🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Well yeah considering Tarl was like what, 5 when GG biffed it?

If he was slightly older, he'd be sucking off Bill Hicks' dead dick.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Uhh it's called an ORAL☆☆☆☆☆CONTRACT☆☆☆☆☆

All Nikki needs is a single letter with Tarl's address and her name on it, and that's enough evidence for the average townie cop to refuse to remove her and tell everybody involved to fight it out in court. They don't want to get involved in eviction issues without a court order.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

All Nikki needs is a single letter with Tarl's address and her name on it, and that's enough evidence for the average townie cop to refuse to remove her and tell everybody involved to fight it out in court. They don't want to get involved in eviction issues without a court order.

uh huh

 

[Red Dye #5]

uh huh

It’s literally the law. Why is this your big thing to act all smug about

 

[TerrysDisciple]

It’s literally the law. Why is this your big thing to act all smug about

Poor little baby is mad that he's wrong. Just put him on your ignore list; not like he's contributed anything worthwhile.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

It’s literally the law. Why is this your big thing to act all smug about

Uh huh.

There's nothing that's going to keep small town cops from not giving a shit- at all. If they toss her out of the house (provided she actually has a receipt). They don't care. They won't care.

Poor little baby is mad that he's wrong. Just put him on your ignore list; not like he's contributed anything worthwhile.

I fucked your mom.

 

[mickrussom]

What the hell is chinky chicken

American style Chink fried chicken like General Tso / sesame / orange chicken.

Uhh it's called an ORAL☆☆☆☆☆CONTRACT☆☆☆☆☆

Contracts and contract enforcement are two different things. As everyone knows the jewdicial system is useless.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Uh huh.

There's nothing that's going to keep small town cops from not giving a shit- at all. If they toss her out of the house (provided she actually has a receipt). They don't care. They won't care.


I fucked your mom.

lol so you got thrown out

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

There's nothing that's going to keep small town cops from not giving a shit- at all. If they toss her out of the house (provided she actually has a receipt). They don't care. They won't care.

That's why they won't remove her. It's much easier to just leave her there, tell them to all get fucked, and let the court sort it out than it is to actually remove her.

 

[mickrussom]

That's why they won't remove her. It's much easier to just leave her there, tell them to all get fucked, and let the court sort it out than it is to actually remove her.

I think she probably has a better rapport with Pam and Ed than Tard. It sounds like Tard tries to kick her out and he's the man of the house, but Ed doesnt enforce it.
She cleans, she doesnt get in the way, she can deal with changing Tard's diaper and pays $400/mo to live in the hovel. All she has to do is leave the turkey leftovers alone for soup.
Apparently Pam and Ed toke in the basement and dont give a fuck Tard is useless.

 

[Uncle Bully]

Yet you let his unkempt festering food hole gnaw at your vagina.

I like you more than the others Nikki, but this is just gross, almost makes me throw up in my mouth. Here comes Tarl's fetid maw with the sticky yellow teeth and foul stench, smacking with the thickened saliva of booze and cigarettes and rotting food detritus, I think I'll take it right here to my vagina so I can cum on it! I like it so much I list is as one of the reasons I stay!

Fucking gross.

Of all the things I've read about in this thread I think the one that disappoints me the most is finding out that our good friend Tarl smokes cigarettes. Who does that in 2026 other than drug addicts and people in their 60s?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

For context on the extremes of a Borderline woman watch the 70's Clint Eastwood classic movie "Play Misty for Me" The character played by the late Jessica Walter (Arrested Development, Archer) was based on a woman who had "borderline schizophrenia"

Just try to understand (understand)

She gave Tarl all she can

'Cause he got the best of @Laylithe

Borderline
Feels like she's already lost her mind
You just keep on beating those kids
Cause you're a borderline (personality disorder)

 

[King Metalia]

Just try to understand (understand)
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She gave Tarl all she can
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'Cause he got the best of @Laylithe

Borderline
Feels like she's already lost her mind
You just keep on beating those kids
Cause you're a borderline (personality disorder)

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Should one of us offer to pity fuck Sam at this point? Her life is just that sad.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Should one of us offer to pity fuck Sam at this point? Her life is just that sad.

Don't have a cow, man.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I've been called upon to feed my family, and I just don't feel like cooking rn. Should I pop those leeches in the head or what?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I've been called upon to feed my family, and I just don't feel like cooking rn. Should I pop those leeches in the head or what?

On my deathbed, I will present my kids two things; a cake pan and a pedal from a sewing machine.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I've been called upon to feed my family, and I just don't feel like cooking rn. Should I pop those leeches in the head or what?

Have you considered giving them an XBox?

 

[BathTubShine]

I've been called upon to feed my family, and I just don't feel like cooking rn. Should I pop those leeches in the head or what?

Take 'em to see the nearest creek!

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Have you considered giving them an XBox?

Look, man, I just want to know how old a family member can get before you have to stop popping them one in the skull when you're feeding them. I mean, if I'm feeding my bedridden grandma soup, can I just give her a good Three Stooges slap, or is that only for infants and toddlers?

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Uhh it's called an ORAL☆☆☆☆☆CONTRACT☆☆☆☆☆

Only fucking thing she orally contracts is unwashed cock.