Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Pastacore]

I watched Kier Starmer talk about what's going on and... does he always look like he's pissing himself while being held at gunpoint?

Genuinely looked like he had just finished a crying sesh moments before

 

[Chuckwagon]

I wonder if the USA is going to support the invasion this time. That would bring an amount of firepower that Israeli Generals could have only fantasized about. The Churro Flotilla is also nearby to really stick the knife in Hezbollah once and for all.

I'm especially excited to observe how the groyper & general 'right-wing' Turd Worldist crowd will cope if not only the Shah returns, but the Christians also retake Lebanon (and thus actually re-Christianize a corner of the Mideast). Embrace democratic neopaganism or some such shit to own the unironic Judeo-Christians after they for once stop being an entirely negative meme IRL, perhaps.

Also an apparent former One Piece animator, Aiden Guo, now working with those Psyop Anime guys who have been making '80/'90s anime-styled news updates has joined the fun re: Iran. Considering the Straw Hats seem to love restoring benevolent monarchies after toppling the hostile local tyrants & bad guys everywhere they go...

 

[The Cum Beast]

Hamas really fucked everyone over by attacking on Oct. 7th.
Incredible.

I saw someone describing the attack on oct 7th basically being islamist pearl harbor. Where a initially successful attack ended up being detrimental to the attacker in the long run (pearl harbor for japan, and oct 7 for iran and it's proxies)

 

[pooterino]

Netanyahu is back from the dead and in Beit shemesh.

I know it's probably beneath him and he has tons of security but I wanna see Bibi walk around toting an old-school, Israeli-made Uzi. Like he USED to do:

Spoiler: actual real uzi

 

[Drip Torch]

Da Joos.

This time, da joos really did do it.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

I'm surprised how there's still frequent launches happening, despite so much bombing. Between launches and launchers getting taken out, I would assume they'll be exhausted in a few days?

Whenever they're wargaming NK popping off, the military always estimates that they'll run out of artillery/launchers after around four or five days.
I'd assume Iran follows a similar timeline.

 

[Russell Coight]

Esmail Qaani showing up for work at IRGC today

 

[Overly Serious]

it's a banger name, too

Banger of a theme tune, too.

(For those who don't know the actual title of the 'Dawn of Man' music, is 'Also Sprach Zarathustra' (i.e. Zoraster) by Richard Strauss.

Zorastrianism actually has very interesting early beliefs that preserve a lot of the beliefs of ancient peoples. You can also see how elements of those beliefs seeded parts of other religions as well.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Storming our embassy and taking hostages in 1979
Killing 241 US marines (and 58 French soldiers) in the Beirut barracks bombing in 1983
Kidnapping the CIA Beirut station chief and torturing him to the point of insanity then murdering him in 1984
Building IED factories then smuggling the IEDs into Iraq, killing hundreds of our soldiers
IRGC in American uniforms kidnapping and murdering 5 US soldiers in Karbala, Iraq, on January 20, 2007, an operation personally planned and overseen by General Soleimani

Plenty more

Don't forget Pearl Harbor.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/iran-israel-us-attack-03-02-26-intl-hnk

 

[Foley]

Kuwait now forced to join the F35 program and order 100 F35A (100 million USD each) and 50 year maintenance contract (100 million USD per year per plane).

I know some people are sad that F-35 apparently got a proper a2a kill before the Raptor, but as a citizen of a country that has recently bought F-35s to replace their current fleet of jets, pretty happy with that.

 

[draggs]

Arak nuclear complex got ACKed

https://x.com/Osint613/status/2028486941482631509

 

[The Ghost of Sergei Witte]

Astonishingly redtarded take.

My country has been dragged into one too many wars for American Imperial interests, The American Empire is the scorpion, Europe is the frog. It will be a good thing actually if we detach ourselves entirely from Washington.

Call me a commie all you want you miserable NAFO/Neo-con, kike loving, philistine worshipping, cock sucking faggot - it won't bring back your foreskin. Nor will it be the Zased crusade you want, all it will do, as does all American policy result in more terror cells, the death of even more Whites and more enemies wanting you dead. But at least you killed some browns, at least you owned some libs.
There really should be a /chug/- /uhg/ style thread split. Wasting time on people who will do mental cartwheels for this regime who'll celebrate the deaths of hundreds of little girls and cry over 5 dead Zogbots.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Spain orders US aircraft out of Moron and Rota bases due to attacks against Iran.

Footage shows the moment of impact in Nabatieh, southern Lebanon.


Isfahan nuclear site being hit hard. There's also reports of the Arak nuclear site being hit currently.

Trump will be having a presser at 11am EST.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Once again, Iran show that its regime are the lolcow of the middle East.
Full of bluster and tardrage at every way.
Pissing off the rest of the gulf states is very retarted.

Their rain of missiles is real though. Just baffling how they are lobbing them at fucking everyone like actually asking for nuclear strike or something.
I do wonder what they plan to do when their missiles run out. Israel says they might have like 3000+ ballistic missiles and they have already gone through 600 *(plus those that have been destroyed in strikes).

Send in the goats. Suicide bombers maybe?

 

[Overly Serious]

What acts of war?

In 1979? Overthrew the puppet leader Shah that the USA had installed after Iran wanted to keep the oil revenues for its oil reserves for itself.

 

[Pippa is a spic whore]

If you think Steve looks rough after all this, you don't want to see his air fryer.

I may not be posting as much today since I'm going to be busy today doing CLASSIFIED stuff with a bro:


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If they did get destroyed, I hope they at least declassify the whole project. D variant in DCS wen?

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Reddit cope is great.
Also, buddy calling out the refugees? Better call the German thought police!
Ver archivo adjunto 8641662

Europe can't refuse refugees aparently.

 

[draggs]

Oil/natgas prices and the Dow have basically yawned at Operashun Total Ayatollah Death, kinda surprising

 

[Soycast II]

who'll celebrate the deaths of hundreds of little girls

No one wants little girls to die. I reserve my celebration for the end to a Muslim empire.

By the way @Honest Fan Soni-chan, the 80 seconds are up. I’m coming to collect.