General Wrestling Discussion

[Never Scored]

So, it looks like Paramount is attempting a hostile takeover of WB, including the TV stations this time.

 

[Rick The Stick]

The Steiner Screwdriver is still the coolest shit ever.

Isn't he Hispanic?

WWE's been obsessed with finding someone who has mass appeal with the Latino market.

They'll never have another Eddie and they need to stop trying.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So, it looks like Paramount is attempting a hostile takeover of WB, including the TV stations this time.

Just read that, who would've thought that the possible downfall of AEW would be caused by a dying medium trying to stay relevant.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Time is so cruel. Hacksaw has a great retirement life though, I follow him on Facebook. He just spends all his time flying around to wrestling conventions with his wife.

due to my life being insane he comes through my job every now and then
>be me
>at work
>doorbell camera goes off
>wtf some crazy homeless half-bigfoot OH
>it's just Hacksaw lol

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

due to my life being insane he comes through my job every now and then
>be me
>at work
>doorbell camera goes off
>wtf some crazy homeless half-bigfoot OH
>it's just Hacksaw lol

You gotta get the other employees to all yell HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whenever he walks in.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

You gotta get the other employees to all yell HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whenever he walks in.

oh yeah there's a lotta HOOOOOOOOs in this house when Hacksaw's in town
the real challenge was to stop myself from setting up a Sheiky Baby soundboard for when Brian Blair comes through

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Ring Hitler is the top promo in WWE right now.

 

[Shoresy]

Had to mute the feed when Stephanie Vaquer was trying to Sofia Vergara cum-gargle her way through an English promo.

Ring Hitler is the top promo in WWE right now.

They should bring back Heidenreich as his rapist bodyguard.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Ring Hitler is the top promo in WWE right now.

he is one of the better guys in the mic, a lot of heels struggle to get people to hate them nowadays or at least suspend disbelief in that manner

They should bring back Heidenreich as his rapist bodyguard.

they should sign a Jewish guy to feud with him culminating in an Oven match at Wrestlemania

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

They should bring back Heidenreich as his rapist bodyguard.

Oh fuck, I forgot about that dude. Shame he could never get over.

 

[The Nothingness]

Rock's daughter revealed she is in a relationship with some NXT woman. Break out the pie jokes.

 

[Tism the Return II]

Thank fuck Jey Uso was finally sent to the tag division where he belongs. If this is the end of the singles Jey thing it still went on for too long, but glad it's over.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Had to mute the feed when Stephanie Vaquer was trying to Sofia Vergara cum-gargle her way through an English promo.

I think Stephanie's English is okay. She just doesn't have anything interesting to say, or rather isn't given anything interesting to talk about. WWE has already conditioned its audience to only give a fuck about Stephanie when she's about to do her ass move. They put the world title on her then didn't bother with any kind of story or feud to get invested in.

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

Bro, remember when Stone Cold got his ass handed to him every week?
And when he lost the King of the Ring?
(Back when KOTR was worth a shit, anyway.)

 

[BiggestKai]

Cmon, Kenny...

 

[OJ Simpson]

If the mystery man is Theory, I hope they sent that mf'er on a crash course at gimmick school cause he stinks.

I've never been convinced by Theory. His pretty boy/clean cut ivy league college athlete/smug elitist prick gimmick just doesn't fit him. The lifts in his boots don't help him either and he looks goofy. His antics and promos are just standard "please hate me because I'm the heel" stuff, he doesn't really do or say anything to make you hate him or stand out, it's just go away heat. He carries around the stench of conveyor belt wrestler. He has the look but those things I noted are holding him back. My two cents at least. He's not even a heel I love to hate, he's just a heel I love to see his time slot end. I'm not sure what you do or where you go from here, but he desperately needs a revamp. I'm not sure they're even willing to do so though since they've seemingly been trying to ram this same character down our throats for years. Current Theory is a sunk cost fallacy.

Maybe they felt the same way about him too and decided to go back to the drawing board. Again, If the mystery man is him.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

oh yeah there's a lotta HOOOOOOOOs in this house when Hacksaw's in town
the real challenge was to stop myself from setting up a Sheiky Baby soundboard for when Brian Blair comes through

I think the Sheik soundboard is still on realmofdarkness.

 

[JamFlowMan]

If the mystery man is Theory, I hope they sent that mf'er on a crash course at gimmick school cause he stinks.



Maybe they felt the same way about him too and decided to go back to the drawing board. Again, If the mystery man is him.

The "report" that they wanted Theory in the group to eat pins so Reed/Breakker could start looking like monsters makes the most sense to me.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

The "report" that they wanted Theory in the group to eat pins so Reed/Breakker could start looking like monsters makes the most sense to me.

that would be the best use for him if he’s in the vision at all imo, When he was in the tag team with Waller he got mogged both in ring skill and heel work by him, if they were serious about a third man i’d say Waller would be better option but Theory being there for eating pins is the only good use case, He was probably the least “Vince” out of every Vince guy ever, like yeah Cena and Reigns i could see why Vince made those guys the face of the company, whatever he was planning with Theory was strange to me, maybe the closest comparison is 1996 HBK but Theory really didn’t have the size compared to other guys Vince liked

 

[Not Quite Retarded]

The "report" that they wanted Theory in the group to eat pins so Reed/Breakker could start looking like monsters makes the most sense to me.

Why would they bother with the masked man story if he's just gonna lose all the time?