DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

At the start of today's prestream, he explains that today, being the Level One Pahdcast, is actually very different from yesterday's Morning Show, because today WE have lots of topics to cover and it'll be more structured.

He proceeds to spend like forty minutes just lazily looking up whatever games his chat randomly suggests, counting money, and rambling about nothing.

Easily the worst prestream of the year not even close. Goals are going to be back so soon man all he cares about is getting that $150.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Dave, if you're a puppet master and can get me to do anything you want, get me to enjoy your content. Hell, get me to enjoy clip channels of your content when there isn't drama.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

phil just can't stop stalking his fellow lawlcow boyfriends

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

This nigga really is a-logging LTG and Wings now. Does Morning With Phil or whatever just exists because now he has infinite content for the Podcast as long as he puts on an LTG clip and fake laugh at it while looking at the camera?

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Bruh Phil today is insane

 

[johnkimble123]

You can see it in any JRPG too. They're usually easy as shit but even the easy ones have at least one "pahzzle bahs" or a nasty enemy where you have to use a modicum of strategy to beat them. If the game suddenly stops letting him just spam attacks and spells with the highest raw attack numbers he's completely lost. Case in point - his embarrassing playthrough of E33.

He doesn't pay attention for most of the playthrough, whether that's being too busy staring at chat, filling dead air, or just simply not giving a fuck. Then he cries later on when something he should have learned over the game is needed to beat a harder boss.

That and the fact that he never pays attention to JRPG stories is why nobody wants to see him play those games. Who wants to hear somebody complain that the game didn't teach him something (when it did) or that a story doesn't make sense (even though he missed major plot points)?

 

[Benchod]

I still don't understand how this shriveled old prune can be so delusional and narcissistic.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I still don't understand how this shriveled old prune can be so delusional and narcissistic.

You want to say something like his years of isolation have done it to him but the reality is he's just always been like this. Linda probably smoked and drank while she had him or he just lost some other genetic lotto.

 

[shekelshoah666]

He is actually upset that he didn't know Asmon is already doing his podcast lmao. Like legit upset and now coping "well I might not do it if it's in person"

I'm glad he made it clear that it's OK for him to watch LTG/Wings detractor stuff because he knows the context but detractor videos about him are out of context bullshit. Totally mentally stable!

 

[johnkimble123]

You want to say something like his years of isolation have done it to him but the reality is he's just always been like this. Linda probably smoked and drank while she had him or he just lost some other genetic lotto.

Every window we have in pre-internet Phil is that he was a piece of shit with no friends and begging to be hand held into success.

 

[FormerPro]

He just had a panic attack upon hearing his tugboat Asmongold has already started up his new podcast and Phil hasn't been invited yet.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Phil directly addresses whether it's hypocritical for him to watch and react to detractor content of Wings and LTG, after calling out Asmon for reacting to detractor clips of him. You'd never guess, but it turns out - he's not being a hypocrite at all, idiot!

His brain is just GONE man. At this rate he'll be struggling to complete sentences by the time he's 50.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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Bruh Phil today is insane

he looks like he got stung by all of the bees

 

[Ayynon69]

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Just zero concept of self-awareness or irony.

Lmao the gay club music blaring in the background really enhances his rants.

I'm imagining a bored bartender at Hog Crankers muttering "fuck my life" when he notices the lonely hawaiian shirt faggot is back, waddling up to his bar to rant about Mario Party.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Wings really needs to tell Phil to fuck off. Enough nice guy with him, it just encourages Phil to do this punching down nonsense.

 

[thebigdream]

he looks like he got stung by all of the bees

Thank you for finally putting into words for me why his appearance is so uncanny. He does look like he went headfirst into a bee hive, doesn't he?

 

[Captain Courage]

Phil is fighting Simon and losing his ass of course but this comment made me laugh.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Now I get the difference:

- Morning show: Prestream
- Level One Podcast: Prestream, but being petty towards LTG because he rejected him

 

[MAWBD2]

mental gymnastics.mov

Phil directly addresses whether it's hypocritical for him to watch and react to detractor content of Wings and LTG, after calling out Asmon for reacting to detractor clips of him. You'd never guess, but it turns out - he's not being a hypocrite at all, idiot!

His brain is just GONE man. At this rate he'll be struggling to complete sentences by the time he's 50.

Holy shit this asshole has negative self awareness. The mental gymnastics to explain his own cognitive dissonance needs to be studied for centuries to come.

 

[Switch Mongo]

So since wings said that phil cost him 1k on his stream according to phil that’s starting drama. Phil hates drama so what does he do? The Rational thing of course, KINGSNAKE 2.0 baby! So he is on this autistic rant doing his usual dented mental gymnastics all while he has wingsofredemption’s stream paused at the funniest frame. It just looks like Wings is laughing at Phillip the whole time.