FB Update V/24/'14 - New cover photo + some other shit

[SmugTomato]

Perhaps Chris is going back to his old antics. I haven't had a laugh like that since he got arrested.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

LOL, i love some of the comments on the Hibachi Grille fire post. Chris wants it to go back to being a Golden Corral, perhaps the same Golden Corral where Chris thought a waitress who was nice to him was sweetheart worthy?

Yup! What a great customer he is to Golden Corral by expressing his happiness at the expense of someone else's business that brought them legitimate income so they can support themselves and pay tax money to Chris's tugboat! Customer loyalty at its, finest I suppose...

 

[MysticMisty]

LOL, i love some of the comments on the Hibachi Grille fire post. Chris wants it to go back to being a Golden Corral, perhaps the same Golden Corral where Chris thought a waitress who was nice to him was sweetheart worthy?

And also the same Golden Corral Bob had a heart attack in. But it doesn't matter because it was his right to go to the Golden Corral on a regular basis, loiter around for hours at a time, and get up for some more food whenever he felt like it.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I'd feign surprise and say that Chris is still alive, but is he? Is he really? A perpetually horny 5 year old with no purpose in life, farting away his existence while much tardier people make a productive life for themselves. Well done. Remember, when mommy dies, they'll only let you keep the toys that you can fit up your ass.

 

[Owlflaps]

 

[Christ-Chan]

Remember, when mommy dies, they'll only let you keep the toys that you can fit up your ass.

And it would aaall be our fault.

 

[Ariel]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w2V_ZVhgHzI

Michael is the greatest.

 

[CWCissey]

If Chris actually made those figurines, colour me impressed.

 

[stu_pidasl]

So this is the part where we print out a "COMING SOON: GOLDEN CORRAL" sign and put it up in front of 14 Branchland Court?

 

[NegaCWC]

Simonla lives

When looking at the first image (the group photo of Chris's Sonichus) it did seem to me as if Simonla's legs were missing. I see that they are back though at the rest of the images, suggesting that the acts of the Asperpedia four have been fully reversed by one of the Mary Sue powers possessesed by the comic self of Chris-Chan.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Nothing gets the ladies moist then lego/clay (clego?claygo?) hybrids having sex.

 

[The Doctor]

Well, that was enough to make me sterile.

Good fucking Lord! Is this what it has come to? Chris no longer feels the need to just draw that shit? NOW he has to make little Lego figures of his abominations and have them fucking? Is that the next logical step in all this? Can we expect to see, or has he already filmed a video of these two and all the other characters having hanky panky with each other? Or worse, in a massive electric hedgehog pokemon orgy? And if so, would it look like this?

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And then what? Will the mini-figs only starve off the inevitable? How long will it be before Chris here fashions Sonichu costumes out of all the pelts of all the rats that died in the fire? Only for him to then kidnap a poor unsuspecting woman (fat chance of that happening, but stranger shit has happened) and force her into a Rosechu costume, having her chained down to a bed and then when she comes to, there he is, standing over her in his homemade Sonichu costume, ready to ZAP her to the extreme?

Congratulations Chris, I now feel the need to scrub my eye balls with bleach and a brillo pad.

 

[CWCissey]

I suppose the upside to having the Lego figures fuck is that he won't be drawing anymore Sonichu arse and duck or Rosechu china and boobehs.

 

[Owlflaps]

If Chris actually made those figurines, colour me impressed.

Chris making original things? Haha, what a story, CWCissey.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Oh my god. Looks decent enough until I saw Simonla. Well, more drama to come I guess.

 

[The Doctor]

I suppose the upside to having the Lego figures fuck is that he won't be drawing anymore Sonichu arse and duck or Rosechu china and boobehs.

But if he truely wants the Honest Content version, he'd be making little tiny ducks outta CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC and ACRYLIC PAINT! Plus we already know he has customised female Lego figures with markers to give them boobies, so I wouldn't put it past him if he has created alternate torso with marker boobs or actually put the effort into making two little round lumps of CFMM and sticking them on there.

 

[cluelessly]

Well it's nice to see Sonichu isn't totally dead.

For a moment I was surprised Chris uploaded lego yiff onto his FB, then I had to think long and hard about why I attributed him any sense. Guess I was being naive

 

[QueenMegan]

Sonichu claymation when?

Oh wait, that would actually require effort...

 

[CWCissey]

But if he truely wants the Honest Content version, he'd be making little tiny ducks outta CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC and ACRYLIC PAINT! Plus we already know he has customised female Lego figures with markers to give them boobies, so I wouldn't put it past him if he has created alternate torso with marker boobs or actually put the effort into making two little round lumps of CFMM and sticking them on there.

But would he bother with the CFFM nipples?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

It's almost like a few months of living in a normal house and actually having some space of his own is gradually reverting him back to old Chris. Sadly, this just means it'll be all the more tragic when this non-sustainable world comes crashing down around him.