You rolled a 1.
"You successfully albeit clumsily defeated the jewish wizard but as you were relieved in saving the world from his Kabbalah sorcery. You noticed his fishhook nose still moving. So in a moment of Aryan instinct, you sprang into action to quickly deal the final blow to the devilish kike. Furiously as your hammer was moving towards his kippah you noticed a demonic smile upon the face of the israeli. In the heat of the moment before you could strike the final blow like how God obliterated Sodom and Gomorrah, the wizard summoned in his last final breath all of his judaic magic harvested from all the foreskins he ate in his lifetime to turn every woman on earth into
@Catch The Rainbow's favorite type. In silence you watched the coin colored clouds disperse while your hand holding the Germanic hammer now bathed in the blood of a usurer was resting in its brain goo. With the wizard's death settling in, you began to feel euforic from this holocaustic moment. Then joyfully you heard the voice of the lover behind you and with the instinct of dog hearing his bowl being refilled, you turned your neck towards that lovely sound. But once your head faced that beautiful voice and with your vision stabilized, you finally saw it, you lover till death and most beautiful girl in the world