US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

​

Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[Lip Glossary]

They put the god damn hockey game on ABC once a year and today's the day they decide to blow shit up.

That can't be right because the only team worth watching doesn't play until later.

You never want to get "taken" as a president. Super embarrassing.

If you get abducted as a president it better be by fucking aliens

 

[Breadbassket]

You never want to get "taken" as a president. Super embarrassing.

Maudro is not making it to the top of any Best Dictators In History tier lists anytime soon, I can tell you that much.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I knew our preferred replacement puppet was a woman but I didn't know Maduro's VP already was one. Lord help us for this girlboss fight.

Ver archivo adjunto 8369655

How did this bitch break her hand? Lifting an envelope or something?

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Rubio is the best hype man.

And if you don't know, now you know, nigga!

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Fuck it, new rule. South American regime change based if it happens A) without any American deaths B) without any significant equipment loss C) done in less time than it takes to watch the new Avatar movie

Imagine the film adaptation of this being able to more or less portray everything in real time.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

So to our Kiwis in the US. What was it like to wake up to find out that a war started and ended while you were sleeping?

 

[Romulus augustulus]

"but he [Maduro] decided to play big-boy and now he has other problems on his hands" -SecState Rubio

Trump more awake now.

 

[gernig]

ZERO LOSS OF LIFE TO AMERICAN SOLDIERS!

 

[Breadbassket]

Gen. Dan "Razin" Caine, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: "This operation, known as Operation Absolute Resolve, was discreet, precise, and... the culmination of months of planning and rehearsal — an operation that, frankly, only the United States military could undertake."

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

So to our Kiwis in the US. What was it like to wake up to find out that a war started and ended while you were sleeping?

"Nice. Another country we're going to occupy until we either find the right puppet, or 20 years later we just get board and leave."

Trump literally said "Boots on the ground"

 

[OG Cryptid]

So to our Kiwis in the US. What was it like to wake up to find out that a war started and ended while you were sleeping?

It's literally the coolest thing ever. Imagine waking up, and your shithole Eurocuck/Asiafag country actually did something useful for once, and they did it so fucking fast and effectively that libtards can't even begin to mount a complaint because its ALREADY FUCKING OVER GET COOKED YOU SUCK.

 

[Lip Glossary]

So to our Kiwis in the US. What was it like to wake up to find out that a war started and ended while you were sleeping?

My bird: "Hey the war in Venezuela is over."
Me: "There was a war in Venezuela?"

 

[Romulus augustulus]

"who's going to be running Venezuela?"

"well, for a period of time it will be the people standing right behind me."

El presidente Rubio not a meme LMAO

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

>other tabs
>pornhub
>what helicopters do gringos have
>how to track planes free
>shemale getting her dick sucked
>soccerbet.com

Source | Archive

 

[Professor Donger]

So to our Kiwis in the US. What was it like to wake up to find out that a war started and ended while you were sleeping?

It is one of the best feelings in the world.

 

[pwnest injun]

I'd rather my tax dollars go to our hempisphere, with oil benefiting us, compared to some sand nigger country that no one cares about

China is the number one consumer of Iraqi oil now, so yeah. That one was kind of a fucky wucky.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

This should be treated as an act of war instead of a no knock drug raid, as to prevent a liberal Obongo Judge trying to free Maduro. But who am I kidding what's gonna stop the bench from trying

 

[TyrasGuard]

Trump: "I HATE LEAKERS"

 

[not william stenchever]

Nooooooo not the heckin illegal orderinos!

No order is illegal, chud.

 

[Breadbassket]

Joint Staff Chairman Gen. Dan Caine: "At 10:46 P.M. Eastern time last night, POTUS ordered the United States military to move forward with this mission.... He said to us... 'Good luck, and Godspeed' — and those words were transmitted to the entire joint force."