DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Need Help With Tips]

manly haircut.mov

Was just about to upload this the cope is IMMEASURABLE
HE'S A LESBIAN!

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

This is over people making fun of his haircut, lmao.

The amount of cope and extrapolation is manic. "Why haven't you built a house for someone instead of laughing at me online, you friendless cracked loser?", says the man who hasn't left his own house in eons.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

DSP read GJAnno's financial breakdown of DSP's January 2025 vs 2026, then DSP checked his YT metrics and all were in the red, so DSP started this copecast today.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

HE'S SO MAD PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF HIS HAIRCUT LMAO

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Fantastic cope today. Surely you will annihilate da detractors with your flawless facts and logic this time Phil. The trolls will not make fun of your hair anymore!

This is why you are a lolcow bud.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Did he seriously just try to make the point that his detractors are the ones who become spree killers?

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I can't believe I gave him more credit than he deserved, he's melting down for over 30 minutes not because people were making fun of him calling people retarded after being a beggar last night, but because of someone making fun of his fucking haircut.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He's really upset over the Lesbian Haircut troll... I take back ever giving Phil credit.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

This copecast is incredible. The lesbian haircut meme has crushed the PigNigger fucking hard.
“A lesbian haircut is good because it’s women trying to be manly. Therefore you are telling me I have a manly haircut”…
FUCKING WHAT

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

This copecast is incredible. The lesbian haircut meme has crushed the PigNigger fucking hard.
“A lesbian haircut is good because it’s women trying to be manly. Therefore you are telling me I have a manly haircut”…
FUCKING WHAT

I thought he'd at least try to use the excuse that his hairdresser is a lesbian, so we're all being biggots. But that's a different way to defend it.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

This copecast is incredible. The lesbian haircut meme has crushed the PigNigger fucking hard.
“A lesbian haircut is good because it’s women trying to be manly. Therefore you are telling me I have a manly haircut”…
FUCKING WHAT

Nothing manlier than looking like Rosie O'Donnell.

 

[MC Law]

Did Phil shit himself on stream?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He’s up to 30 bans so far in I think in less than an hour.
HE’S HURT
HE’S A LESBIAN
HE’S A FAGGOT

 

[jules]

congrats phil, after 43 years of living your life you finally have control

by the way the troles definitely don’t bother him and every single decision isn’t solely based on what the internet would think

 

[thebigdream]

manly haircut.mov

Only Phil could construct that cope It's real middle school playground shit, isn't it? "By calling me a lesbian, well-well-well... that means you're calling me a man! Yeah, cause some lesbians look like men. Ha ha, got em!"

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

He is so hopelessly fixated on the idea that the world at large owes him a certain kind of treatment, and any kind of negative thing said about him or his content is invalid because of HOW it's delivered.

Phil - you need to get it through your head: sometimes people just... don't like you! That's life! And it just so happens you are an extremely unlikable person!

 

[INirvana]

bro really tried to act like no one boycotted his neo geo SF shit tournament he was 4th place in.

Buddy, you got 4th place, thats clue enough that people were not fully there.

 

[Windy Moors]

Phil, tell the trolls the real reason for that haircut, you might win some of them over:

Credit @David Davidson

 

[PenskeMaterial]

This has been an insane stream and I love it.

 

[Julia Chang]

Detractors are sick in the head individuals, why not build a house for the homeless or something instead? Have you thought about just not being mean to Phil on the internet?
You know what - every single one of these mass-violence people that go out and do terrible things - nobody ever stops to think "hm let's look and see if they were being nasty to Phil online".
Detractor communities around lolcows are basically breeding grounds for killers. Do what Phil does and volunteer to build a house instead of making fun of his hair.

He compared himself to the Sandy Hook victims last year so I guess the natural extension of that would be to compare his trolls to mass shooters. Insane stream