Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Looks like Starlink is doing its job tonight and either bypassing the jammers or just... working.

And some lulz from a clown desperate to keep the MullahMoolah flowing:
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The Iran lobby feels more embarrassing than the Palestine screechers because their attempt at quasi-subterfuge feels very fake and gay,
 

Iran is in big trouble. It looks to me like the people are taking control of certain cities — something nobody thought was really possible just a few weeks ago.

I’ve made it very clear that if they start killing people the way they have in the past, we will get involved. We will hit them very hard where it hurts.

That does not mean boots on the ground, but it does mean hitting them very, very hard where it hurts.



A totally organic pro-regime march in Tehran. None of those people were paid with worthless Rials to ride around.
 
Are any of the younger generations even persuing a scholarship in shiism? compared to sunnism or sunni-like sects it seem to be losing influence as time passes.
Shia being the minority sect of Islam is honestly surprising since it's 100% what that child rapist muhammed wanted. He constantly made shit up as being from Allah so he could have what he wanted. The entire point of Islam was so muhammed could fuck a 9 year old and have power for him and his family.
 
Pro-Assad Syrian propagandist Partisangirl, who of course does not live in an Assad-aligned turd world shithole but in the West (Australia), claims she is in Iran now to expose THE TRUTH.
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There's only one problem, and that is that she and the people in her selfie in the tweet below are wearing summer clothes in the smack middle of the winter. What's keeping her warm? The power of Khomeini the child fucker's ghost and his 72 virgins?
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Here, she was somehow able to post despite the internet blackout and claims to have gone shopping. The selfie was taken in the Grand Bazar of Tehran, which is closed on Fridays.
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An Iranian Twitter user was able to figure out she probably went to Iran on a special visit in July alongside activists like Calla "Death to America" Walsh (a rich American brat turned pro-Palestine Communist activist).
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Pro-Assad Syrian propagandist Partisangirl, who of course does not live in an Assad-aligned turd world shithole but in the West (Australia), claims she is in Iran now to expose THE TRUTH.
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There's only one problem, and that is that she and the people in her selfie in the tweet below are wearing summer clothes in the smack middle of the winter. What's keeping her warm? The power of Khomeini the child fucker's ghost and his 72 virgins?
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Here, she was somehow able to post despite the internet blackout and claims to have gone shopping. The selfie was taken in the Grand Bazar of Tehran, which is closed on Fridays.
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An Iranian Twitter user was able to figure out she probably went to Iran on a special visit in July alongside activists like Calla "Death to America" Walsh (a rich American brat turned pro-Palestine Communist activist).
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I'm just waiting for her to announce the Ayatollah's activation of the same infinitely spawning paratrooper cheat code Assad used in Hama once he's got his back to the wall, rebels in Tehran won't know what hit them.
 
They can always just kill protesters like the last 20 years.
The flag faggotry is backed by USA to just create division, meaningless posturing to the world. Without US intervention all this will fall on flat ears.

Previous posters have been correct. Country is dry and without food. You can't survive that. The aquifers are empty as well so it's gg.
 
This is misleading, the chart is shows the official exchange rate, no normal people was getting the 42,000 Rial:USD exchange rate, my Iranian friend said that's called the "Government Dollar" as only people connected to the government gets that rate, and only when paying for imports, the only reason it updated was because the Government announced a week ago they were no longer honoring that exchange rate, so what you see now is what the government says the real exchange rate is if you bring USD into Iran, but you're not getting anywhere close to it back when you leave.

You can see the real exchange rate here:

The actual current exchange rate is 1.45 Million Rial:USD

Note because the currency is so worthless most Iranian facing websites use Tomans (1 Toman = 10 Rial) to cut a zero to make it easier to list prices.
 
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Shit must be going bad in Iran if they're recalling officials. Can't have them running.
fucking idiots should haul their asses already, enough is enough, how will they control the situation for longer than a year?

even kim jong il had the ready plan to run away in case NK regime would collapse, were cuckatollahs and the rest of revolutionary niggers that delusional to NOT consider this?
 
On one hand, less Islamic terrorism is good, but on the other, muh kikes.
I'd rather let the Ayatollah do everything he can to cuck Israel then topple him, Israel's on a time limit since 5-10 years from da VVestTM won't be willing to send people to die for Israel, that and the infinity migrants.
Israel bombs Palestine and is therefore good.

And each arab who dies in arabistan can not migrate.

1 dead arab might mean 10 more rapefugees, but all arab dead means 0 rapefugees
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rM9qyJRaqAMSources are saying this is a full on Civil War at this point.
My sources, which include Q Anon, tell me not to trust random YouTubers. All I'm seeing on Telegram are large protests in almost every major city, no real fighting. It's almost sunrise in Tehran so the protests will be calming down. If they continue into the day then this shit is getting serious.
 
There is always unrest in Iran every year, and nothing happens. Not to say that this isn't significant, but what's the overall difference between this one and other years?
1. The Iranian economy is beyond fucked this time and they're not able to sell enough oil to fix it because they've been pumping every extra Rial they've got into their missile and nuke programs.
2. Tehran is literally running out of water. If the mountains don't get enough snow this winter then by June there is a serious chance of Tehran having to be evacuated.
3. Trump isn't fucking around and has already bombed them. Israel made them look like a bitch, too. No one takes them seriously.
4. Zoomers are tired of geriatric clerics telling them how to live.
5. Russia is too busy LARPing WWI with the Ukrainians to provide any real aid.
 
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