing to bet a lot of Phil's issues go back to anger of some description against his mother.
I truly believe he needs therapy a hell of a lot more than a vacation.
 
Don Rickles, for example, told a lot of racial jokes during his famous roasts. Thing is, he was actually a very nice likeable guy in real life.

Phil is like a cranky old guy at the bar. Zero charisma. His "jokes" are usually nothing more than "hey he's black." There's nothing to like.
To be an insult comic you have to have a ton of empathy. You're saying stuff to people's face that would normally get your ass kicked. You're constantly reading the room. Not many can do that.

DSP can't even get in a clever insult from the safety of his burrow.
 
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880806300401139712 (http://archive.is/xESo6)

Phil Burnell dijo:
I never changed

There's your problem.

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880821021003194369 (http://archive.is/fka4B)

He is so jealous of people like iJustine who parlayed their Youtube presence into bigger and better things, while he did fuck all with the opportunities he had back in what I hesitate to call his "prime" on Youtube.

And here's the projection reel. Just read the entire thing top to bottom:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880827009198419968 (http://archive.is/nJ4tJ)

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880825280637657088 (http://archive.is/HMLrG)
"They didn't make me CEO with a $200,000 starting salary after one day"

He refuses to move back to Connecticut:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880826420393541632 (http://archive.is/VlmAH)
 
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He could lose his house and get 2 real jobs or get 1 real job right now to supplement his income and stay in the black indefinitely. I wonder which will be forced upon him.
Knowing Phil, it's definitely going to be the former. And Jesus, looking at that rant Drgnkiller archived absolutely disgusts me. Calling people kids when he's a literal manchild. Phillip Burnell in a nutshell, everyone.
 
Can barely keep up with Drgn's tweets about Phil. Suffice to say, every single thing Phil is saying is either pure delusion, a flat out lie, or projection. That's really it; one of those 3 things and nothing else.
 
Better abort this discussion right now or the thread will soon be derailed. I mean, if we're going to derail it again, at least let it be about King of Pol.
Well, speaking of King of Pol...

Nah, just kidding. Was the most recent Ask the King funny or worth watching, or should I wait for someone else's summary?

Edit: https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880804574034087936

Uh-huh. I bet if someone went onto his forum and jokingly called him a hairy wop they'd get banned immediately.
 
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More revisionist history from Phil in this Ask The King by saying that people have twisted the truth in perpetuating the FGC hates him, when he himself made that definitive pronouncement in the Fuck Machinima video.
Additionally, the hilarious irony in labeling his detractors, "People who have the mentality of a child in an adult's body", and then seconds later saying people that don't agree with his opinion are "just stupid."
 
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