🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

The way the Short Bus logo occasionally pops up on screen is the funniest part of all.

Which one of you is Brooke and which one is Morgan?

@brooky !

 

[lol cow supreme]

Damn. Not one of those clips @It's All So Tiresome posted works for me. It’s a pain in the ass sometimes to be on the Farms with my iPad.

This whole debacle has been eye-opening. I knew Amber was vile but she's a nightmare. I wouldn’t last five minutes around her.

Btw, what does Sweet Tea add to the panel? Why is she even there? She doesn’t do or say much of anything and when she does speak, it’s hard to understand her. Couldn’t Keem have found someone more engaging?

Total.Mobile user. Death.

Also. fucking liver boob! I gave it a shout out just last week, and now its a star baby!

 

[The Moth]

OFC beggy doesn't want to work for money. All they need to do is post on their community tab, why would they do extra? One of the things I can agree with Fat Amber on is that Necky is a lazy lazy lazy opportunistic parasite.

I've always felt pretty neutral about Beck and maybe even sympathetic in her health struggles but damn, how hard is it to just go on stream from your phone to chat a little and collect superchats even if you're bedbound recovering after surgeries? the lowest effort content would bring much more money than constant dry-begging. you were literally handed a channel with over 100k subs on a golden platter, and this is how you decide to (not) use it? cool

edit: accidentally posted reply midway through the sentence

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Slowly catching up because the lolcow bus shit is just so uninteresting.

The pic that Amber took with the "fan" after bingo is wild. She literally looks like a giant toddler. There is no way in hell that she isn't 600 pounds.

Gonna have to agree. Funniest thing to come out of this shit by far. It gives twitted tipples energy.


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"YES THIS IS A FUCKIN LIVER BOOB. ITS A FUCKIN LIVER BOOB WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCHES"

lmao she says it out loud as if she's "owning" us with it.

Gorl, you have a liver boob. What are YOU going to do about it, bitch?

 

[McBoogerBall]

Hey, I’m not a day late this time! Fresh off the Neck-Express grift-train.
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This is literally one of the laziest ways to grift money and she’s not interested. Pretty much everybody in the chat will be on Becky’s side regardless because they love to piss Amber off.
I’m shocked there was no cashapp link at the end.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

and this is how you decide to (not) use it? cool

THIS! I was fairly neutral about beck until she started her community post begging arc. I'm also sympathetic to their current medical plight as I would be with mostly anyone elses. I just hate that they've been given such a great starting platform, something most people including Fat Amber didnt have, and is squandering it away in favor for posting their cashapp link for a smaller yet easier income.

Streaming isn't a difficult job. It can be done from a phone anywhere. Its just easier to beg and that's what bothers me about Beck.

 

[mastergabe]

Roxy is live right now. She says "Scooter, you made over $2,000 last night. YouTube takes 30%. Then Keem gets 25%, you get 25%, ALR gets 25%, and Sweet Tea gets 25%."

So what y'all would like to do with that information.

 

[monet]

Didn’t Becky just get a pretty penny from Rachel on top of the usual e-begging profits she usually rakes in? is time going by a lost faster than i think or is this a lowkey impressive amount of $ to’ve pissed away this quickly on “bills” ?

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

So what y'all would like to do with that information.

The equation for any individuals cut is : $2000 x .7 x .25 = $350

For every 1k each host makes $175

 

[ExplodedWhale]

I've always felt pretty neutral about Beck and maybe even sympathetic in her health struggles but damn, how hard is it to just go on stream from your phone to chat a little and collect superchats even if you're bedbound recovering after surgeries? the lowest effort content would bring much more money than constant dry-begging. you were literally handed a channel with over 100k subs on a golden platter, and this is how you decide to (not) use it? cool

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For real though, you don't even need a super nice phone nowadays.

If Chantal can do it in the fuckass desert of fucking Syria… what's stopping her? Is she really that fucking lazy? Imagine being lazier than Chantal Sarault!

Pretty much everybody in the chat will be on Becky’s side regardless because they love to piss Amber off.

Becky can literally kill one of her infinitely dying nephews on livestream and people would still support her just because "at least it's not Amber"

Didn’t Becky just get a pretty penny from Rachel on top of the usual e-begging profits she usually rakes in? is time going by a lost faster than i think or is this a lowkey impressive amount of $ to’ve pissed away this quickly on “bills” ?

Omfg I forgot about that. Rachel Palin (Rachel Reacts), the stupid cow she is, gave Becky $5000 for literally doing nothing. Goddamn it, Rebecca.

 

[Plague Dog]

I've always felt pretty neutral about Beck and maybe even sympathetic in her health struggles but damn, how hard is it to just go on stream from your phone to chat a little and collect superchats even if you're bedbound recovering after surgeries? the lowest effort content would bring much more money than constant dry-begging. you were literally handed a channel with over 100k subs on a golden platter, and this is how you decide to (not) use it? cool

edit: accidentally posted reply midway through the sentence

Idk I haven't kept up with beck, but it's like "Hey do you want to go on a show where we make it a point to humiliate everyone there and to confront your abusive ex who's going to talk over you at every turn for about $500-$700?" Umm... no thank you. I don't have the time or energy to research the implications and make a good decision here, nor do I have the energy to deal with Amber.

 

[Clotso Coof]

For every 1k each host makes $175

Even if Amber pays 1/2 in taxes (FICA, fed, state), she'll net 87 for each 1k in superchats. Do that 5 times a week and she's doing much better than she'd do at any regular job that might hire her.
[big emphasis on might]

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Idk I haven't kept up with beck, but it's like "Hey do you want to go on a show where we make it a point to humiliate everyone there and to confront your abusive ex who's going to talk over you at every turn for about $500-$700?" Umm... no thank you. I don't have the time or energy to research the implications and make a good decision here, nor do I have the energy to deal with Amber.

I think many people get that, but it's not just basic "ew Becky dumb" hate.

People's frustration with Becky is that she's constantly been begging from people without anything in return since she broke up with Amber. She can't even make regular YouTube videos that aren't about Amber, but she expects people to give her thousands of money regardless.


Before she had her heart and thyroid cancer surgeries, she was begging severely which put so many people off in the first place.

She started a GoFundMe to get a car because she couldn't have a job for some reason (I forgot why she said she didn't have a job), then months later, she happened to get a "bad" car and needed more money. She expected people to give to her after giving her like $1,000+ for the car in the first place.


Before her health issues, she could've been making YouTube videos and making passive income in the background from people watching her old videos. She didn't and it's her fault. (Even with those real intense surgeries, she still would've been making some money post-surgery if she had a backlog of videos.)


like I said, I get you 100%. If I had an ex like Amber, fuck them! I'd never talk to or about them again. But I also wouldn't start a YouTube channel and get 150k subscribers that were from my ex.

Also, people do a lot of shit they don't want to do when they're broke. But if people are offering you $700 or even more… that could seem nice if she's that hard up.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

I believe that Amber was molested at some point in her childhood.
She was the perfect low-value demographic that dirtbags like to target.
Plus? She never talks about it. Closest she's come is some story about her dad's friend touching her hair or somesuch.

She believes that if you've been harassed or targeted sexually, that makes you desirable (no one else who's not a piece of shit thinks this way). She's never been desirable in her entire existence, so that's why she says these things. Things she lies about excessively, the opposite is usually true.

I'm both laughing and nauseated by the notion of a liver boob as Amberlynn so eloquently put it.

We've been calling it that for YEARS now, she didn't make that up lol


Do you think keem told her "just act like yourself" and this is what is happening lol

 

[The Moth]

Idk I haven't kept up with beck, but it's like "Hey do you want to go on a show where we make it a point to humiliate everyone there and to confront your abusive ex who's going to talk over you at every turn for about $500-$700?" Umm... no thank you. I don't have the time or energy to research the implications and make a good decision here, nor do I have the energy to deal with Amber.

I agree with that, I don't think Beck should touch the lolcow bus poo with a ten foot pole. I meant going live on their own channel and collecting superchats there (also some revenue from people who'd watch these streams on replay)

If Chantal can do it in the fuckass desert of fucking Syria… what's stopping her? Is she really that fucking lazy? Imagine being lazier than Chantal Sarault!

yea exactly, and Chantal frequently streams with her camera off, like how can you top THAT in terms of laziness holy shit

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Even if Amber pays 1/2 in taxes (FICA, fed, state), she'll net 87 for each 1k in superchats. Do that 5 times a week and she's doing much better than she'd do at any regular job that might hire her.
[big emphasis on might]

Might is putting in as much work as her ankles whenever Amber stands up

 

[WasabiPastas]

Roxy is live right now. She says "Scooter, you made over $2,000 last night. YouTube takes 30%. Then Keem gets 25%, you get 25%, ALR gets 25%, and Sweet Tea gets 25%."

So what y'all would like to do with that information.

It's a little crazy ALR isn't getting a larger slice of the pie, considering she is unironically the star of the show. Bet that's eating her up inside.

They're not exactly the cast of friends. Is she just a terrible negotiator? Probably too lazy to negotiate more like it.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I’ve always felt that the best Becky has ever done on YouTube was when she was off camera reading a script. She’s not quick-witted enough to shine on livestreams, (neither is Amber, but she compensates by being loud and annoying) but if Becky could dig through the archives that have been uploaded here and do reactions—off screen, taking the opportunity to edit—she could do very well.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I’ve always felt that the best Becky has ever done on YouTube was when she was off camera reading a script. She’s not quick-witted enough to shine on livestreams, (neither is Amber, but she compensates by being loud and annoying) but if Becky could dig through the archives that have been uploaded here and do reactions—off screen, taking the opportunity to edit—she could do very well.

Becky didn’t write her scripts though…Mt Snowflake wrote them for her.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

They're not exactly the cast of friends. Is she just a terrible negotiator? Probably too lazy to negotiate more like it.

Beggars can't be choosers and I doubt cameo is paying enough to fund her daily Doordash habit, especially since it's now after Christmas.