🍗 Deathfat Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?


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Same lol

Edit, sammies reading the thread.
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It IS kinda concerning that she appears to have made it all the way to the bottom of the world just to get a photo of me getting out of bed at 5am this morning...

She's also right that I don't bathe.
Haven't had a bath for about 10 years, soaking in a soup of your own dirt and skin? No Thanks!

I do shower daily though...

Edited to Add:What is that picture on the top of Daltons post?
It looks a bit like a purple hard hat with a light on the front... Dalton would like that...
 
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Sabrina is still drinking and driving and proud of it.

This is a really, really stupid thing to do. She's in physical control of a vehicle with an open container. Even if you're not actually driving, you're going to get charged with DUI/OWI. It doesn't matter if you're just sitting in a parking lot. She's one of the few people in the family who has a valid license. With all those kids in the house, it's beyond dumb to jeopardize her ability to drive.

It's also just immature and irresponsible. Don't drink and drive. This is how innocent motorists end up dead.
 
Ohhhh, I forgot!!! Baby Rayray!!!

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This is a really, really stupid thing to do. She's in physical control of a vehicle with an open container. Even if you're not actually driving, you're going to get charged with DUI/OWI. It doesn't matter if you're just sitting in a parking lot. She's one of the few people in the family who has a valid license. With all those kids in the house, it's beyond dumb to jeopardize her ability to drive.

It's also just immature and irresponsible. Don't drink and drive. This is how innocent motorists end up dead.
Agree legitimately pisses me off, ghetto nasty trash.
 
Sabrina needs to get her ass thrown in jail at a minimum. Only absolute scum of the earth drink and drive PROUDLY.

Ismail is not safe with this reckless cunt.
Lets hope shes not an alcoholic like her shitty boyfriend. But drinking and driving hints that she is. Poor kid doesnt stand a chance with 2 drunk idiot parents. Also where was this posted btw?
 
Does Sammie know how to navigate this thread or does she keep looking at the first post? I forget if previous times she's proved she knows how to lurk. She's *has* to be aware of Lipstick Alley, right?
 
New Kimmie lunacy.

Still larping as pregnant, and far enough along to feel kicking at that, but no ultrasound pictures to back up her claim. She's also cycling between the 2 tards at lightning speed. Look how greasy she and broccoli are.

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There is definitely something wrong with Zoboomafoo.

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Pregnant bellies don't fold like that Kimmie

(ETA - this is a still from a very short video where you can tell that Zoboomafoo can barely stand and definitely can't walk. He is 19 months old.)

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Also, it is gross and really fucking awkward to nuzzle sometime else's kid like that. It gives me the icks.

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Observations:
  • Unrelated adults really shouldn't be allowed on those family visits.
  • I approve of Kim drinking ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEW. Broccoli should make that a regular gift. She should drink a lot of it before taking a nice, long, insulin-free nap.
  • Why are the potato chips in the mini fridge?
  • What is even up with the fridge? Top shelf, I see a half-eaten jar of Mt. Olive brand pickles (delicious, to be fair) and two bottles of Dew. Next shelf, some kind of sour candy, some kind of cheese puffs, Sun Chips, a box of Russel Stover chocolates, and marshmallow hearts. Bottom shelf, bag of cotton candy and a big cup of a drink from Taco Bell (I think it may be the Baja Blast stuff that the gorls all love?). At any rate, Kim should really treat herself to all of this in one go. She deserves it. "It" being DKA.
  • It's so good to see Aidean and Z in clean, fitting clothes. They're both clean themselves and even have washed hair-- and Aidean's haircut is growing out into something less tragic than Kim's usual butchery. The boys are also visibly interacting with each other, which is sweet.
  • Z is doing much better but remains syndrome-y. This sounds awful, and I really don't mean it that way, but: maybe both children having complex medical needs will be another thing that keeps them permanently away from Kim, especially given the circumstances of the removal.
 
Observations:
  • Unrelated adults really shouldn't be allowed on those family visits.
  • I approve of Kim drinking ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEW. Broccoli should make that a regular gift. She should drink a lot of it before taking a nice, long, insulin-free nap.
  • Why are the potato chips in the mini fridge?
  • What is even up with the fridge? Top shelf, I see a half-eaten jar of Mt. Olive brand pickles (delicious, to be fair) and two bottles of Dew. Next shelf, some kind of sour candy, some kind of cheese puffs, Sun Chips, a box of Russel Stover chocolates, and marshmallow hearts. Bottom shelf, bag of cotton candy and a big cup of a drink from Taco Bell (I think it may be the Baja Blast stuff that the gorls all love?). At any rate, Kim should really treat herself to all of this in one go. She deserves it. "It" being DKA.
  • It's so good to see Aidean and Z in clean, fitting clothes. They're both clean themselves and even have washed hair-- and Aidean's haircut is growing out into something less tragic than Kim's usual butchery. The boys are also visibly interacting with each other, which is sweet.
  • Z is doing much better but remains syndrome-y. This sounds awful, and I really don't mean it that way, but: maybe both children having complex medical needs will be another thing that keeps them permanently away from Kim, especially given the circumstances of the removal.
Im wondering why her criminal boyfriend is there????
 
Robin Framer is an internationally renowned…something…now. Student? Essayist? Whatever, she’s gone GLOBAL!
>>...I am receiving a global marine award...<<
Reading this particular statement made me immediately think like she just submitted the Navy Seal Copypasta.(Not only am I extensively trained in unpaid internships, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Global Marine Award and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Dean's List) I assume she meant a marine biology award? Marine design? Marine commerce? Something like that? Or maybe she's just really good at being a deep, expansive body of Saltwater and telling people about that.

Some terrible AI slop that Sammie posted that made me actually laugh out loud. That tiny hand. The not-really-Sammie uncanny person at the bottom. I take it back, this isn't slop, it's art.

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For once AI has made me glad not mad. :heart-full:
May Papa Shart and his tiny baby Hand continue to requiescat in pace. We're lucky he didn't bless her with his strong Hand or Sammie would have become too powerful for we of this mere mortal plane to behold, let alone comprehend.

Ohhhh, I forgot!!! Baby Rayray!
That Woman has the overall style of an American Cocker Spaniel who needs to go to the Groomer.

There is definitely something wrong with Zoboomafoo.
I know having been cursed with whatever horrifying genetic effluent makes up the seed of Dalton (may high vis be upon him) and having been incubated in the lair of Nurgle known as Kim's womb means that lil' Dudechen is just all kinds of messed up; but I find little Dragon Ball Z very adorable. I also know that wishing for a happy, fulfilling Life(at whatever capacity he has to live it) is generally quite tragically unrealistic for the subjects of this Thread.
(Help, quick, someone administer me 10CCs of Anna O'Brien's offensively delusional, egotistical, and abrasive public Asshattery, stat!! I'm feeling feels.):stress:
 
"My man is spoiling me today", and it's just a bunch of junk from the dollar store and Taco Bell. I couldn't be happier that her life is that pathetic and empty.

Her DOTW shouldn't be allowed anywhere near those boys. She shouldn't even be, but unfortunately we decided that even the worst parents who allow their sons to be molested and assaulted by multiple of their current partners retain rights to their kids until otherwise terminated.

If I was a praying man, I'd pray for her to fucking die.
 
"My man is spoiling me today", and it's just a bunch of junk from the dollar store and Taco Bell. I couldn't be happier that her life is that pathetic and empty.

Her DOTW shouldn't be allowed anywhere near those boys. She shouldn't even be, but unfortunately we decided that even the worst parents who allow their sons to be molested and assaulted by multiple of their current partners retain rights to their kids until otherwise terminated.

If I was a praying man, I'd pray for her to fucking die.
What does the D stand for? Diddler?
 
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