🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[Vibralldo]

Maybe he had cannabis hyperemesis syndrome and figured he could fix his nausea and insomnia with more weed.
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"I tested negative for every drug except galaxy gas, which is the main thing that's alleged to have caused my health issues"

Thanks, Brandon

 

[VitaminDsupplements]

I guess that is fair but those are all internet parlance terms. Had he not been an online celeb and was doing the same shit then it wouldn't be classified as gooning or any of that shit.

Buddy, his dick doesn't work.

Only dating and targeting mentally ill women is fucked. And as friends, they would have noticed. Why do you think he dropped TT right after the allegations dropped?

Fully agree that this is autism but porn sickness is a global disease.

 

[forestfires]

. He also suffered some amount of permanent kidney damage (how much is hard to say, depends on how severe the acute kidney injury was),

it's also likely that he worsened the kidney issues during his long gap between starting to have issues and finally being hospitalized. it's pretty easy to worsen kidney function once it starts to drop just through normal life (eating salty food, taking ibuprofen, high potassium, dark sodas, etc) if you're not aware you have kidney issues and actively structure your diet around them

 

[neger psykolog]

There is actually a really good chance he came into contact with the Coxsackie virus at urgent care or the hospital. It was the Coxsackie B1 viral infection that really screwed him far more than the pneumonia, which was a slow boil.

Having known someone who had a very similar situation that was exacerbated by poor lifestyle choices... You can hypothesize about where someone picked up a virus 24/7 but the reality is that millions and even billions of people carry viruses like COVID, the common cold, the flu, swine flu etc with absolutely zero side effects or at most they get minorly sick for a day or two.

You could be walking in the mall or on a plane or on a bus or doing gay wrestling. It's the fact their lifestyle fucked up their body so much that they had so much impact from it when no one else usually does.

I mention this because in this instance saying the urgent care is likely where he caught it is being charitable and almost giving an excuse when there really isn't one.

And yes some people catch these viruses and have great health and die from them and it sucks but as a human you will come into contact with this shit all day, every day for the rest of your life - so what you're saying about your health being the most important thing is absolutely true.

If it wasn't drug use specifically then he could've been a chain-smoking alcoholic and it might've had the same impact. This kind of situation is a good reminder of why "general health" is so important and it's not necessarily the minor impacts of a vice killing you straight away, but they can weaken your body and immune system enough to cause tons of other problems.

 

[machine gril]

That's because urgent care is dogshit.

Seriously, my sibling went to urgent care because he wasn’t feeling well and had neck pain. The “doctor” said he has a stomach bug and sent him home. A few hours later, he had a seizure and fainted. turns out he had bacterial meningitis and almost died. Urgent Cares have tons of Jeet doctors, so I chalk up most of the incompetence to that. Especially if Brandon was in the Dallas Fort Worth area like his video made it seem
maybe he isn’t a retarded drug addict, maybe he just had nothing but Jeet doctors

 

[Cheese Boob]

maybe he isn’t a retarded drug addict, maybe he just had nothing but Jeet doctors

it could be and likely is both

 

[makehismammacry]

I guess that is fair but those are all internet parlance terms. Had he not been an online celeb and was doing the same shit then it wouldn't be classified as gooning or any of that shit.

And for sure there's a point where your male friends will show a bit of concern but then again not everyone has their dick in other guys business. That's not only made possible but amplified by this being all-American 100% online autism.

Nigga I don't know what kind of friends you have but obviously not good ones. What makes it different is Turkey and Nick Digiorno Pizza sweeping fag publicly distanced themselves from Destiny, but Turkey was still chasing mentally ill girls in Destiny's orbit as of June 2025. Which makes Sacramentos claims more credible considering he was allegedly doing the same thing as Destiny

 

[neger psykolog]

Seriously, my sibling went to urgent care because he wasn’t feeling well and had neck pain. The “doctor” said he has a stomach bug and sent him home. A few hours later, he had a seizure and fainted. turns out he had bacterial meningitis and almost died. Urgent Cares have tons of Jeet doctors, so I chalk up most of the incompetence to that. Especially if Brandon was in the Dallas Fort Worth area like his video made it seem
maybe he isn’t a retarded drug addict, maybe he just had nothing but Jeet doctors

Jeet doctors or not he delayed and avoided going to the doctor extensively so you can't exactly blame the medical system for not catching some obscure virus when he didn't take this shit seriously despite being almost dead months ago.
I don't think urgent care will generally diagnose complex issues like these anyway, and expecting it to happen on two visits is ludicrous.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Having known someone who had a very similar situation that was exacerbated by poor lifestyle choices... You can hypothesize about where someone picked up a virus 24/7 but the reality is that millions and even billions of people carry viruses like COVID, the common cold, the flu, swine flu etc with absolutely zero side effects or at most they get minorly sick for a day or two.

You could be walking in the mall or on a plane or on a bus or doing gay wrestling. It's the fact their lifestyle fucked up their body so much that they had so much impact from it when no one else usually does.

I mention this because in this instance saying the urgent care is likely where he caught it is being charitable and almost giving an excuse when there really isn't one.

And yes some people catch these viruses and have great health and die from them and it sucks but as a human you will come into contact with this shit all day, every day for the rest of your life - so what you're saying about your health being the most important thing is absolutely true.

If it wasn't drug use specifically then he could've been a chain-smoking alcoholic and it might've had the same impact. This kind of situation is a good reminder of why "general health" is so important and it's not necessarily the minor impacts of a vice killing you straight away, but they can weaken your body and immune system enough to cause tons of other problems.

I agree. I only mention the potential of where he might have gotten it since the incubation period is short and exposure to Coxsackie B1 as a adult is unusual. As such, a nosocomial exposure is likely. It isn't meant to provide an excuse for what happened. In fact, if he did get it at one of those two locations, if he had maintained his health properly, he wouldn't have needed to be in either place, so it makes it much more so a direct result of his actions (or inactions, as it may be) than a random encounter.

 

[Cheese Boob]

@sacramento89 you might have already shared it way earlier in the thread but do you have any texts or chat logs that discuss Tom kicking / punching holes in walls of Oompaville's home?

Him making holes in the wall definitely shows a pattern of uncontrollable anger that turns violent. Also did Oompaville stay friendly with him after this incident and how soon did Tom move out of Oompavilles house after it happened?

 

[Gator_Aids]

lol repeating myself but i posted proof that at the very LEAST nick knew that tom was cheating and going after girls in destinys orbit in the big 2025 after destiny was alr exposed as a pedo... this mf is covering for him so hard who else what he knows... nick its over ur friends a freak and everybody knows it why tf are u covering for him

Not sure just how strong you feel right now but if you’d ever like to truly burn the Tom / DeOrio friendship and finally allow Nick to feel some true consequences for his bullshit, there’s a very simple way to do that:

Tell us who Nick DeOrio’s girlfriend is.

 

[Cheese Boob]

Tell us who Nick DeOrio’s girlfriend is.

I think the anon vidcon girl that @sacramento89 was talking to would actually know who Nick Deorio's girlfriend is.

 

[sacramento89]

I think the anon vidcon girl that @sacramento89 was talking to would actually know who Nick Deorio's girlfriend is. But i agree it would be a good way to push Deorio to a breaking point with Tom.

I wish anon vidcon girl would come here to spill everything she has too.

yeah i dont know who it is, she does. she told me the girl was apparently a long term gf hes known since elementary school. i asked her who she is just now.

 

[sacramento89]

also tom hates that indian guy mutahar and thinks hes an indian scammer lols

 

[Pizdec]

Wendigoon is straight up live-streaming Apocalypse Now on YouTube.

Not sure if deflection from his association with these or not, I haven't seen him upload in a long while. Kinda interesting with what's came out.

I'm sure Wendigoon could just straight up post "fuck these guys" and people would understand.

This was seemingly planned as a result of his Heart of Darkness discussion. I joined to watch and uh...

Wendi... MODERATE, YOUR FUCKING, SHIT. Also here's Wendi's thread so we don't shit up Tom's thread.

 

[Cheese Boob]

also tom hates that indian guy mutahar and thinks hes an indian scammer lols

 

[MA5B]

also tom hates that indian guy mutahar and thinks hes an indian scammer lols

The first Tom W in weeks...

In any case it seems like he's running out of youtube friends fast. If he just wants to make slop documentaries for the rest of his life I guess that's fine, but it seems he's been trying to get away from that. The IRL channel looks to have been his latest attempt and appears to have largely failed.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

He's not wrong about the brilliant Jeet engineer.

 

[sacramento89]

The first Tom W in weeks...

In any case it seems like he's running out of youtube friends fast. If he just wants to make slop documentaries for the rest of his life I guess that's fine, but it seems he's been trying to get away from that. The IRL channel looks to have been his latest attempt and appears to have largely failed.

you dont understand... the slop documentaries are "his wife".... which is why he thinks its ok to cheat...

 

[Cheese Boob]

Im gonna laugh if Mutahar gets wind of this then makes a video on Tom now only out of pure spite. It won't be a good video though and he will grossly burp all throughout it with his unbrushed greasy hair