💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AnOminous]

I believe you mean phone booked*

No, I mean doxed up the ass to the point their entire sigmoid colon is extruded out of their ass and prolapsed.

 

[AltisticRight]

In a just world the kinds of Riley and Schizo Sean gets castle doctrined.

 

[Soapmore]

In a just world the kinds of Riley and Schizo Sean gets castle doctrined.

That would put Nick in a hell of a pickle wouldn't it? Weaponize Riley's frustration over losing his piss whore and he just might get implicated in Riley's arrest (or worse) at the Imholte front door.

Even if it was something mild, I'd like to see Nick contort himself into a logic pretzel to excuse Riley's conduct.

 

[not william stenchever]

He and the wife locked themselves in a hotel room when taking shroom chocolate

I cannot think of a worse place to trip balls than a hotel room in a foreign country. You are so many layers of separation from any place that has true meaning to you while you cast your ego into tribulation.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You are so many layers of separation from any place that has true meaning to you

But at least he was there with his wife...
... oh.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I don't think they'd be casually online chatting and playing Legos if they were that frosty as to be separated. But more importantly, her top is absolute trash, I hate the way she does her hands over-expressively for the camera, and wtf with those nails.

Spoiler: Memories

I knew a late 30s woman who had a very messy break up with her partner due to her being a hoowa. They tried to patch things up soon after and she dressed exactly like this, the slutty tops and sundresses, the horrific nails, 90s hairstyles. Making out in restaurants like teenagers, that type of shit. Lipstick on a pig to everyone watching that mess, an extremely desperate attempt at trying to look 18 and hot again when you're an easy 5 out of 10 and almost 40. It lasted 2 weeks. Kayla's ringless hand , the nails and slut top arms reminded me of this.
tl:dr Nick is a faggot and should neck. Fuck the both of them for reminding me of this.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

If I ever discovered that my lawyer was doodling the opposing party instead of drafting motions or managing actual legal work, he could be certain he would not remain my counsel for long.

Haha, wouldn't that be grounds for claim of ineffective counsel if the lawyer actually did this?

But he means it's Nick's drawing of his own lawyer. Pentamidine is right saying Nick is scared. If this obvious lie was to be believed that means Nick drew this caricature of his own lawyer and called him Dorkbert while the lawyer is trying to squash the HRO. What a great client. I'm sure it's going to help with the HRO and the bar as well.

In a wholly unsurprising update, noted psycho IRL stalker Riley Mix's gradual northwesterly progression through Eagan, Burnsville, and Minneapolis has soldiered ever onward to the Saint Cloud suburb of Waite Park, now "locking in" to a holding pattern lying in wait within a mere 2.5 miles of his unsuspecting prey:

What is he going to do, look through the window and scream about being unhappy?

 

[StarTrak]

My niggers. Told you he was tripping.

Tripping on LSD was Nick's favourite thing to do for a long time. He missed countless streams because he was tripping, of course he would lie and say mah keeds or some BS.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Tripping on LSD was Nick's favourite thing to do for a long time. He missed countless streams because he was tripping, of course he would lie and say mah keeds or some BS.

I’m sure he would have been great in a crisis should anything have happened. People who get wasted around their kids are beneath contempt.

 

[not william stenchever]

People who get wasted around their kids are beneath contempt.

My parents drank too much while I was growing up and it led to many arguments and misunderstandings but I still love them. I can't imagine how much worse it is for the Rekieta kids. For fuck's sake, Rackets is so sloppy some leathery hag was counting the seconds to his eldest son turning 18.

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

On 12/7 during a members stream, Kurt addresses Nick and his obsessive live steams as of recent. Kurt is responding to a chat that reads as follows:

Kurt Clipped on Nick, Dec 6.mov

Dec 1 came and went. No gloat stream. Aaron's eating an onion on stream after getting banned from YT for hate speech

Poor Nick. The 2 people he obsesses over don't even know he's alive.

prosecutors have told his lawyer that Rekieta can talk about Aaron but not physically approach him

Yet, despite being warned he continues to park next to Aaron when other spaces are available. Do laws apply to Neck, er... Nick? Or are his magic words about approaching his vehicle when Aaron isn't in it is NOT the same as approaching him. I mean, the streets are full of Aaron! I see him everywhere! How can I avoid it?

Not saying the Zooloominaty is real.. but...

Zooloominaty Confirmed.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I hope this post isn’t considered too random or maybe off topic, but has anyone considered that Nick might intend to have Uncivil Law featured at Hackamania? Do a panel dedicating to talking about him?

 

[Vibralldo]

Tripping on LSD was Nick's favourite thing to do for a long time. He missed countless streams because he was tripping, of course he would lie and say mah keeds or some BS.

How often did Nick and Kayla neglect the kids?

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

Okay Ralphamale we'll believe it when it's out.

Will this come before or after the 5000 LOCALS gift?

Both are sure to be best sellers.

 

[AltisticRight]

Tripping on LSD was Nick's favourite thing to do for a long time. He missed countless streams because he was tripping, of course he would lie and say mah keeds or some BS.

Trad dad of five, Christian father, everybody.
Hope he goes on a trip and wraps his shitty car around a tree, with only himself in it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The same state that fined Alex Jones 839 quintillion sextillion because he was a belligerent faggot?
Yeah, I don't think it'll work out the way he thinks it would.

I have been told that he was in a liberal district, and that the rest of Texas is full of based cowboys, FWIW.

Haha, wouldn't that be grounds for claim of ineffective counsel if the lawyer actually did this?

Nick is dumb enough to try this. He has already claimed it in a soft manner by taking issue with how his issues were presented in court and argued after the initial HRO hearing.

But he means it's Nick's drawing of his own lawyer. Pentamidine is right saying Nick is scared. If this obvious lie was to be believed that means Nick drew this caricature of his own lawyer and called him Dorkbert while the lawyer is trying to squash the HRO. What a great client. I'm sure it's going to help with the HRO and the bar as well.

If brought up, Nick will bring up this incident to prove that he did not mean it was Aaron (The obvious conclusion that everyone else drew). He has these 1000 IQ ideas to seed evidence and win easily, similar to how his Texas LLC was supposed to save him from KickVic and Montagraph, and how hos Franks motion was the legal killshot to his criminal case...

Tripping on LSD was Nick's favourite thing to do for a long time. He missed countless streams because he was tripping, of course he would lie and say mah keeds or some BS.

I have not seen evidence of LSD in thr poloce records, but Ketamine I would believe. He himself confessed to canceling shows for drug use.

I hope this post isn’t considered too random or maybe off topic, but has anyone considered that Nick might intend to have Uncivil Law featured at Hackamania? Do a panel dedicating to talking about him?

I hope he does. The Dablleverse already hates him (just less so than Aaron), and he would go over like a lead balloon.

How often did Nick and Kayla neglect the kids?

It would be simpler to count the times they DO NOT neglect them.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

At this point, Riley could break into Aaron's house and beat him, get arrested, cooperate with the cops to show Nick paid him to do it, and the HRO prosecutor would say "hmm... I don't know if this is enough to punish him over..."

But if he were to text someone a tit picture in front of them he'd get tackled and pinned down with a knee while the judge stands over him screaming the maximum sentence.

 

[daffodils]

Tripping on LSD was Nick's favourite thing to do for a long time. He missed countless streams because he was tripping, of course he would lie and say mah keeds or some BS.

LSD effects last a good while past the actual trip. You almost certainly aren't going to get much sleep that day, and you'll still feel slightly buzzy for much of the next.

It also makes you suggestible and tends to amplify whatever thoughts and feelings you may have going in. Given Nick's stoic nature and rational mind, that must have been great.

The saving grace is that it temporarily raises your tolerance to the point where going for another round would just be an underwhelming waste of drugs for at least a week or so. It also makes many people indifferent to alcohol, but I guess Nick is once again the exception from the rule.

I'm surprised he liked it, but at this point it might be easier to list the drugs he doesn't like.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I hope this post isn’t considered too random or maybe off topic, but has anyone considered that Nick might intend to have Uncivil Law featured at Hackamania? Do a panel dedicating to talking about him?

That would probably go over as well as Nick's karaoke session at Diddlecon '25.

You know, the one where he literally cleared the room.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I hope this post isn’t considered too random or maybe off topic, but has anyone considered that Nick might intend to have Uncivil Law featured at Hackamania? Do a panel dedicating to talking about him?

He might have to depending how the HRO goes. Actually higher chance a panel is dedicated to Nick if Aaron is off limits.