Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Wait a minute… are we sure they aren’t Israeli? Lady’s uniform looks a little too, uh, shapely to be USAF.

The Jews usually apply desert camouflages topside to their F-15s. However, there are pictures of Israeli F-15s in all gray... So, maybe it could be IDF? We'll either need to see pics of the remains of the plane or wait for an official communique.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Tema 'Donald Trump is the Saoshyant'

26 de Ene, 2026

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So apparently Iran supposedly has had six gorillion protestors die recently and USS Abraham Lincoln is barreling down ont hem to finally buckbreak the Islamic Republic for good. If Iran becomes a Liberal Democracy like Ted "ancient prophecy commands us to crusade for the Third Temple" Cruz and Mark "the goyim are chattel of the Chosen People" Levin want, we will FINALLY achieve Peace in the Middle East for good this time, because the last three nation-building forever wars were only flukes and if you try again you're bound to get it this time...

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Bumping my thread

Sage

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I must ask again. How many launchers do we suspect Iran to still have?

 

[make_it_so]

The Jews usually apply desert camouflages topside to their F-15s. However, there are pictures of Israeli F-15s in all gray... So, maybe it could be IDF? We'll either need to see pics of the remains of the plane or wait for an official communique.

I think only the IAF's air superiority variants of the Eagle are painted all gray, and those are typically single seater.

 

[Drip Torch]

unblemished record is for air-to-air combat

Against enemy targets maybe. Against friendly fire? Not so much.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Look at the silhouette as well, its a deadnuts match. Any Eastern aircract that's even close would use leading-edge extensions.
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It seems like command trusted US deconfliction and Friend-Or-Foe systems but forgot that our Allies do not necessarily use them.

This is looking to have been a friendly fire incident.

Thankfully the pilots are okay.

Thanks for ruining the F-15s perfect record though, you asses

Wait a minute… are we sure they aren’t Israeli? Lady’s uniform looks a little too, uh, shapely to be USAF.

So those shapely uniforms are normally dress uniforms and the idea allows it (even though it's technically not allowed) for soldiers who are either desk bound or their just wearing their uniform in the barracks. And they allow it because of course they do. I mean come on the women look great.

Well, glad they both made it. But bro looks like he has a concussion or something.

Ejections have been known to do things like break ribs, they're very hard on the body.

The Jews usually apply desert camouflages topside to their F-15s. However, there are pictures of Israeli F-15s in all gray... So, maybe it could be IDF? We'll either need to see pics of the remains of the plane or wait for an official communique.

So the Arabic text in one of the videos says " it turns out they were American" so they're American. You know at least they landed in Kuwait which is a Ally of us. And it's also pretty small so he'll be at medical health somewhere pretty quickly.

It sucks but at least both people are alive and seemingly healthy all things considered.


Also the arab guy with the pipe. Lol wut

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Video of one of the pilots parachuting down.

 

[Farm Hand]

Graham is literally Holden Bloodfeast.

>Old
>"Please let us bomb Iran i don't care about anything else"
>Respectable bipartisan

Sorry to spoil the joke, but Graham is a full partisan. Always votes with Trump, so Trump never complains about him.

 

[Account]

Secret Iranian military strategy: rely on the Gulf States being so retarded they shoot down their own side's planes.
Better than the Chinese air defenses they are currently using.

 

[Boogies Cancer]

I'm not surprised at all that this happened. I'm sure there is some kind of real time liaison that is keeping these countries in the know to a degree but they don't have any real integration into our IFF I'm sure, they're scared shitless and random rockets and drones keep popping up. Friendly fire incidents are inevitable especially across allied forces.

I feel like people don't understand that in all of these operations involving Iran the casualty estimates have been much higher then we've seen. We've been very lucky so far, it helps that they're a bunch of incompetent goatfuckers too I guess.

I'm just glad the pilots seem to be unharmed.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

I'm going to bed. I wonder what stuff will happen before I get back.

 

[TotalDiggerNeath]

Surely he will now vote for the SAVE act right?

Not to shill for Graham but he did co-sponsor the bill, the issue is the "moderates" with Murkowski and McConnel

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Video of one of the pilots parachuting down.


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Kuwait owes us one plane now.

 

[Just_Somebody]

So Kuwait, one of the West's nominal allies, somehow has shot down more allied aircraft than Iran has in this conflict, or the 12 Day War?

Beyond embarassing.

 

[Kether]

is "Hebrew Channel 12" some sort of news channel? Are they saying "Hebrew Channel 12" instead of Israel Channel 12 or something?

channel 12 is their version of newsmax, like they're constantly giving BiBi 20+ points in approval ratings polls compared to the rest of the country

Isn't killing an 86 year old kind of retarded? This just forces them to replace an 86 year old senile faggot with someone more sane.

Why do i have a feeling you were born in the 40s, the day of the pillow is coming

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

The IDF says that they expect missiles and launches from iran to exponentially decrease over the next 48 hrs.


Also the IAF is bombing Lebanon launching another wave of strikes against Hezbollah targets in Lebanon, targeting weapon storage facilities and other infrastructure

Also also where is the ford?

 

[Norms Abused Liver]

I did not have "Iran going full tard and bombing everyone around them out of spite" on my 2026 Bingo card.

 

[High Heeled Insertion]

It was an Israeli F-15 btw. The flight harness and lack of patches is a big tell.


Probably had engine problems and couldn't make it back home.

 

[CraftyCat3]

Video of one of the pilots parachuting down.

What's the second object that appears to be parachuting down with them?

 

[Nefarious Elliot]

Also also where is the ford?

They're... busy.

 

[make_it_so]

What's the second object that appears to be parachuting down with them?

The ejection seat?