Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Relying on muslims to rise up and collectively form a government that they all agree is on absolutely retarded. Like really, really retarded.

Then there's no guarantee it doesn't end up like iraq, afghanistan or...iran.
Either go in, boots on the ground and wipe the area out, or leave them to blow each other up. This constant desert slap fight has been going on a thousand years. It's all so tiresome.

Iraq clusterfuck really only a threat to people in reach of their borders. The are way down from the level they where during Saddam's rule.
Afghanistan is basically in the stone age and focused inward.
Iran did have international reach with their funding, an actual navy, and on track to build nukes. Now they are just another Iraq and Afghanistan.
Would it be nice if they want back to being Persia? Sure.
But if they just end up another clusterfuck that's in constant civil war then thats fine too.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

We're now at 17 tankers and cargo planes enroute to the Gulf.


More Israeli/American bombings in Iran. Hopefully videos are incoming.


Alleged satellite imagery from the American Al-Udeid Airbase in Qatar shows extensive damage as a result of Iranian ballistic missile strikes.

It's pretty slow right now so have a meme video:

 

[Chuckwagon]

Like I said, are they going to invade? The strategic value of the bombing campaign is only relevant if there is an invasion. A revolution to make Prince Cuck the new Shah isn't going to magically appear because you blew up some Iranian's houses and children. Blowing up people's houses and children has probably lowered the chance of that happening, not increased it.

Let me put it into terms you Americans will understand: Russia and Iran are bombing America, and Charles III is cheering it on while simultaneously asking you to rise up and overthrow the Federal government so he can become King of America. As King, he will ban mobility scooters, fast food, and soft drinks. He will force all people to exercise, and make them dress like the Pilgrims. Knowing this, and that his masters are the people that are bombing you, are you going to answer His Majesty's call? Of fucking course you aren't. So why would the Iranians do the equivalent of that?

I think this notion that Pahlavi is a hated puppet/despot-in-waiting who has no meaningful support in Iran, which is full of fanatical Shiite mountain niggers who love being dehydrated to death under the rule of the Ayatollah, and that he can't possibly get anything real going can be safely dismissed as bullshit since that nigga actually called for mass protests on a certain day (Jan 8 ), and those protests - replete with pro-Shah slogans & flags - were indeed so much more massive than the ones on the previous days that the Islamists had to start massacring thousands or tens of thousands of people to stay afloat long enough to get bombed in the first place.

There's a lot that can still go wrong but I think that it's 1) too fucking late to still assert Pahlavi is an overhyped nigger who can't do anything nor does he enjoy any real support on the ground and 2) it's too fucking early to say that a revolution assisted by Judeo-Burger bombings can't happen in the near future.

 

[pooterino]

At least 15 American aerial refueling tankers are en route to the Middle East.

Love seeing those stars and bars stream across the globe...

Speaking of, it seems that The Ghost of Tehran is en-route to the Kaaba:

Spoiler: artist's rendition of the newest color scheme for his jet

 

[IrishGuy088]

The Gulf countries are paying influencers to tell everyone to remain calm as there is no Iranian attack in Ba Sing Se Dubai/Doha/etc.:
Marc Owen Jones - This trend going around the Gulf is beyond cringe [2028544766388920322].mp4
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Brian Rose, Founder & Host of London Real - Dubai back to normal…airports open…with more love ...mp4
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Of course, there have been so many incoming missiles that people scatter when they hear the cannon marking the end of the day's Ramadan fast:
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مضحي عبدالله العتيبي - ههههههه ＊المفروض يوقفون مدفع رمضان هاليومين مو كل الناس تفهم＊ 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 [...mp4
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Their instincts as oppressive, micromanaging leaders is getting the better of these people. Just be honest about what is happening. It isn't Dubai's fault that Iran has been planning attacks on all of their neighbors as a form of extortion. Everyone knows that this is Iran's doing. The sooner it gets dealt with, the better.

 

[Ygolonac]

Do you actually believe that a majority of Iranians like living under the current regime? Do you think all those people out in the streets a few weeks ago chanting "death to the dictator, long live the shah" were Mossad agents?

Yes, they are Muslims, they love the sharia . They are just mad the water is running out and will continue to be mad under any regime because Iran is rapidly becoming an african tier shithole and the humanitarian crisis is unavoidable at this point with or without the war.
Absolutely all governments are filled with corrupt and incompetent thieves looting the nation. And absolutely zero protests have ever been grassroots, "from the people" It's a minority of extremists and fringes who are paid to be professional activists. Any protest is a drop in the bucket compared to the sheer numbers of people, especially outside of naturally zogged liberal cities.

The people en masse are retarded and ignorant and the whims of their democratic leanings really don't matter anyway. Boomers in all nations never blame their nations for being bombed. I would guess the bulk of the Iranian populace is sperging out calling for total Amerinigger Israelinigger death right now and could care less about the regime in this moment; just like America and Israel would be and has been whenever they got bombed.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

So the embassy in KSA was empty at the time of the attack.... GG Iran you hit an empty building lol

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yesterday, in USPG2, he thought the strait of hormuz had a gate somebody could close and we'd need boots on the ground to get them to open the gate up and when called out on it he said it was just a metaphor.

What? No I didn't. I said they wouldn't be able to keep Hormuz open without boots on the ground. I probably could've worded it better but the situation is very similar to Suez in that air power alone won't keep it open.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Traffic starting to back up at the Straight on the inbound side.

https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.4/centery:26.0/zoom:9

 

[themanwhowalks]

Let me put it into terms you Americans will understand: Russia and Iran are bombing America, and Charles III is cheering it on while simultaneously asking you to rise up and overthrow the Federal government so he can become King of America. As King, he will ban mobility scooters, fast food, and soft drinks. He will force all people to exercise, and make them dress like the Pilgrims. Knowing this, and that his masters are the people that are bombing you, are you going to answer His Majesty's call? Of fucking course you aren't. So why would the Iranians do the equivalent of that?

Unfortunately, Europeans continue to be retarded and useless in 20th 21st century geopolitics, but their women are easy and love American soldiers so I can't be too mad

What do you think the US and NATO have been doing in Ukraine the past four years? You better hope Russia doesn't decide to perpetually supply Iran the way we have Ukraine. They could very easily.

USA + NATO gdp: 47 trillion
Russian GDP: 2.54 trillion (New york state: 2.3 trillion)

How the fuck do you think Russia is going to fund a proxy war against the US while currently fighting a war with its neighbor.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

What? No I didn't. I said they wouldn't be able to keep Hormuz open without boots on the ground. I probably could've worded it better but the situation is very similar to Suez in that air power alone won't keep it open.

Yes you did.

Bottom line is that re-opening Hormuz if it's successfully closed will require boots on the ground. It will require physically capturing the facility and holding a gun to whoever's head is necessary to reopen the gates and restart traffic.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

didn't realize the farms had retarded enough politics that if you don't support the Israeli pedophile cabal, you have to be a mudslime pedo supporter. Newsflash psssttt, They are all working together and on the same team. This shit is literally just a dumb distraction from bigger shit coming. Better start believing in false messianic prophecies, because you're in one baby!

Oh you think this thread is bad? You should go check out the USPG2 thread for a while. You get sorted into one of two houses pretty quick faster than the sorting hat. It's kind a fun sometimes.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yes, they are Muslims, they love the sharia . They are just mad the water is running out and will continue to be mad under any regime because Iran is rapidly becoming an african tier shithole and the humanitarian crisis is unavoidable at this point with or without the war.
Absolutely all governments are filled with corrupt and incompetent thieves looting the nation. And absolutely zero protests have ever been grassroots, "from the people" It's a minority of extremists and fringes who are paid to be professional activists. Any protest is a drop in the bucket compared to the sheer numbers of people, especially outside of naturally zogged liberal cities.

The people en masse are retarded and ignorant and the whims of their democratic leanings really don't matter anyway. Boomers in all nations never blame their nations for being bombed. I would guess the bulk of the Iranian populace is sperging out calling for total Amerinigger Israelinigger death right now and could care less about the regime in this moment; just like America and Israel would be and has been whenever they got bombed.

Trump called for them to rise up on Saturday and take control. They didn't.

 

[IrishGuy088]

I'm a better international news source than CNN and all I do is copypasta Telegram posts. My effort posts are also more intelligent that anything ever said on CNN or MSNBC. Kiwi News Network when?

KNN

Kill Niggers Now... I like it!

 

[Duane Dibbley]

Iraq clusterfuck really only a threat to people in reach of their borders. The are way down from the level they where during Saddam's rule.
Afghanistan is basically in the stone age and focused inward.

Isn't the whole point of this iran bombing is to "free the people"? Doesn't sound like they're free living under tribal warlords and the taliban. One could argue that's worse.

Iran did have international reach with their funding, an actual navy, and on track to build nukes.

They also have a shit load of oil and aren't (currently) on the banking guest list.

But if they just end up another clusterfuck that's in constant civil war then thats fine too.

I don't give a fuck either way but that's a hypocritical way of thinking of it.
"Hey, decent iranian muslims, we're going to kill your leader so you can rise up and take the country, but if it means 1,000,000 of you die doing so, then at least we stopped a 1,000 dying under the old regime".

And if Iran does become Persia, a bastion of peace and decency in the middle-east, a return to tradition of intelligence and innovation, they'll just get invaded and attacked by the now shit-holes next door (iraq) and their neighbour two towns over (afghanistan).

This war is about money and oil and access to the Strait. Controlling that and the Gaza (The suez) means MIC/Jew/West/America (pick your flavour) can do what they've been planning on doing; create their own canal/river/waterway to allow goods (mainly from China) to sail through to the west with massive tariffs on them.
Strategically, I can't knock the idea. The lies, propaganda and division caused by shit like this I could certainly do without.

 

[IrishGuy088]

Traffic starting to back up at the Straight on the inbound side.

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https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.4/centery:26.0/zoom:9

If Iran fucks up the Strait of Hormuz for the foreseeable future, I'm calling that a self-own.

 

[Salty Potatoes]

So the embassy in KSA was empty at the time of the attack.... GG Iran you hit an empty building lol

Iran doesn't care. It's propaganda to show a US Embassy on fire. It's why they are sending a third drone that way.

 

[IrishGuy088]

Some of you "people" in this thread:
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It is genuinely like 2003 again. Except even more bullshit because America is too chickenshit these days to actually commit ground forces.
No invasion = no regime change. It is a fact, like 1 + 1 = 2, and no amount of trashcan reacts is going to change that.

Fans of the Cowboys and Steelers?

Jesus Christ, give the IRGC the coordinates to this house.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

The average kiwi is a millennial unc.

All the more egregious, humans should remember bad propaganda and shit on it not fall for it verbatim with a few nouns changed around. The propaganda is already so deep people are zealously aiming for regime change with literally zero footprint on the ground as if that wont lead into another Libya, Syria, Iraq or Ukraine situation with massive refugee flows into Europe. The best case scenario at this point is the IRGC being neutered and only capable of keeping the territorial integrity of the country intact but since we have Israel involved and pure fucking kosher dick sucking retards in charge we're going to overshoot into the balkanization path like we saw in the Obama years.

 

[pooterino]

Some of you "people" in this thread:

Was sitting here thinking how to make a funny joke about how you're just mad at how swole my gunt is but then I got sidetracked.

Spoiler: dont read this its stupid

You posted this weird image and it says "ddees.com" so I checked it out!
"David Dees, a graphic artist based in Louisville, Kentucky is popular for his anti-Semitic and conspiratorial art. His artwork was circulated across the email groups of extremists released on the 9/11 conspiracy theories website and later changed into videos and posted on YouTube as well as other Websites."

ohhhh lolz

Seethe more you fucking brownoid.