Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Battlefield2142EU]

Ofcourse our favorite Trump derangements, otherwise it wouldn't be a celebration.

Why did it take so long for Epstein-related information to be utilized in propaganda efforts? The Epstein files caused more damage to Israel and Jewish communities than the Gaza conflict. In fact, this situation inadvertently serves as effective public relations for the Iranian regime. Even the Venezuelan invasion now looks suspicious thanks to the Epstein files thanks to Israel getting first dibs to Venezuelan oil. If I was in charge of China or Russian propaganda. I’ll triple down on bringing up Epstein and his Israeli bodies.

 

[Crex Crex]

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Why did it take so long for Epstein-related information to be utilized in propaganda efforts? The Epstein files caused more damage to Israel and Jewish communities than the Gaza conflict. In fact, this situation inadvertently serves as effective public relations for the Iranian regime. Even the Venezuelan invasion now looks suspicious thanks to the Epstein files thanks to Israel getting first dibs to Venezuelan oil. If I was in charge of China or Russian propaganda. I’ll triple down on bringing up Epstein and his Israeli bodies.

Even with Epstein and Kike shenanigans, it's hard to have any sympathy for the Iranian regime. Especially because it's run by openly pedophilic polygamists who mass murder their own people lol.
At best it's effective for brownoids and some Western tankies who would suck off Satan if he were anti-American.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

At best it's effective for brownoids and some Western tankies who would suck off Satan if he were anti-American.

Watch the democrats freak out when anti-ICE start flying Iranian flags. They are already freaking out by blacks noticing anti-ICE overwhelmingly white.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Why did it take so long for Epstein-related information to be utilized in propaganda efforts? The Epstein files caused more damage to Israel and Jewish communities than the Gaza conflict. In fact, this situation inadvertently serves as effective public relations for the Iranian regime. Even the Venezuelan invasion now looks suspicious thanks to the Epstein files thanks to Israel getting first dibs to Venezuelan oil. If I was in charge of China or Russian propaganda. I’ll triple down on bringing up Epstein and his Israeli bodies.

It could be interesting to see if there any big Chinese politician or businessman on Epstein's files.

Watch the democrats freak out when anti-ICE start flying Iranian flags. They are already freaking out by blacks noticing anti-ICE overwhelmingly white.

To see anti-ICE flying Iranian flags and saying kick the mollahs out would be like icing on the cake except on the democrats cake.

 

[Crex Crex]

Watch the democrats freak out when anti-ICE start flying Iranian flags.

Nah they won't fly Iranian flags or run apologetics for the regime like they did with Venezuela. That was already a complete fiasco because actual venecos told them to get lost, they have even less of a chance of being taken seriously defending a theocratic dictatorship reviled by all except the most extreme laughingstocks at both ends of the political spectrum.
The most common leftist cope about these revolts seems to be that Israel, America, the Iranian diaspora and Reza Shah II are somehow hijacking the protests and turning them away from some vague goal of making Iran into a socialist gay utopia or whatever the fuck these people think an ideal society is.

Sorry for doubleposting, but

It could be interesting to see if there any big Chinese politician or businessman on Epstein's files.

There likely won't be any, not because the Chinese are incorruptible (like turd worldists would have you believe) but because their power cliques are still very insular and any pedo shenanigans will probably only be among themselves (and you wouldn't know about them because China lol).
They don't need Epstein's island either: China has turned Laos into a de facto colony and set up a special economic zone there that is infamous for illegal activity, including prostitution and human trafficking. I've heard it's apparently not uncommon to see rich old Chinese guys with suspiciously young girls there.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

The most common leftist cope about these revolts seems to be that Israel, America, the Iranian diaspora and Reza Shah II are somehow hijacking the protests and turning them away from some vague goal of making Iran into a socialist gay utopia or whatever the fuck these people think an ideal society is.

I guarantee you the will fly they flag of the IRGC, cause of there hate boner for the U.S. Don't get me wrong I don't like getting involved in foreign shit and think that there more important stuff in the US going on at the moment, but Iran has had it coming for a while. I'm hoping its a one off thing then we play defense which is likely because I don't think Trump wants boots on the ground if Israel wants Iran to completely fall they can finish it.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Nah they won't fly Iranian flags or run apologetics for the regime like they did with Venezuela.

Not to get too off-topic from Iran, this is where you are wrong. Leftists, including tourists posters on the Cyraxx thread, were defending Cyraxx for threatening to kill ICE agents. The anti-ICE left would fly Iranian flag and be pro-regime. They are already white knighting a pedophile rapist like cyraxx because he is anti-ICE and moving towards pro-tranny leftist politics like Chris-Chan before him.

 

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Why did it take so long for Epstein-related information to be utilized in propaganda efforts? The Epstein files caused more damage to Israel and Jewish communities than the Gaza conflict. In fact, this situation inadvertently serves as effective public relations for the Iranian regime. Even the Venezuelan invasion now looks suspicious thanks to the Epstein files thanks to Israel getting first dibs to Venezuelan oil. If I was in charge of China or Russian propaganda. I’ll triple down on bringing up Epstein and his Israeli bodies.

Lol what. Touch grass no one outside of your internet bubble gives a shit about Epstein Mossad sperging

Gerald Ford and the entire Churro Flotillo goin to CENTCOM

HW Bush goin to the eastern Med

The rock in Trump's fist is going to be the biggest ever in a few weeks

 

[FloydsFeedandSeed]

The earliest we'll be striking will be the 27th of this month so we can relax until then.

I was itching for them to happen much sooner, but I know these things take time to prepare.

All I hope for if/when they do is that they don't go for limited strikes to nuclear facilities, I'd call it an illusion of a happening if the strikes were limited to a bunker or two in the middle of nowhere with zero people inside, it wouldn't weaken the IRGC or the Iranian government in the slightest.

Total Mullah overthrow or nothing.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I still think they can paralyze IRGC and political leadership with air strikes without putting le bewts on le grownd

 

[JeanRob1]

I still think they can paralyze IRGC and political leadership with air strikes without putting le bewts on le grownd

I think Israel could send some troops on ground though. It's not a US only mission, and Jews have way more to gain from an allied Persia than the US

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

It's not the George HW Bush being sent to the Gulf:

First they churroed Maduro and now they're going to cassarollah the Ayatollah. They should be in theater within two weeks. Don't get all excited, the Ford was off the coast of Venezuela for almost two months before the Great Churroing.

 

[draggs]

It's not the George HW Bush being sent to the Gulf:
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First they churroed Maduro and now they're going to cassarollah the Ayatollah. They should be in theater within two weeks. Don't get all excited, the Ford was off the coast of Venezuela for almost two months before the Great Churroing.

The HW Bush CSG is rumored as being sent to the eastern Med with the COMPTUEX exercise it's doing now off Virginia either being cut short or a smokescreen altogether. ofc that's just a rumor

CIA and Mossad glowniggers need time to run around Iran trying to turn the opposition into something that can do more than get shot in the streets too

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Just yesterday on the 11th of February The Islamic Revolution regime celebrated it's 47th anniversary! and honestly I think it is worth posting how the celebration went.

The burning of Three Baal Effigies:

1st Baal Effigy -Tehran.
Baal 1 tehran.mp4

2nd Baal Effigy -Isfahan.
Baal 2 isfahan.mp4

3rd Baal Effigy -Mashhad. Sadly they didn't bother with with a video for this one.

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Ofcourse our favorite Trump derangements, otherwise it wouldn't be a celebration.

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Kids singing Iran.mp4




Bear Ketchup Bottle?????
They say it depicts Reza Pahlavi but I still have no Idea.

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Edit: Fixed attachments.

I like that the first Baal looks professionally made, the second one like a cheap knockoff and they didn't even try with the third Baal.

 

[Clotso Coof]

One of the Baals looks really short, too. It's the pagan effigy version of the Stonehenge scene in Spinal Tap. I have relatives with more intimidating garden gnomes.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

There likely won't be any, not because the Chinese are incorruptible (like turd worldists would have you believe) but because their power cliques are still very insular and any pedo shenanigans will probably only be among themselves (and you wouldn't know about them because China lol).
They don't need Epstein's island either: China has turned Laos into a de facto colony and set up a special economic zone there that is infamous for illegal activity, including prostitution and human trafficking. I've heard it's apparently not uncommon to see rich old Chinese guys with suspiciously young girls there.

Mao himself allegedly had a predilection for underage girls but since he never found himself on the wrong end of a power struggle and the CCP will never ever admit to it short of being overthrown it'll always have a sense of deniability.

 

[FloydsFeedandSeed]

The conflicting statements between Trump and Vance are interesting. Vance says "it's up to the Iranian people to overthrow the regime" and Trump says regime change "would be the best thing that could happen".

https://www.iranintl.com/en/liveblog/202602011665

I side with Trump on this., but he's the one calling the shots not Vance.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Christianity really all there is is that being gay is an abomination to God and is a punishable offense by stoning if the Sanhedrin decides that, I don't know how much is written in the bahgvad gita about fagotry but I can't imagine it's as much as is in Islam.

Islams obsession with sex is genuinely bewildering and the only religion i can think of thats close to this is the jeets with the kamasutra (a whole fucking book about sex).

Yes. Its even worse because the fatwa never even existed so Barry lied to the public.

If only saddam and bin laden got churro'ed instead of the said country getting invaded and save said invasion for iran.

>2026
>Even more Epstein logs, Bush Sr ain’t a fucking baby and Epstein admits he works for Israel and the Rothschilds
>People are still gunt guarding for regime change and not wanting to see the Synagoge of Satan consumed in nuclear hellfire.

Some of my fellow Kiwis just aren’t gonna make it.

Sorry buddy but i hate muslims more than jews. We can sperg about the little satan later.

Another ”gas explosion" just took place in Ardabil in northwestern Iran.
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Regime supporter posts an AI generated picture of mullah bros taking down the USS Abraham Lincoln... in motorboats Even AI knows the Islamic regime is a joke.
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Some funny Muslim wojacks representing the Islamic republic's biggest fans aside from Pro-Palestine tankies in the West.
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Bonus Middle Eastern racism:
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Funny how in some regards some of the stereotypes of the pre islamic arabs still persist to this day. Except they exchange sex slaves (guess they had to ban it so now its gangbanging and gangshitting on some slav model in dubai or jeddah) and hide their wives away. Drink camel urine because your dead pedo warlord prophet said so and muslim women now suffer a fate worse than death (locked up and treated like prisoners because of a childfucker. Atp might as well just bury them alive but unfortunately that leads to islam and by extention the arabs disappearing so BIG HARAM!)

Personally I prefer this artistic interpretation of the al-Zutt incident:

Spoiler: Somewhat inappropriate

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Gay! Here's a better one!

Spoiler: ALLAHU AKBAR!

I'm starting to feel protesters have gone underground and moved on to acts of sabotage.

Honestly that's what they should've done. Plan out all these attacks and then have the protests happen. There's also murmurs of basiji lackeys getting SAVAK'ed permanently by protesters. Bet the shah is having a laughing fit in heaven seeing all the mullah monkeys get knives shoved up their asses or trooned out.

I’m hoping the US answers the Cuba Question after. It’s a hostile country extremely close to US territory, and they need to be done with communism. It’s not as strong of an outpost for communists as it once was during the height of the Cold War, but it’s still a nuisance.

Not to mention all the tourism cash and stuff that could be done to bring cuba to where it was in the 50s. Never was a fan of cuban food but the country was great in the 50s. Shame beaner/commie bullshit ruined it.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Trump should have concentrated on Iran if he aimed for regime change during the anti-protests, rather than diverting attention to Greenland sperging like a attention whore girl on Tiktok.

I like that the first Baal looks professionally made, the second one like a cheap knockoff and they didn't even try with the third Baal.

One of the Baals looks really short, too. It's the pagan effigy version of the Stonehenge scene in Spinal Tap.

Not going to lie. I hope this somehow leads to Muslim violence against furries. It would be hilarious if that is somehow one of the main outcomes of Iranian unrest.

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

So, 20k glowies ack'd
Meaningless posturing and burning fuel for ship in ME
Did anything come out of all this?