DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

What is actually left for any dent to enjoy

DSP's penultimately forever declining mental state.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Night stream starts with IMMEDIATE begging to see the $100 animation. Bitching about having to play as Grace the entire time so far.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Mate watch the video again. They were Yankee candles Phil and Leanna bought. If you are going to trash Phil at least get the facts of what you are trashing him for right.

Well that's one way to make an entrance I guess. Crying that someone misremembered what kind of fucking scented candles a repressed homosexual was showing off

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Lying tells on full display.

Spoiler: Sucking a dick or flexing?

Spoiler: Ball sucking

Spoiler: Get laid or go bowling

Spoiler: He's talking about Kat

Uh oh! I'm sorry, hunny. Was I? I'm sorry.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

Well that's one way to make an entrance I guess. Crying that someone misremembered what kind of fucking scented candles a repressed homosexual was showing off

I've been lurking on and off since about a month before the Sidescrollers disaster and for some reason that just triggered my autism enough to make an account.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I've been lurking on and off since about a month before the Sidescrollers disaster and for some reason that just triggered my autism enough to make an account.

Welcome.. home!

 

[TurboSwine]

I've been lurking on and off since about a month before the Sidescrollers disaster and for some reason that just triggered my autism enough to make an account.

May the 'tism be with you.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I think that's just his dented brain. That was shown in some gameplay previews. He's definitely using a guide, but this was known info.

Yeah giving I'm watching a glimpse of his day stream where he's begrudgingly complaining while playing the game and now in the night stream he's very vocal about what he's doing step by step like he has to remind himself what he read about.

"Apparently I didn't understand that(crimson head mechanic), but supposedly zombies come back to life"

Imagine gettin handheld day 1 on a fuckin new release.

 

[TurboSwine]

That's downtown Canada. His name is Jim.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Phil could be replaced by AI written in JavaScript from 20 years ago and it'd probably keep up with current Phil. He covers four main areas:

1. Begging
2. Asking how to beat a part of the game
3. Complaining (in-game lag, about DA TWOLLZ, etc)
4. Bragging/Gloating

It's just good to take breaks from this repetitive, gin-brained faggot since every episode of this queer's show feels like a repeat now. Penultimate. If you clicked this, you're probably neger psykolog

 

[INirvana]

What is actually left for any dent to enjoy when the only "salvageable" thing in Dave's entire god awful existence is playing playing videogames, but he uses fucking guides to ruin the entire experience? I would love to know what is going in their water filled heads to think this shit is entertaining in any capacity, but again, these are DSP dents, they remain alive and semi sentient because breathing and pumping blood is automatic. Just imagine them as that Gif with the down syndrome kid following the light through the colors.

Phil, you have been playing videogames and doing content for almost 20 years and you still can't do it right, you're a lazy retarded faggot and every cent given to you is a disservice and a shitty miracle.

His whole audience (prob like 20 people, he viewbots or someoen does it for him)

Is 100% mentally challenged, chemically imbalanced retards. They cannot perceive time or question logic, they are closer to mosquito's than humans.
Or....
They know Phil is like this and this is their last stop in life, they failed at everything or are just stunted by life due to being one of them weird retards at school. So they sit there in phil's chat, waiting for death.

The only person who is the exception is Jayde, hell, he goes out more than phil, he goes to comic con and all that shit while being mentally challenged.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Tevin zooming in on Phil's face as the fat guy exploded gave me a good laugh

 

[neger psykolog]

they are closer to mosquito's than humans.

When you said that I imagined they had like fly vision or some shit


Amazing that Phil Burnell's real, hardcore gamer fanbase haven't evolutionized enough to tell when DSP is lying (hint: it's all the time about everything)

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Hanging out with my group of friends, everyone but one guy really knew of DSP. We decided to introduce him to song parodies and Project 7. His literal first reactions were "isn't that the guy who jerked off on stream?" and "he looks like he stinks of piss".

Then our last friend we were waiting for joined the group and we had to shut it off because for some reason he is immune to Phil's charms and despises whenever we play videos of him. Just thought I'd share that with everyone.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Tevin zooming in on Phil's face as the fat guy exploded gave me a good laugh

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Man, he’s ugly. Look at those snort sacks, they’re getting quite prominent

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

There is zero chance that it drops below 100 naturally. It will continue to be view-botted. IIRC when it did actually drop below 100 viewers awhile back temporarily he was kvetching about it.

Except whenever his power/internet goes out and the chat drops to 50-60 every single time, and whenever he comes back it very gradually climbs back to his authentic REAL number of 200 organic viewers and ~1 or less chat per minute with 10 or so shown livestream chat participants. Don't get me started on how the same happens on kick, and his big tell is that his streaming PC's Firefox browser stops working, he has to close it and restart the browser, and kick chat drops off. You know the browser known for memory leaks that he uses in god's year 2026 wherein he uses no adblock and seemingly is opening a shitton of tabs of his own stream to keep himself in the Kick Partnership Program for the hourly wage. Again, there's like 20 people actually talking at any given time, more than YT but not by THAT much. Maybe averaging 3 chats per minute.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

"he looks like he stinks of piss"

It's weirdly accurate, the smell in that "gaming" room must be horrible, a mix of sweat and piss.

He is using a guide he said wouldn't it be cool if grace had an injector to backstab zombies feature you get like 2 hours in

No surprises here, he's been using guides with almost every single player games, I still don't understand why someone would do that on their first run, ruining every surprise and plot-twists you could appreciate.

Of course Dave doesn't care about the story, he only cares about Money and appearing like a "Matoor Adult Style Human" that is so manly he isn't scared by the scary games.... He really need to grow up

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Tevin zooming in on Phil's face as the fat guy exploded gave me a good laugh

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I think he's slowly revealing his true form as the Fishman of Innsmouth

 

[Switch Mongo]

Imagine being in your 40s and not having a crash out over the fucking hot young secretary at work but about bananas.

If people keep pushing bananas he will lose his shit completely because he can't take a joke.

Not too long till he makes banana a banned word.

This is why he can’t even win by embracing the meme. Most of the time he crashes out about this shit and we can see he is coping it doesn’t feel natural when he tries to own it. Once he sees we’ve started to make fun of him for this it becomes a social experiment.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I'm 99.9% certain he's using a guide, he's making his way through the first real Grace segment way too quickly for someone with no prior knowledge of the game.
He also did one thing specifically that basically convinced me he's using a guide, he got his first injection item (a one hit stealth kill) and immediately took it to the most difficult non-boss enemy in the area, got a key and instantly seemed to know where it's intended to be used.
I saw this guy fumbling with putting sauce into an indent in a Wendy's nuggets box earlier this week, no way he figured all of this out himself right away.

Even RTU gleamed this during the 666 stream where Phil claimed he had planned everything and RTU said "you can't install a mic arm properly theres no way you planned all this over years,"

Phil is a very bad actor so it's obvious when he's using a guide because when there is something in the game that tricks most people he will do it in the first attempt and start yelping "I swear i didn't look it up i swear!" while looking manic eyed. I've been watching some of the old SoK Lets endures recently and during Sonic '06 theres a mission to figure out who the captain is by getting info some several other "captains", Phil guesses who the real captain is right away and proceeds to clown around and act like he just guessed when it was clear someone told him or he looked it up since its one of the more infamous parts of the game, the only other time i've seen someone get that right the first time was GameGrumps and they were dicking around.

Another example is Sekiro a game he got his shit kicked in all the way through and yet at the final boss (well the one he fought) he managed to beat him in a few attempts because it just so happened he discovered you can use a max power axe to stun lock the boss over and over.