🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cheesegirl78]

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How about just eating healthy, REAL food, Tess?
Grilled chicken breast, with wild rice? A green salad? Fruit for a sweet treat? Steamed broccoli?

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Actually, do we ever think about how much Tess SHITS and how she WIPES?

Also, is that feeder content in between farting on cakes?

I’ll raise you HFC

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Apparently she went to a movie screening. She usually has pictures on getty images when she attends these, but I couldn't find any. Funny that she's trying to pass these cell phone pics off as red carpet pics.
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Horrific

 

[Soup Sammiches]

How about just eating healthy, REAL food, Tess?
Grilled chicken breast, with wild rice? A green salad? Fruit for a sweet treat? Steamed broccoli?

Girl I already decided dinner for tonight, now I'm getting hungry thinking about some wild rice and broccoli.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

How about just eating healthy, REAL food, Tess?
Grilled chicken breast, with wild rice? A green salad? Fruit for a sweet treat? Steamed broccoli?

HOW DARE YOU TELL REGISTERED DIETIAN TESS HOLLIDAY HOW TO NOURISH HER BODY!

 

[Constellationzero]

HOW DARE YOU TELL REGISTERED DIETIAN TESS HOLLIDAY HOW TO NOURISH HER BODY!

NOURISH: Noun

When a tattooed super morbidly obese trashbag eats 3/4 of the menu at (insert goyslop chain restaurant).

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Girl I already decided dinner for tonight, now I'm getting hungry thinking about some wild rice and broccoli.

That's our dinner for tonight. Except we're having herb-seasoned pork chops too.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Y'all still hungry?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Holy hamburgers, she's packed on the pounds.

At first, I was looking because I wanted to see if her THIS ASS has drooped anymore (it really hasn't - the flappy flatjacks are still just sad flesh tubes rolled into her bra) by using her scorpion tattoo as a reference. But as I was looking at her 2021 pictures when the tattoo was fresh, I was rather floored.

Behold! 2021 (mirrored so the tattoo's in the same orientation) to 2026.

To be more side-by-side with the size (except the hands kind of obscure things):


Pardon me, I'm gonna go cleanse my soul with honey whiskey now.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It's actually funny that she's trying to jump on a two year old trend (BRAT) that even the creator (Charlie XCX) has said is dead and done with.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Omar's.

Omar the tent maker?

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“POV: you’ve lost weight but didn’t make it your entire personality.”

Says the Obeast who made being FAT her entire personality and is even wearing a bikini bearing by the word FAT to remind everyone in case they couldn’t already see her massive size. Just no self-awareness AT ALL.

 

[HexBawxUno]

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I still miss Diet Rite. Just had the best balanced flavor of all the diet colas.

 

[cactus]

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Y'all still hungry?

I can't look away, it's like a train wreck...

 

[Constellationzero]

Please note the font and color here. Reminiscent of my childhood going to Eagle's and seeing the shit in the generic aisle.

Magna/Jewel had a worse font and color scheme.



Hooves is telling on herself big time here.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Please note the font and color here. Reminiscent of my childhood going to Eagle's and seeing the shit in the generic aisle.

I can't imagine I point this out, but her font / color is from Charlie XCX's BRAT album:

Ironic in a way anyone older than ten feels it. I hope Tess DIES and EATS shit!!! Sorry, my millennial is showing.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Holy hamburgers, she's packed on the pounds.

At first, I was looking because I wanted to see if her THIS ASS has drooped anymore (it really hasn't - the flappy flatjacks are still just sad flesh tubes rolled into her bra) by using her scorpion tattoo as a reference. But as I was looking at her 2021 pictures when the tattoo was fresh, I was rather floored.

Behold! 2021 (mirrored so the tattoo's in the same orientation) to 2026.
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Pardon me, I'm gonna go cleanse my soul with honey whiskey now.

JFC, she got even fatter.

Tess was like, "Fuck all y'all former fatties slimming down on Ozempic! I'm going to get EVEN FATTER to show all y'all skinny bitches!"

Getting a few months closer to that heart attack, Tessy!

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

JESUS COCK-SUCKING CHRIST. Never thought I'd say this, but I am so fucking glad Mess's panties are too big to fit in a Keurig because she is exactly the kind of person to use this "hack":

In the almost 9 years I've worked in the hotel industry, I've never heard of this. Kinda OT, but I immediately thought of Tess when I saw this.

 

[NoReturn]

"The Cut" still exits?

Prepare to be SICK of me bc I got to ask my fav musician @robynkonichiwa a question for @thecut

 

[Cherry Milk]

We're already sick of you, Tess

 

[The Hardest R]

I’ve never heard her talk about this “fav musician” before. Is this any different than her revolving door BFFs she used to have?