Girl Drinks (and girl drink discussions) - Tastes like candy!

[Brenda Holiday]

Anyone ever tried a pink squirrel? It looks so pretty.

 

[ChiribiscoToo]

Anyone ever tried a pink squirrel? It looks so pretty.

Its a nice ice cream cocktail, I recommend it

 

[Hepativore]

I am not sure if they are considered "girly" drinks or not, but be careful with many of these classic "tiki" drinks. A lot of them are quite potent and while they go down easily, they will kick your fucking ass if you are not careful.

I had a "Zombie" once...it was very good. However, it came on strong and I had to slow down drinking it because it started giving me the spins only halfway through.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I am a ladyperson and my preferred alcohol is neat scotch, but scotch + lemonade is a nice and easy mixed drink if you want something sweet and refreshing.

Also Rekorderlig cider is delicious, very fizzy and sweet so it's more like a soda.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Margaritas are pretty great as long as you have decent tequila. Doesn't even have to be expensive as long as it's 100% agave. The Tommy's version which subs agave nectar for Cointreau is the best imo. Super smooth. I usually add orange bitters to make up for the lack of cointreau though.

Obviously, there's the Cosmo for basic bitch white chicks, and the Appletini for niggers, but both of those seem gross.

Cosmos are actually a really simple and solid drink. They're just vodka, Cointreau, lime and cranberry. I've never had an appletini bc the ingredients seem nasty. I hate artificially flavored liquors

White Russians are nice but kahlua tastes gross so I usually just make a coffee syrup myself.

 

[D-X-G-X]

>white Russian
>girl drink
Black coffee, (Irish) creamer and vodka isn't flavorful enough to really be in the girl drink category.

Also screwdrivers are so basic bitch I wouldn't even call them girl drinks, they're more like "baby's first alcoholic drink" tier like rum and Coke.

 

[souschef]

I've got nothing against gay drinks but they always give me the absolute worst hangovers. It's probably all the sugar combined with the fact that you can't really taste alcohol so it's hard to pace yourself properly.

What i think funny about gays and drinks is that i did gigs with larger LGBT clientele and they really enjoy hard liquor. You'd expect flamboyant stuff being popular but no, they can outdrink most regular guys

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Are girl drinks just everclear with pink food coloring and sugar?

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

Just slap a drink with pink and women will love it.

 

[i440BX]

It's so retarded, drinking alcohol makes you a retarded bitch, no matter your gender.

Think about it, killing your brain, kidneys and liver just to get those ""sweet"" fluids inside of you, to the point where some get addicted and ruined, metaphorically as if they were whipped while they beg for more. And they pay for it!

My story is that in my life, I attempted to drink alcohol once (I think it was either Rum or a Martini Mojito), and it tasted like what I would expect ink from a marker pen to be like. Complete poison, I spat that shit out.

Nowadays I would never drink alcohol because I care about my health, but even the taste is horrendous.

I barely drink alcohol, because of meds, and never got drunk
Mostly wine, beer and some weak cocktails because I dont like strong beverages.
And I still think you are too MATI about people drinking it. As long as you drink occasionally and not getting drunk, you are fine.

To paraphrase a great French philosopher, I barely drink alcohol and i never smoked, and I will still fight for your right to drink and smoke.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Mojitos are for MEN (especially if you drink them by the pint like I do) and I'm tired of pretending otherwise, that said, wahmen fucking love them for some reason, it must be penis envy or something.
Long Island Iced Tea however I will consneed to the fairer sex, nothing can be that overly complicated without being feeemaaale coded.

Spoiler: Moundjito

6 (double) shots of spiced rum, preferably Caribbean, white rum works too but isn't as tasty.
6 cubes of cane sugar, I'm weird so I use brown, just don't use the grounded stuff.
6 fresh limes, if you like tang half and half with lemons.
Big handful of stalked mint, I use at least 30g because I like minty flavour but you can use as much/little as you like.

Using a standard sized mixer, drop in the sugar cubes and pour atop the rum, using a long spoon, mix well till the cubes completely dissolve.
Squeeze the limes, and add the juice to the mixture, stir well once more.
Break the mint stalks and add, crush well and stir, then stir some more, then some more, then some more, the stirring is important; the leaves should be shredded.
Top up with ice till the mixer is at least 2/3 full, cap it and SHAKE. Leave to sit for a few minutes, the temperate change is critical to the flavour.

Fill up a pint glass with chunks of ice (chunks, NOT crushed, CHUNKS), fill it with the mixture to at least 1/3 full, top up with either soda water/lemonade/cola depending on your mood, give it a good stir with and serve. If you used sensible measurements you ought to have enough mixture to make 3-5 drinks. If it's too strong/weak simply dilute with ice/top up with additional rum shots.

Complete poison, I spat that shit out.

It is called an acquired taste you dullard, because you have to acquire it, it's purpose is to enhance your feelings and uncloud your inhibitions. This is of course a bad idea for some people, but if you're a happy drunk and know your limits it's just a dietary chemical like any other, many people are just shit people in general of course.
It becomes a problem if you drink just to get drunk, the whole point is that it makes good times more gooder, sadly low IQ retards mistake the mood improvement for actually feeling anything, and sad fat lonely retards start to crave the empty buzz instead of the hazy high, like I said it's an acquired taste.

 

[Sheogorath]

all the girls i met always ordered angel shots never seen them but they must probably be good

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Just slap a drink with pink and women will love it.
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Why you gotta call me out like that... that's my favorite

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I absolutely despise normal alcohol because of how bleachy they taste so as a result, i tend to prefer "girly" drinks. This threads a lifesaver in that regard

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Ooh, I know this one!

Cinnamon Toast Crunch: a shot, 1 part rumchata, 1 part cinnamon whiskey

Mimosa: champagne and orange juice

I used to date a bartender who made all kinds of tasty drinks when we threw parties. Most of them give you a killer hangover tho, because of the sugar.

 

[VF-1J Armored Valkyrie]

Last wddding I was at, my wife was drinking Dirty Shirleys, I dunno if I've ever encounted more of a 'girl drink'.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Last wddding I was at, my wife was drinking Dirty Shirleys, I dunno if I've ever encounted more of a 'girl drink'.

When I was a kid I loved Shirley Temples, of course women added Vodka to them.

Another drink I remember:
Bushwhacker:
2 fluid ounces coffee flavored liqueur
2 fluid ounces coconut rum
2 fluid ounces Irish cream liqueur
2 fluid ounces vodka
2 fluid ounces amaretto liqueur
2 fluid ounces cream of coconut
1 pinch ground nutmeg

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

I am a ladyperson and my preferred alcohol is neat scotch, but scotch + lemonade is a nice and easy mixed drink if you want something sweet and refreshing.

Also Rekorderlig cider is delicious, very fizzy and sweet so it's more like a soda.
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These canned ciders are great, i buy the ones from Somersby when they are on sale. Good variety in flavours, not too sweet and they get you fucked up good.

cinnamon whiskey

Now that's what i'd call a girly drink. I've seen many different, flavoured hard liquors popping up in stores lately, i tried the pink London's Dry Gin (strawberry and ? flavour), the Fireball cinnamon whisky and some Absolut vodka with elderflower, all three are definitely girly.

Edit: As a man, i did like the pink gin the best but i like gin in general.

 

[We Are The Witches]

It is called an acquired taste you dullard, because you have to acquire it,

I know that, just like smoking is.

My point stands.

And I still think you are too MATI about people drinking it. As long as you drink occasionally and not getting drunk, you are fine.

I don't understand why people think I'm mad, like if you want to drink, go do so, what do I care? I'm not your parent.

You are correct, you may be """fine""", but it's still a net negative on your health.

Martini Mojito? Martini or Mojito? One is with gin or vodka, the other with light rum. Anyway, you had a shitty bartender... Mojitos are one of lighter and most refreshing cocktails available, and rum is a sweet sugary liquor

Also having an occasional drink won't destroy your brain. Cocktails are not made for you to get piss drunk, it's an experience. You wanna shut the synapses down, there's cheaper alternatives. I don't get drunk myself because i don't enjoy dulling my conscience but i enjoy drinking sometimes even though i restrict myself to one cocktail for the whole night

I think it was both things, Rum, and then this Martini (I wasn't at a bar, it was a family member's bottles):

I think it was this one, might be wrong:

I'm quite the bartender myself, I wager I could change your mind

At this point in my life I value health above taste, any time of the day. You cannot possibly give anything more enjoyable than fresh orange/lemon/carrot juice (with nothing else).

 

[souschef]

I think it was both things, Rum, and then this Martini (I wasn't at a bar, it was a family member's bottles):

I think it was this one, might be wrong:

Ah, Martini brand, not the Martini cocktail. That's vermouth. If this tasted BAD, it was probably oxidized. This is must be refrigerated after open, otherwise it will oxidize, turn yellow and taste very bad. It's an ingredient in classic Martinis, (i do 50ml vodka 7ml white vermouth and a splash of brine myself). It's an alright brand, but Carpano is better