Sorry for the double post,
@Null here's some updated descriptions for the form I drafted up:
Fallenchungus:
Francis Joseph Benditt IV, known online as datsmojo and fallenchungus, was seemingly handed fame and fortune on a silver platter when his shitty MS Paint comics went viral. All he had to do was just keep posting comics and not get into retarded drama, and he was set. Unsurprisingly, Frank completely fucked it all up. In particular, due to his parents neglecting to raise him and granting him unsupervised Internet access, Frank would develop a crippling porn addiction and ensure everyone on the Internet knew it. From drawing Kuromi and Animal Crossing fart porn, commissioning art from a zoophile, tweeting about his fart fetish and how much he loved huge asses, allowing pedophiles in his Discord and getting his password logged on a hacked porn game called Dr. Brap, Frank's depravity truly knows no bounds. Frank's biggest controversy was allegations that he had groomed a mentally ill minor he met a psych ward, an even dubbed the Frankpocalypse, which resulted in him being completely ostracized from social media. Frank also suicide baited a bunch, and why does that FUCKING MATTER!?!
Alex Hogendorp:
Alex Hogendorp aka Lunar Eclipse Paradox is an autistic Canadian pedophile with a lolicon amputee fetish. Alex was once a user of Kiwi Farms for several years until a legendary meltdown in the Easy to Track Hall of Shame due to his incredibly careless OPsec. After a massive meltdown and digging up a horde of his old autistic content, Alex would receive his own dedicated lolcow thread, which ended up becoming the fastest growing PG thread of the year. Instead of just logging off, Alex would double down making call out videos against the evil Kiwis while on vacation, make a kill list, which he also cut himself over. Alex's obsession in his thread and his inability to ignore it would eventually culminate in his mother joining his thread (verified by Null). This legendary OPsec fail was paid for by the Canadian tax payer. Thanks eh!
Claudio:
Claudio Hernandez Castañeda is a retarded Mexican furry with a tracheal tube. Claudio has a long history on the Internet, with origins in the Latin American Loquendo sphere as PA requesting man child to being a known schizoposter in the community of his favorite streamer Synthetic Man. Claudio would join Kiwi Farms to discuss Synth, and in the span of two days, he managed to fuck up so badly that he went from getting exposed in the Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame to getting his own dedicated lolcow thread (before Synth got his). He was also ostracized from Synth's community, who found him to be too degenerate and retarded, even by their standards. Claudio is notorious for allegedly raping a cat, and would spend months arguing in his lolcow thread owning the acephalous European American gringos with nonstop WINNING! After hitting on twinks, teasing a manifesto and boasting about lifting Remington typewriters, Claudio's thread would be locked by Dear Sneeder after a Finish sperg threatened the tube breathing spic with narcoterror.
Raymond Quiles:
Raymond Quiles, also known as Zwute and the anonymous hatchet, is a barely literate furry retard who attempts to be a jack of all trades but fails miserably at them all. A prodigal student of General Talbott's PA request bootcamp, Raymond would attempt to make a PA request against a literally who furry with a poorly made ChatGPT Google doc, resulting in Raymond getting phonebooked and his own dedicated lolcow thread in the span of 5 hours due to dogshit OPsec. Raymond serves as the perfect example of why PA requests never end well. If there's one thing we can say for sure, he definitely wasn't an anonymous hatchet
Donal Schulz
Donal Schulz also known as Kiss Alice or Tarlach on Kiwi Farms is yet another VTuber that uses a voice changer to be a woman and defends lolicon, it's not pedophilia okay? You're actually the pedophile! Clearly taking a page from enlightened intellectual Dansburst Studios, Donal would boast about being undoxable and taunting his enemies to try and find him, only for this to blow up in his face resulting in his thread. Donal is not only a degenerate VTuber but he is possibly one of the biggest retards in regards to OPsec as it's actually incredible how much he fucks up. Oh no my oshi!
Hope this helps. If you need anything else let me know. Happy new year.