US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[RomanianSchizo]

WHEN GOD NEEDS A NATION TO WORK HIS MIRACLES HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHO TO ASK
THOSE 250 YEARS ARE JUST A BEGINNING
THE GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICA IS UPON US

OH MY GOSH WAS THAT ENDING KINO AF

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

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Tough old fella lmao

Dudes career spanned from 1943-1980 and took down 5 MiG 15s. Thats insanely impressive.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Good speech but needed a part where he said “And for another guest tonight, the first alien, Gilthraôx. Come on out, you big goof!” Then his gray ass comes out, gets a few medals, and zaps AOC with the discombobulator gun right in the pussy.

 

[IrishGuy088]

That was a good one!

 

[mlanguishi]

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Will that finally get Null to support me, Trump, and MAGA?

 

[Charnel Ground]

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Who's the fat woman getting a selfie with him?

Really hamming it up! I love this fat ass diva.

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

fuuuuck what a thick fucking slampig

 

[Lip Glossary]

he is triggering them SO bad
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(probably innocent) LMAO

You know for a fact he hit that "I wish I could give myself the Congressional medal of Honor I don't know what for but I would take it" joke specifically to piss them off

Well I have to go to bed, I imagine tomorrow the news will be filled with so much salt, but where can I get an objective rundown of all the topics touched on?

I couldn't even make a list right now because it was so much good shit.
To be honest I think you would be doing yourself a disservice by not listening to the whole thing when you get some time.

 

[Gap Hag]

Good speech but needed a part where he said “And for another guest tonight, the first alien, Gilthraôx. Come on out, you big goof!” Then his gray ass comes out, gets a few medals, and zaps AOC with the discombobulator gun right in the pussy.

"Zap em by the pussy"

 

[quaawaa]

Trump signed the Trump Tie:

 

[invisibult plus+]

 

[StudMccool]

Null's gf got a selfie with the President:
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OHH MY GOD, where is his hand?

 

[gernig]

The fat woman in the red dress has been catching strays the last two hours

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Dudes career spanned from 1943-1980 and took down 5 MiG 15s. Thats insanely impressive.

He saw it all.

OHH MY GOD, where is his hand?
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Left backbreast?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Fourth one, by the way.

 

[unaboomer]

Cutting energy prices by making Big Tech build their own power sources for data centers

> We're going to build nuclear power plants and make nvidia pay for it!

 

[StudMccool]

HOLY SHIT LMAO

 

[Historical Strelkov]

"That's why tonight I'm announcing the release of Grand Theft Auto VI, free to play right now with the money we made from tariffs, on your game console of choice"

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

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"...and these are 3 of my other cats, Mr Spoofles, Kitty Witty, and Boojums"

 

[Wax]

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Who's the fat woman getting a selfie with him?