Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Any news on the military?(The none king muslim ones) If this is to succeed they would have to revolt
I can't say for right now, but I do know that historically the Artesh (military) has long hated the IRGC. While they barely get ammunition and other vital supplies, the Guard Corps gets the newest tech and best treatment. The army is still rolling with upgraded Pattons and Chieftains as the latest Tigr's went to the IRGC, and the Air Force made do with F-14's and F-5's while the GC got SU-25's. If there was any time for that long-held resentment to come out, it would be now.
 
Any news on the military?(The none king muslim ones) If this is to succeed they would have to revolt
The Artesh (Iranian regular army) has been purged & cucked to death by the Islamists since Khomeini's revolution, he basically did a Stalinist purge of their ranks after taking power (which weakened them so badly that Saddam dared to attack Iran in the first place, back in the day) and the Mullahs have in general been very very careful to keep them under control & weaker than the more loyal IRGC ever since. My understanding is that you basically have no chance of getting promoted to any post of relevance in the Artesh if the Mullahs aren't 1000% assured of your loyalty and even their current top general, Amir Hatami (also the first Iranian defense minister in ages to have come from an Artesh background instead of an IRGC one), had to have joined the Basij Islamist paramilitary in his youth.

Individual soldiers and maybe even small units might defect, but I doubt we'll see any large-scale fracture or mass defections by the Artesh until later in the game, if the revolutionaries continue to gain momentum.
 
Reza has called for more protests at 6pm (iran time) and states "I am planning my imminent return to the homeland".
man if he really does that it would be unbelievably based

if he returns and gets killed, it would be the most kino martyrs death the world has seen in a very long time, and it would add a huge amount of prestige and legitimacy to the pahlavi dynasty and their future claim to the throne of iran.

if he returns and lives, he would be in a great position to assume leadership over the uprising. the heir of mohammed reza shah returning to iran to challenge the heir of ruhollah khomeini, it't absolute kino.
 
Via Starlink, from Rasht (north Iran).
"Don't worry, we're good here, the regime has completely lost control.
You can't even imagine how many people have come out. Even a pregnant lady was among the people last night.Some even set up tents in the streets and didn't go back home.
Some slept there overnight.
People attacked all the mosques in Rasht. They set fire to the IRIB. They also set fire to the telecommunications building too"
WarMonitor is reporting US airlifts into Middle East are 'ramping up'.
 
Honestly i would rape the ayatollah on live tv. Just give me a lifetime supply of red bull and a every gun i want for free +ammo and im a happy guy.

I SHALL ESTABLISH A KIWI HOLDOUT FOR NULLIUS THE AUTISTIC CHEESEFUCKER!
#RapeKhamenei

Honestly at his age, anal rape would probably kill him lol
 
Via Starlink, from Rasht (north Iran).

WarMonitor is reporting US airlifts into Middle East are 'ramping up'.
The truly Kino ending of this would be the Shah returning and re igniting the royal flame in Tehran and proclaiming a new era for the true god of Persia, Ahura Mazda.

Then the droughts will lift and the true god will bring back the rains as the curse of the Demon , Allah, is lifted, and everyone will be happy.

Alas we live in reality where nothing ever happens.
 
The Artesh (Iranian regular army) has been purged & cucked to death by the Islamists since Khomeini's revolution, he basically did a Stalinist purge of their ranks after taking power (which weakened them so badly that Saddam dared to attack Iran in the first place, back in the day) and the Mullahs have in general been very very careful to keep them under control & weaker than the more loyal IRGC ever since. My understanding is that you basically have no chance of getting promoted to any post of relevance in the Artesh if the Mullahs aren't 1000% assured of your loyalty and even their current top general, Amir Hatami (also the first Iranian defense minister in ages to have come from an Artesh background instead of an IRGC one), had to have joined the Basij Islamist paramilitary in his youth.

Individual soldiers and maybe even small units might defect, but I doubt we'll see any large-scale fracture or mass defections by the Artesh until later in the game, if the revolutionaries continue to gain momentum.
Also another reason why the Artesh won't be trusted: it's all conscripts. If you're a military age man, you either have to join the Artesh or IRGC for two years. It explains why the latter are not as trusted as one would think, and why the former are kept so weak. In other words, the ranks of both are made up primarily of people who are the exact age and most open to hating the current regime. The professional careerists are less likely to break ranks, but most of their men would be protesting if they weren't already in the barracks.
 
Okay so its been confirmed that they have been killing mass numbers of protestors were those just empty words from Donald saying that he would hit them very hard if they did that?
There have been US heavy lift aircraft flying from US Bases to the region in a steady Convoy all night. Switching off Transponders as they cross the Atlantic. They're getting setup for something.
 
There have been US heavy lift aircraft flying from US Bases to the region in a steady Convoy all night. Switching off Transponders as they cross the Atlantic. They're getting setup for something.
They're going to fly over Cucker Qatarlson's Doha house!
 
Future Shah, Marco Rubio, has eyes on Iran. He has met with Reza in the past.
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Iran’s prosecutor general says all protesters will be charged as “enemies of God” - punishable by death under Iranian law, but there are reports of prisoners being freed by protestors.
Reza has called for more protests at 6pm (iran time) and states "I am planning my imminent return to the homeland".
ETA: Video obtained by V24, depicting body bags; quote 'Iranians are being slaughtered by the Islamist regime'. Nioh may come across as exaggerating in some tweets but it really could be a bloodbath out there

man if he really does that it would be unbelievably based

if he returns and gets killed, it would be the most kino martyrs death the world has seen in a very long time, and it would add a huge amount of prestige and legitimacy to the pahlavi dynasty and their future claim to the throne of iran.

if he returns and lives, he would be in a great position to assume leadership over the uprising. the heir of mohammed reza shah returning to iran to challenge the heir of ruhollah khomeini, it't absolute kino.

The truly Kino ending of this would be the Shah returning and re igniting the royal flame in Tehran and proclaiming a new era for the true god of Persia, Ahura Mazda.

Then the droughts will lift and the true god will bring back the rains as the curse of the Demon , Allah, is lifted, and everyone will be happy.

Alas we live in reality where nothing ever happens.
@ShahOfIran1979 the world looks to you. Do your thing.
 
The truly Kino ending of this would be the Shah returning and re igniting the royal flame in Tehran and proclaiming a new era for the true god of Persia, Ahura Mazda.

Then the droughts will lift and the true god will bring back the rains as the curse of the Demon , Allah, is lifted, and everyone will be happy.

Alas we live in reality where nothing ever happens.
While the exiled Shah is a Muslim, he believes in secularization.
 
@grok how to summon giant niggerdick up a muzzie penislovers ass?
Who ya gonna call?
Al-Zutt!
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"Quickly following the removal of Mosaddegh in 1953, the U.S. installed a pro-U.S. dictator, Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi. Over the next decades, the Shah increased the economic strength of Iran but he also repressed political dissent"
The Shah returned to Iran. No one installed him (except in the loose sense that during WW2 the Allies forced the abdication of his father Shah Pahlavi who had overthrown the Qajars over his Axis sympathies. Altho Kermit Roosevelt the CIA Director put himself at the center of things in his memoirs, the simple fact is that Mossadegh alienated merchants, clergy and landowners. All that the US and UK's SIS / MI6 did was give help to domestic notables in removing this fairly leftist, contentious figure. Later on the Shah alienated those same people, but that's another story, albeit part of the present one. The Shah was a model of gentleness in Middle Eastern terms, far too gentle.
 
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