DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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He's such a simpleton, with a simpleton's brain.


Not mentally ill at all.


It's a simpleton's game. It can easily be played. It can easily be milked. It can easily be used for gain, for pain, for whatever. Because the people involved in this are not the smartest people on the planet, they're the dumbest. Alright? At any moment I could go into drama and I could easily manipulate the entire community for my own purposes, or I could just ignore drama forever and stay out of it and also be successful. I could do whatever I want, because someone who is actually smart [points at own head] and has talent can do whatever they want.


He is actually, wholeheartedly, doing the I was only pretending to be retarded meme, and taking it a step further where at any point he can be retarded and he knows everyone is going to point and laugh at him, because Phil is the smart one and he is in control.
 
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Pretty soon he's going to reveal that actually his entire life since 2014 has been one giant King Snake-style robust social experiment to see if he could convince the internet that he's retarded and he's actually super wealthy and successful irl, the fat woman in his house is an actress he hired to felt the detractors into believing he had a fat wife.
 
Doomguy dijo:
While this is true about Wings, that's not the reason he'd ignore Phil.

Phil is literally beneath him. Wings, as pathetic and used up as he is, is still less of a no-life loser than Phil. He's not fully sequestered in a Snort Fort out of pants pissing fear that any friends could be potential detractors. He did the boxing match. He did LCL. Even when he looks like a loser, he's still above Phil, because he's not (as much of) a coward retard.

Everyone in this sphere of gaming lolcows knows DSP is a loser who not only has zero friends, but also zero acquaintances. He's walled himself into the Snfort and only comes out for this petty sniping when donos are low.

Phil wants to look the grandmaster manipulator above it all and he's still more of a pathetic no-life than WINGS OF REDEMPTION. Really puts it into perspective for me.
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Truly the one and only thing DSP has over Wings is that he's not as fat.

But even that gets overshadowed by the fact that despite being 600lbs Wings is also somehow much more physically active and better coordinated than Phil.

Lets not forget Phil struggles to get crossing his arms right and he flinches at his own hand.

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So now that he's getting shit on for yesterdays drama stream, it was 4d chess, and we all fell for it, and we're all stupid. This is giving off some strong "rich not only that" vibes.
 
Telemeter dijo:
Truly the one and only thing DSP has over Wings is that he's not as fat.

But even that gets overshadowed by the fact that despite being 600lbs Wings is also somehow much more physically active and better coordinated than Phil.

Lets not forget Phil struggles to get crossing his arms right and he flinches at his own hand.

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Wings grew up as poor white trash & was always going to be a fat fuck and Phil grew up in a middle class house being put through private school his whole life & given a job by his dad at the company he worked for when even schooling failed

Their outcomes shouldn't even be remotely close
 
He really went there... He is the Puppet Master.


All because he got giddy over a video with the two people he relates to the most, and it failed, so actually it was an experiment and he is in control and he played everybody...

He went nuclear, but also didn't say anything bad because he was just making thoughtful observations, but also he was scheming and lying to everybody for months, but also...

Phil really does need a psych ward.
 
Tsoliassssssssssssss dijo:
how is it possible for Burt Reynolds' phone to autocorrect "worse.no" in "...go through the same shit I do, or worse.no more beef,..."
to t.co/zcBftWl84q which leads to http://worse.no/
is this some twitter garbage meme or something?

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That is Twitter's URL shortening service. So all he did was type worse.no and sent the DM like that and then twitter automatically turned it into an link.
 
Jesus Christ, I really think the Sidescrollers debacle has given this guy SEVERE PTSD. He came out on his decompression stream after that interview completely oblivious to what had just happened, smug and self assured that he had pulled the wool over everyones eyes and was the toast of the internet, until reality very slowly started setting in after his dents began informing him it did not go well.

When he turned on their stream the following day to see them talking about what a lying retard he is and doing the ack-ack laugh at him I think his brain was irrepairably damaged. He always was a pathological liar and control freak, but since that interview hes invented a brand new schizophrenic personality of some autistic, shadow-pupeteer mastermind, that exists solely for him to avoid reliving the embarrassment of that day again.
 
QwahlityKahntent dijo:
literally anything related to a woman makes him so angry, fucking fag
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He is such a scammy grifter to his core that women not having to do anything to get attention and money makes him fucking seethe.

Phil, Idubbbz and Fuentes should do a podcast where they bitch about women while complaining about how much effort they have to put in to get attention.
 
Phil master plan on King Snake 2.0:

- Watches Wings and LTG detractor videos and comments on them at 3 AM

- Misses a bunch of goals in a row and the Asmongold bump is completely gone

-Does multiple “business meetings” bitching about money, views, and how barely anyone talks in his chat besides Kick trolls

- Decides at 3 AM to ditch gameplay and do a mysterious stream called “DSP Goes Nuclear”

-No one knows what it’ll be, so only detractors show interest (via restreams). No chance of Wings/LTG detractors or KC tourists tuning in
Waits over an hour to start, thinking he’ll get
more viewers that never come

- It’s a lame rehash of the same points he already used against LTG. The only funny part is how stupid he looks saying things that apply way more to him than to Dale or Jordie

- His dents hate it, and Kick trolls still clown him

- LTG genuinely roasts him and gets a ton of new subs

- Wings responds in a calm, level-headed way that makes Phil look even worse

He “manipulate” people into feeling despise, contempt, hatred, and disdain for him.
He can’t manipulate a single soul into being genuinely friendly toward him.
 
Dude, what? There aren't even typos this time, he just doesn't like what you are saying so he reads it like you are Jayde, while translating Jayde into an articulate gentleman.
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He is certified looney tunes. Notice before the cope response, before he reads the superchat, he responds to it Yes, actually yes!
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