What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Christ fed the starving masses with Fish.

Christ is a mythical character not a historical person. You need to look at the Jews and Clergy especially during the Medieval Era. Serfs aren't getting fed, they are being enslaved and left to die with no way out other than becoming a soldier or clergy.

A lot of rules that get folded into religion are usually just good lessons to prevent mistakes. Pork has a lot of parasites inside of it, which could wipe out a town, city, civilisation if not handled correctly.

Beef and Lamb has parasites and diseases as well and those tend to be equally lethal. Ever heard of Mad Cow Disease?

"Shaming Pedophiles [the MSM will come up with a soft word like MAP, but not as wordy] is islamaphobic".

The problem isn't if they could but if they will. They can make you believe in almost everything arranging from flat earth to Transgender people being Gods. But they'll have to leave at least one weapon on the table to use against you. If they justified pedophilia then they lose out on the most powerful tool they could use to silence just about anyone.

Dude I saw post only just recently of a Jewish guy flipping off the Arch of Titus with the caption of saying "Still here!" (As in, "We are still here and the Romans are gone."
That's a 1900 year grudge.

Romans (and by extension Greeks, Vikings, Chinese...) promoted knowledge, free will and curiosity. Their priests are not professionals but appointed volunteers. They learn, investigate and improve. They have actual medical health care and hygiene. Women could become merchants and royalty. They admit that their gods are fickle, flawed and petty. A slave in the Roman Empire can even climb all the way up to the top until they are slave owners themselves. Exactly the very thing the Jews hate and despise with a burning passion.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Dude I saw post only just recently of a Jewish guy flipping off the Arch of Titus with the caption of saying "Still here!" (As in, "We are still here and the Romans are gone."
That's a 1900 year grudge.

When me and a classmate visited the Arch of Titus, we sent photos of it to our Jewish classmates back home (the whole thing was kinda an extended shitpost). Same thing with some statues of captured/surrendering Persian soldiers at the Vatican Museum (we sent photos to our Persian/Iranian classmates instead). One classmate was a Persian Jew, so he got a double-whammy. It all worked out because me and the other visiting classmate are mystery-meat Amerimutts, so we got our balls busted too.

All I’m saying is that COULD be a super cereal grudge or some kinda attempt at snark.

 

[Boldizar]

My own bizarre conspiracy theory is Stalin being an infiltrator trying to destroy early Soviet regime so he can steal their power and use it to torture jews and muzzies
He succeeded thoughbeit.

 

[Male Idiot]

There are already Spetsnaz troops in the USA (Search up American Police Force Hardin, this is a known fact) and the PLA has ports inside US soil. The moment World War III strikes or UN Peacekeepers decide to intervene, this is how they suppress the US to make way for the Globalhomo NWO

Why would globohomo suppress itself? The US is, has always been, globohomo.

China and Russia are not globohomo. Usa and eu are.

 

[Duane Dibbley]

Beef and Lamb has parasites and diseases as well and those tend to be equally lethal. Ever heard of Mad Cow Disease?

Red meat is safer to consume than white meat (pork, chicken) because the veins/arteries in red meat are too small for worms and parasites to live in.
It's why we're told you can't eat chicken or pork raw. You can, but the chances of diseases are massive.

Have you heard of mad cow disease? Did you live through it? It was caused by a CJD infected sheep brain being reintroduced into the food supply, as prions can only be transmitted through ingestion.

Christ is a mythical character

No.

but if they will

Of course they will.

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Gulf war syndrome (1989-1991) was caused by the MRNA, or similar experimental vaccine, given to soldiers pre-deployment. It was trialed again in Bosnia in the mid 90s and then again during the Iraq and Afghanistan campaigns of the War on Terror, in the form of an Anti-Anthrax vaccine (as retarded as it sounds).

MRNA is the holy grail of medicine, and the first company to crack it will be richer than all humans in history combined.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

China

Eh. I mean idk its a bit debatable for them. They at least might not be a direct part of the liberal western order. But they also aren't exactly in Russia's position either.

And i think they would do their own version of it if they had international support to do so. Looking at the actions they take already.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Jussie's false flag was far dumber. His alleged attack in the "MAGA country" that is fucking Chicago happened when he felt like going to Subway for a shitty sandwich at 1AM in a winter storm with subzero temperatures and the evil African MAGA nazis supposedly poured bleach on him to make him whiter

I lived in Chicago when that happened, but I hadn't thought about it in so long and then your post prompted me to dig up this video

I think my one of my favorite parts of the whole story was that they sourced the 'lynching materials' from a hardware store in my old 'hood: The Crafty Beaver

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Christ is a mythical character not a historical person. You need to look at the Jews and Clergy especially during the Medieval Era. Serfs aren't getting fed, they are being enslaved and left to die with no way out other than becoming a soldier or clergy.

Jesus of Nazareth was definitely a real person who was definitely executed in the first century. The medieval era was some 1,000 years later.

I lived in Chicago when that happened, but I hadn't thought about it in so long and then your post prompted me to dig up this video

I doubt in real life his "attackers" had the acting chops to switch from Abdulwani Muse to Jed Clampett on the fly.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Serfs aren't getting fed, they are being enslaved and left to die with no way out other than becoming a soldier or clergy.

Serfs weren't slaves and for the most part were treated very well by their lords. They had more days off than a modern wagie and paid less in taxes. Do a bit of research before you make yourself look like a schizotard.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

Why would globohomo suppress itself? The US is, has always been, globohomo.

China and Russia are not globohomo. Usa and eu are.

Consider the following:

China runs the WHO which every nation short of the USA follows the guidelines of.

Putin was a member of Klaus Schwab’s “Young Global Leaders”

Both countries are permanent members of the UN.

Russia was a member of the G8 before it became the G7 and Russia was suspended in 2014.

China and Russia work closely with a number of Western countries in technology, manufacturing, space travel, etc.

Aside from major players that pulled out as a result of the Ukraine war, there are hundreds of businesses and corporations that continue their business with Russia.

My point is that I think China and Russia are at minimum aware and complicit in globohomo, but more realistically, they are implements and tools of globohomo. In short: all according to plan.

 

[VM_]

Christ is a mythical character not a historical person

There's an interesting theory by Ralph Ellis claiming Jesus was actually the Parthian king of Edessa called "Izates II," who converted to Judaism and led a failed revolt in Israel and was blood-related to the Egyptian Ptolemy dynasty and the Syrian/Roman Severan dynasty. It's out there but more plausible than the grail bloodline one.

Here's his family tree chart.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Jesus of Nazareth was definitely a real person who was definitely executed in the first century. The medieval era was some 1,000 years later.

Doubt. In fact a lot of early Christians see Jesus as a God or a Demigod and not a real historical character. A la all of the early Christian Cults the church killed off without much hesistation.

Serfs weren't slaves and for the most part were treated very well by their lords. They had more days off than a modern wagie and paid less in taxes.

Source?

Because I don't know about you but if you take a good look at Medieval History it sounds like the Taliban or Commies ran over Europe or something. And no way the Taliban or Commies are actually paying or feeding peasants coherently.

Also the average lifespan of a commoner in the Medieval Era is 18 to 30. Nobles and Clergymen live around twice as long on average. Go figure.

 

[natehiggers321]

New one I'd like to see someone do a deep dive into would be Mossad having a mole inside the White House during the Clinton admin and it was Monica Lewinsky - apparently she's Jewish?

 

[Otterly]

Beef and Lamb has parasites and diseases as well and those tend to be equally lethal. Ever heard of Mad Cow Disease?

Pigs are unique though. As @Duane Dibbley says, they were specifically called out in the bible. This is because of how they lived and still live in many countries. Pigs are dustbins, and eat leftovers and scraps and even human waste (pig latrines in china!) The are also very similar to humans in some interesting biological ways that mean we carry similar diseases. In places like china, human flu bounces around between the three reservoirs of wild waterfowl, hogs and humans and occasionally spits out something very nasty indeed. Hogs eat meat, and cows and sheep don’t (much, most animas will snack on a bit of allowed) so were less likely to kill you.
Leviticus can be read as a series of hygiene and behavioural rules to keep a bunch of unruly savages healthy in a hot desert environment.
Algal blooms were and are common, and are toxic and disease that kill humans affect mainly shellfish, hence the prohibition on anything shellfish like bit allowing fish with scales, which tend not to carry diseases
There’s a prohibition on birds of prey, which also ate meat, and certain waterbirds.

Other interesting hygiene rules in Leviticus include burying waste outside the camp perimeter, disposal of clay vessels (which are porous and can breed bacteria) and whole screeds on the isolation and quarantine of infected individuals. It’s very clear in the light of modern science that the rules were sensible and grounded in the reality of keeping a bunch of people alive and healthy.
The average lifespan is heavily skewed by child mortality. If you made it past childhood you had a reasonable chance of living to middle age, it’s not like all the adults popped their clogs at 31

 

[Male Idiot]

Eh. I mean idk its a bit debatable for them. They at least might not be a direct part of the liberal western order. But they also aren't exactly in Russia's position either.

And i think they would do their own version of it if they had international support to do so. Looking at the actions they take already.

They ain't clean nor benevolent, just the lesser evil.

Jesus of Nazareth was definitely a real person who was definitely executed in the first century. The medieval era was some 1,000 years later.

He likely was a real person. Possibly even a carpenter.

Serfs weren't slaves and for the most part were treated very well by their lords. They had more days off than a modern wagie and paid less in taxes. Do a bit of research before you make yourself look like a schizotard.

They also paid less taxes, but after peasant revolts they usually got severly punished. I think that is his mistake, confusing that with general peasant life.

Consider the following:

China runs the WHO which every nation short of the USA follows the guidelines of.

Putin was a member of Klaus Schwab’s “Young Global Leaders”

Both countries are permanent members of the UN.

Russia was a member of the G8 before it became the G7 and Russia was suspended in 2014.

China and Russia work closely with a number of Western countries in technology, manufacturing, space travel, etc.

Aside from major players that pulled out as a result of the Ukraine war, there are hundreds of businesses and corporations that continue their business with Russia.

My point is that I think China and Russia are at minimum aware and complicit in globohomo, but more realistically, they are implements and tools of globohomo. In short: all according to plan.

Same can be said for the US nd EU to a greater degree.

average lifespan of a commoner in the Medieval Era is 18 to 30. Nobles and Clergymen live around twice as long on average. Go figure.

That was including all the children who died young.

It is a bit like if we factored in abortions for life expectancy.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

That was including all the children who died young.

It is a bit like if we factored in abortions for life expectancy.

And this isn't a good sign to begin with. Infant mortality rate increases are usually the first sign that a mass population purge is in the works.

My point is that I think China and Russia are at minimum aware and complicit in globohomo, but more realistically, they are implements and tools of globohomo. In short: all according to plan.

It's all according to plan, trust me. There is no way that any country right now isn't actively a part of it.

 

[VM_]

My own bizarre conspiracy theory is Stalin being an infiltrator trying to destroy early Soviet regime so he can steal their power and use it to torture jews and muzzies
He succeeded thoughbeit.

Similar to Castro, he could have been a Jesuit agent or even a Tsarist agent gone rogue.

 

[Male Idiot]

And this isn't a good sign to begin with. Infant mortality rate increases are usually the first sign that a mass population purge is in the works.

No that was pretty much just plagues and no hospitals and the same overall. I guess trade routes didn't help either.

By that logic, aliens were trying to depopulate cowboys from the US frontier. It was just diseases.

You aren't an Evropean so your ignorance on the past is a given. But plagues that took out even kings weren't that uncommon when disinfectant, penicilin and vaccines weren't a thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignaz_Semmelweis

I know its wikipedo, but these things had to be figured out.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

No that was pretty much just plagues and no hospitals and the same overall. I guess trade routes didn't help either.

By that logic, aliens were trying to depopulate cowboys from the US frontier. It was just diseases.

You aren't an Evropean so your ignorance on the past is a given. But plagues that took out even kings weren't that uncommon when disinfectant, penicilin and vaccines weren't a thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignaz_Semmelweis

I know its wikipedo, but these things had to be figured out.

What do you think will happen if all medical cures to diseases are taken away, deemed to be irrelevant compared to the splendour of the Jewish monster God and replaced by prayers and millions are cramped inside shanty towns with no hiygene and were taught that spiritual cleanliness is superior over bodily cleanliness (or simply nothing to begin with) for over a couple thousand years?

But for all seriousness, there is no way people are fed and paid more than an average American (especially paid) in the Medieval Era. Obviously things improve slightly during the High Medieval Era (and even poor peasants can afford pork after the black death because most of the meddlesome clergy and nobles die off) but this is decidedly not the case in the Early Middle Ages. Here's a video about the subject of food.

 

[Jean ValJean]

The word "Holocaust" didn't mean what it does now until the mid 1980s. People called it the mass extermination of jews, or the death camps or concentration camps. You can find media from WW2 up to the early 1980s using the name holocaust just to mean horrible tragedy and mass death without any link to the Holocaust as we think of today.

You are also correct about the 1970s. A lot of it comes from the trial of Adolf Eichmann in Israel and the fact that a lot of people didn't much care. The Israeli youth at the time wasn't really told about the horrors and there was a culture of silence on the trauma, or at least that is the jewish excuse.

One thing that people fail to remember (or that isn't taught in history for whatever reason) is that the Mass Extermination, or Holocaust, or Final Solution or whatever you want to call it wasn't just jews as the victims.

It was Jews, half-jews, gypsies, Christians, homosexuals, retards, cripples, and anyone who was deemed "Non-Aryan."

Hitler used the Jews to rile up the masses, but it was all about creating a Master Race. It wasn't just the Jews that it was perpetrated against.

Gulf war syndrome (1989-1991) was caused by the MRNA, or similar experimental vaccine, given to soldiers pre-deployment. It was trialed again in Bosnia in the mid 90s and then again during the Iraq and Afghanistan campaigns of the War on Terror, in the form of an Anti-Anthrax vaccine (as retarded as it sounds).

I have had both a medical doctor and a clinical pathologist tell me that this it true.