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I’m late to the party, but the TES thread is like having a colony of Bluesky users on the Farms. I’m surprised they aren’t endlessly sharing ugly-drawn political cartoons about Trump and ICE assuming that’ll show everyone! like #resist boomers do.
The TES thread is just a slightly more edgy r/politics that allows you to say words that would get you banned from actual Reddit.
 
It's a unique sort of ugly, too

I've seen some real gorilla looking nogs, but those bulbheads make my lizard brain scream "RUN, DANGER"
The best slur I've yet heard (possibly in this very thread) which still has me giggling is "candy-corn-lookin' motherfucker".

Bananas and rice sounds like something they'd feed the monkeys at the zoo.
Would some kind Farmer please help me catch up on just what the hell this "bananas and rice" thing is? I feel as if I'm missing some good jokes here.
 
Our former three-term faggot asshole governor is admitting that illegals vote. Now you see, his party got rid of that pesky polling station stuff and went to 100% by-mail voting, so they don't have to deal with that shit anymore. Their colleagues in other states do.
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can an american explain to me how the election/voting process actually works in america?

for reference, here's how it goes in my euro country:
>a few weeks before the election, local administration sends election notice letters to all citizens, informing them when and where they can vote
>on election day you go to that place
>you show them your election notice and your personal ID card
>they check your ID card, make sure that you're on their list of eligible voters within that district, then hand you the ballot
>you fill out the ballot in a little private stall then drop it in the ballot box

how does the process in america compare to this?
 
I’m Somali 🇸🇴✨ I’m proud 🥹💪 to be Somali 🇸🇴❤️. To me 🧠, being Somali isn’t just ❌ eating 🍽️ bananas 🍌 with rice 🍚. It’s a lot 😤🔥. It’s like… 🤔💭 it’s an interesting 👀✨ thing. It’s very hard 😮‍💨 to describe 🗣️❓ what it means 💡 to be Somali 🇸🇴 and what it means 💡 to be American 🇺🇸, but it’s like 🤝 a cultural 🌍 fusion 🔥🌀.

It’s kind of like 😅 the bananas 🍌 and rice 🍚. You know 👀, people don’t really see 🙈… like… 🤷🏽‍♂️ you know 😬, it’s… you know 😐, people don’t think 💭, “oh 😯, you can eat 🍽️ bananas 🍌 with rice 🍚.” But that’s what it’s like 💯 to be Somali 🇸🇴 and American 🇺🇸. It’s like that combination 🧩✨ of banana 🍌 and rice 🍚.

But you’re gonna get 🤞😏 what I mean 🧠✨.

Thread tax: So originally she was detained for assaulting a federal officer. She left that part out of her speech. My guess is this is a formal arrest after obtaining a warrant.
 
And I perceive less dysgenic bulbheads and unwashed barefoot jeets. I don't care how brutal ICE is; in fact, I'd be a sight happier if I saw more skulls cracked for robbing us. I pay twenty-one fucking percent on taxes a paycheck. I watch over three hundred dollars vanish into the fucking ether. What did I have to watch Biden and Obamna do for years with that money? Throw the fucking gates off the hinges and invite the darkies in where the state then gets to take their cut of our checks and implement laws to import, house, and feed even more rapey fucking browns.

No, I don't fucking care how "brutal" you perceive ICE to be. We should be there at the border to bat them like pinatas for what they steal from us and let them limp back across.
I'm gonna add to this to say to any TES morons lurking: you probably pay something around ~20% in taxes. One fifth of every penny you make goes to the federal and state governments in exchange for the protection provided by the nation's military, your cops, the right to vote, public assistance, and much more. They get it for fucking free, and they get to have a say in how your city, state, and country is run. For fucking free. Some people think America was borne out of a hatred for taxes themselves, when in reality it was more like "we hate that we pay tax in exchange for no say in what the government does". You've probably heard 'no taxation without representation'.

Somalians, jeets, spics, and every other brownoid do not play the same game you are. You are paying into a game that they get to play, for free, while getting handed food, shelter, and medical care, for free. The slogan needs to evolve: 'no representation without taxation'.
 
I think them trying to explain to Null why he's wrong about immigrants was really, really funny.
If Democrats want to prove to me they are serious about supporting labor rights, and want affordability, they would support mass deportations. The reality of deportations “looking mean” is not persuasive enough for me to forgo borders and a constitution that only grants rights to citizens. The fact we even entertain immigration lawyers helping illegals get due process on occasion is far more generous than what other countries offer.
 
I almost made this my pfp. Still might
There's another one of these done with a fleshlight dragon head one somewhere in my meme pile if you want that instead. Looks a lot like the average angry furry when it goes up.

Assaulting a federal officer is like... Bananas and rice.
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Has anyone ever had bananas and rice? Like how do you prepare it to make it not just babyfood slop.
I think the point is its mush, unoffensive texture and flavor for the picky eaters. Sort of like chicken nuggets for poor whites, but for backwards countries. Personally, the only good processed food prep for bananas is smoothies and bread.

Sounds like he's saying diversity in the sense that if you go to Japan you see Japanese people, if you go to Sweden you see Swedish people etc.
Instead of having a bunch of brown people speaking indian/spanish/arabic wherever you go.
We want homogenous societies, not a homogenous world. Even having a goatfucker country in bumfuck nowheere is important, so goatfuckers can go fuck goats over there instead of killing people for the right to fuck goats over here. Hell, I'd argue the constant state of preindustrial low level warfare was preferrable, it forced all these homogeneous societies to adopt ideas that worked, or die off entirely, while also giving the permanently violent part of civilization something to focus on.

But calling it Diversity is just muddying the water, because people use that for so many different things. Feels more like weasel word "but did I actually say that" bullshit.
 
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