DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Someone in his chat informs Phil that the Simon boss fight has 3 phases, not 2, and Phil immediately loses it.

HE'S SHOOK!
HE'S SCARED!
HE'S PEEING HIS WEEKDAY-LABELED UNDERWEAR!

And now he's overheating! What else could go wrong today? No really!

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

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Someone in his chat informs Phil that the Simon boss fight has 3 phases, not 2, and Phil immediately loses it.

HE'S SHOOK!
HE'S SCARED!
HE'S PEEING HIS WEEKDAY-LABELED UNDERWEAR!

He's so bad at this game.

He should be using dodges instead of trying to parry everything while not being able to do it consistently.

For those who don't know, in that game each attacks can either be parried or dodged the difference being with a parry the timing is way tighter and you can do bonus damages.

Dodges are safer but it makes the fight longer... guess for which one Phil goes ?

He's also not using gradient moves which are basically extra free moves you get the longer the fight gets.

While he seem to have an ok build, he's not using that build the intended way, spamming the same attacks over and over.

 

[W@rui]

Four (4) hours in:

 

[shekelshoah666]

Where are we putting Simon in the GOAT discussion? Ludwig obviously at the top but man Simon is just rising every stream.

Four (4) hours in:

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As you say that we get a very meaningful organic $35 tip from anon. DSP got cocky and died at the end of phase 3 lol

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

Yeah, he's faking at least one tips goal's worth of money each streaming week.

 

[Telemeter]

Four (4) hours in:

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He needs to start doing just all beg, no game streams.

Just start the stream and start begging for support non stop, throw in rants about how much he needs that money for variety.

 

[GodModule]

Fair play to Phil, he's actually attempting to fight Simon fair before he resorts to the Gomage cheese (unless they patched that)

 

[fresh pair of socks]

And now he's overheating! What else could go wrong today? No really!

He's really complaining it's too hot in January?

Bitch tits Burnell must be going through menopause.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Where are we putting Simon in the GOAT discussion? Ludwig obviously at the top but man Simon is just rising every stream.

As you say that we get a very meaningful organic $35 tip from anon. DSP got cocky and died at the end of phase 3 lol

I don't think Ludwig is number 1 anymore, personally I'd place Consort Radahn at number 1 since he died almost 200 times to him despite using every cheese build he could think of. Can't say where this Simon boss sits though.

 

[Doomguy]

I genuinely want him to bring back the hat goals. Dance for us, piggy.

Phil directly addresses whether it's hypocritical for him to watch and react to detractor content of Wings and LTG, after calling out Asmon for reacting to detractor clips of him. You'd never guess, but it turns out - he's not being a hypocrite at all, idiot

It's amazing how little empathy he has for Wings. He was crying and crashing out over the frfr rant because he felt so much connection to a fictional character, but this other lolcow who has detractors just like he does gets none?

A pigroach capable of higher cognitive function would either go easy on Wings because he realized that the detectors could be misrepresenting Wings the same way, or realize his own detractors have a point. Just basic human decency. But Phil has none, his only life goal is to be smug and superior where nobody can ever respond.

Every single moment of this retard's life is spent spinning a cocoon of bullshit around his ego so he never has to examine himself. And that's why he's gonna stay in the closet daydreaming about that peanut butter complexion for the rest of his life.

 

[neger psykolog]

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Phil directly addresses whether it's hypocritical for him to watch and react to detractor content of Wings and LTG, after calling out Asmon for reacting to detractor clips of him. You'd never guess, but it turns out - he's not being a hypocrite at all, idiot!

His brain is just GONE man. At this rate he'll be struggling to complete sentences by the time he's 50.

"Phil is constantly asking for money and Phil is poor that's why he needs money.

GEE PHIL, THATS SUCH A WEIRD WAY OF SAYING
"Phil is rich, that's why doesn't need the money"

Hahahaha

 

[spacko]

LAST MINUTE $50 ANONYMOUS DONATION SAVES THE STREAM

PHIL WINS AGAIN

 

[INirvana]

1K from lolcow live = FOR POOR PEOPLE!

152 dollars on stream = WE GOT GOOD MONEY!

 

[shekelshoah666]

E33 still on thin ice the money from anon today is for SF6

 

[Phil the Salesman]

6 months and this faggot is gonna be cold calling me about life insurance. The tridents have moved onto their next parasocial relationship. All the disability check dents have grown tired of the abuse.

IT’S FUCKING OVER

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

LMAO THE LAST MINUTE ANON YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

Over $100 in fake tips from our dear friend ANON and still no Simon kill.
Sucks to be Phil.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

 

[W@rui]

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Phil, RGB, is literally, the primary colors of light.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

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I hope he meant to say heat. Of course, he's still wrong. LED heat generated is far less than a light bulb, but there's still a small amount. With as many as he always has on, it may add up to an incandescent bulb.