💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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  • Ethan Klein

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I'm curious what stipulations, if any, there are so that Kaceytron doesn't inevitably attempt to backtrack on any of this. Even without any stipulations, common sense would dictate you don't contradict a settlement-induced statement any time relatively soon, but she doesn't have common sense.
Sometimes settlements like this include a liquidated damages clause, which means if they violate the agreement, they just get automatically slapped with something like a $10,000 judgment every time they do it. There's no real litigation, you just get automatically slapped with the agreed-upon ass-rape amount.
Alyssa Mercante's main right-asscheek simp Airbagged is NOT HAPPY about Kaceytron apologizing to Ethan Klein.
Suck it teabagged, you lost and it's only going to get worse when Ethan gets around to the reddit mods.
 
Ethan is settling with Kaceytron. She's live right now, but I didn't catch the beginning of her stream, and frankly can't watch, nor would I want to. I assume she's been ordered to provide a full apology, but would need someone else to confirm.

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Edit: Yep, she apologized.

dwitch_vj3u1i8d.mp4

Summary of the apology, courtesy of some dude on LSF:

Kaceytron claims:

  • Takes responsibility for infringing the copyright of the Content nuke - Hasan Piker video.
  • The lawsuit was not frivolus and she only said it was to gether sympathy and retaliate
  • She will not be infringing on copyrighted material going forward.
  • She has not received any financial or other support from Hasan Piker
  • Additionally adds that she found she found his indifference hurtful and disappointing, as well as that he hinted at potentially helping her just for publicity
  • The entire remaining portion of the gofundme campaign will be paid to Ethan & Hila
  • They will not be given to fr0gan or Denims like she previously stated.
  • She will additionally cooperate with the Kleins in their litigation against the h3 snark mods (r/h3snark, r/LeftoversH3, etc)

Kacey further apologizes to:

  • Asmongold for weaponizing the death of his mother
  • The h3 crew for harassing them for working for Ethan & Hila
  • Further adds that AB & Lena have done more to support Palestine than she has.
  • Hila, for making misogynistics attacks against her.

Finally:

  • Kacey acknowledges the rise in anti-semitism in left wing spaces and condemns it.
Kinda sounds like total Jewish victory in this situation.

My main interest here is the whole "Additionally adds that she found she found his indifference hurtful and disappointing, as well as that he hinted at potentially helping her just for publicity" part; because, as we all knew, Hasan only supported this chicks on video for clout and didn't do a thing to actually help them. NOW IT'S ON VIDEO.
 
I care less about his response than I do about the fact I think she doesn't mean a single word and will continue doing whatever, as she has almost always historically done.
You don't get to settle and then just do whatever the fuck you please. It's effectively a court order. It will be enforced. If you sign a settlement agreement and do not live up to it you are going to get ABSOLUTELY FUCKED.

This is especially true if you're up against SuperJew who will not hesitate a second before bringing down the Hebrew Hammer on your head.
 
This is a titanic win on multiple layers.
-Hasan was specifically called out, putting even more pressure on him to support the Blob and Denims.
-When he doesnt give them any help they will probably actually flip on him when they are inevitably also made to take part in Ethan's jewish humiliation ritual. There's no way either of them can press an actual case as they recieved dogwater funding so a settlement is just guaranteed unless he steps in and saves his own reputation by trying to save them(not that his fans would actually care).
-Kaceytron will now give testimony in his other lawsuits as part of this settlement, which also makes the dumb reddit lolsuit more likely to go somewhere.
-Denims and the Blob were probably delusional enough to believe they will win a money contest in court with less than 50k each against a gigajew like Ethan and having Kaceytron(who recieved more funding then both of them) fold like this is most definitely pulling them out of that.
 
To all those complaining about the lack of sincerity in the apology of Kaceytron:

The humiliation was the point! Ethan tells people that if they try to screw him over, they will be left broke and humiliated. I personally do not care about getting any sincere apology from a group of people who do not believe in anything other than "current thing" and violence. They have no sincerity to give in the first place.

Also, Hasan is perfectly fine with others throwing him under the bus and insulting him to get away from a lawsuit because he knows they do not mean it. Whatever Kaceytron, Frogan or Denims say when they lose, they still love him and he knows that. He knows who is on his corner.

Finally, can we see a poll to vote on which orbiter will cave next? It is just Frogan and Denims now.
 
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Even if she tries to fling more shit at Ethan
I'm pretty sure the things she said on video as part of an agreed-upon settlement would count as pretty much unassailable evidence that she violated something or another.
I think even he is aware that Kacey is only doing this because of her feet being held to the fire by the courts and not due to any actual contrition.
This makes the whole thing even better. Those of us who have made even a shallow inquiry into communism know that a huge part of their repressive power was due to the fact that they could tell the population a bold-faced lie that absolutely no one in their right mind would believe, but the population would still be forced to act like they DID believe it, out of fear. In this analogy, Ethan is the Soviet Union and she is being forced to pretend she believes what he dictates to her, or else. He has power over her, her will is broken, it doesn't matter if she doesn't believe a word of what she said because she is still forced to say it and pretend that she does.
 
Ethan is a lolcow for being happy with this obvious script reading. This "apology" is so empty and monotone lol. She isn't actually sorry for shit and is clearly just doing this because of legal reasons. If she didn't slip up on the Asmongold mom part, I could have been convinced that she used AI to fake an insincere apology like this. Ethan being dumb enough to be happy with this kind of proves he deserves an AI generated apology because at least it would attempt to be more "authentic" than this. The only sadder part is that both of them are washed up nobodies in the eyes of most people, from an age of the internet many people have already forgotten about or don't care to remember if they were even around for it.
He probably practically wrote the script you retard, of course he’s happy with it.
 
While Hasan's most truly braindead fans won't care about any of this if Ethan gets all of them to say that his employees have done more for Palestine than they have, a huge portion of the Hasan audience would actually leave them.
 
Ethan is settling with Kaceytron. She's live right now, but I didn't catch the beginning of her stream, and frankly can't watch, nor would I want to. I assume she's been ordered to provide a full apology, but would need someone else to confirm.

d1ef37c372a5fc21cb34f178998e02512bd7ffda3a4fbdb984b6ea826c5c880c[1].mp4

Edit: Yep, she apologized.

dwitch_vj3u1i8d.mp4

Summary of the apology, courtesy of some dude on LSF:

Kaceytron claims:

  • Takes responsibility for infringing the copyright of the Content nuke - Hasan Piker video.
  • The lawsuit was not frivolus and she only said it was to gether sympathy and retaliate
  • She will not be infringing on copyrighted material going forward.
  • She has not received any financial or other support from Hasan Piker
  • Additionally adds that she found she found his indifference hurtful and disappointing, as well as that he hinted at potentially helping her just for publicity
  • The entire remaining portion of the gofundme campaign will be paid to Ethan & Hila
  • They will not be given to fr0gan or Denims like she previously stated.
  • She will additionally cooperate with the Kleins in their litigation against the h3 snark mods (r/h3snark, r/LeftoversH3, etc)

Kacey further apologizes to:

  • Asmongold for weaponizing the death of his mother
  • The h3 crew for harassing them for working for Ethan & Hila
  • Further adds that AB & Lena have done more to support Palestine than she has.
  • Hila, for making misogynistics attacks against her.

Finally:

  • Kacey acknowledges the rise in anti-semitism in left wing spaces and condemns it.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes. It is sad that the lolsuit won't be going through, but this outcome makes the most sense. Now she can go back to the obscurity she belongs to. Good riddance
 
Ethan is settling with Kaceytron. She's live right now, but I didn't catch the beginning of her stream, and frankly can't watch, nor would I want to. I assume she's been ordered to provide a full apology, but would need someone else to confirm.

d1ef37c372a5fc21cb34f178998e02512bd7ffda3a4fbdb984b6ea826c5c880c[1].mp4

Edit: Yep, she apologized.

dwitch_vj3u1i8d.mp4

Summary of the apology, courtesy of some dude on LSF:

Kaceytron claims:

  • Takes responsibility for infringing the copyright of the Content nuke - Hasan Piker video.
  • The lawsuit was not frivolus and she only said it was to gether sympathy and retaliate
  • She will not be infringing on copyrighted material going forward.
  • She has not received any financial or other support from Hasan Piker
  • Additionally adds that she found she found his indifference hurtful and disappointing, as well as that he hinted at potentially helping her just for publicity
  • The entire remaining portion of the gofundme campaign will be paid to Ethan & Hila
  • They will not be given to fr0gan or Denims like she previously stated.
  • She will additionally cooperate with the Kleins in their litigation against the h3 snark mods (r/h3snark, r/LeftoversH3, etc)

Kacey further apologizes to:

  • Asmongold for weaponizing the death of his mother
  • The h3 crew for harassing them for working for Ethan & Hila
  • Further adds that AB & Lena have done more to support Palestine than she has.
  • Hila, for making misogynistics attacks against her.

Finally:

  • Kacey acknowledges the rise in anti-semitism in left wing spaces and condemns it.
Every one of Hasan's ballwashers attempts at taking down Ethan:
 
Ethan is settling with Kaceytron. She's live right now, but I didn't catch the beginning of her stream, and frankly can't watch, nor would I want to. I assume she's been ordered to provide a full apology, but would need someone else to confirm.

d1ef37c372a5fc21cb34f178998e02512bd7ffda3a4fbdb984b6ea826c5c880c[1].mp4

Edit: Yep, she apologized.

dwitch_vj3u1i8d.mp4

Summary of the apology, courtesy of some dude on LSF:

Kaceytron claims:

  • Takes responsibility for infringing the copyright of the Content nuke - Hasan Piker video.
  • The lawsuit was not frivolus and she only said it was to gether sympathy and retaliate
  • She will not be infringing on copyrighted material going forward.
  • She has not received any financial or other support from Hasan Piker
  • Additionally adds that she found she found his indifference hurtful and disappointing, as well as that he hinted at potentially helping her just for publicity
  • The entire remaining portion of the gofundme campaign will be paid to Ethan & Hila
  • They will not be given to fr0gan or Denims like she previously stated.
  • She will additionally cooperate with the Kleins in their litigation against the h3 snark mods (r/h3snark, r/LeftoversH3, etc)

Kacey further apologizes to:

  • Asmongold for weaponizing the death of his mother
  • The h3 crew for harassing them for working for Ethan & Hila
  • Further adds that AB & Lena have done more to support Palestine than she has.
  • Hila, for making misogynistics attacks against her.

Finally:

  • Kacey acknowledges the rise in anti-semitism in left wing spaces and condemns it.
TOTAL KLEIN VICTORY
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This is fucking comedy gold. She sounds like she's some Hamas paratrooper being interrogated as gunpoint by MOSSAD the day after Oct 7th.

I do hope that Frogan and Denims fight it out till the end like the morons they are, though. Can't have them all quit and grovel. Only after enough sustained legal asskicking should they be forced into recording themselves reading apologies written by Ethan Klein.
Kacey acknowledges the rise in anti-semitism in left wing spaces and condemns it.
This shit 100% hurt her to say, Frogan, Denims, Hasan, MikeFromPA and the rest of the online left hate Jews more than most white nationalist grifters do, uttering even a single positive thing about the most evil Jews to ever exist (i.e. Ethan Klein and Hila Klein, not Netanyahu or any other person who's actually directly responsible for the state of Gaza post 10/7/23) is definitely gonna catch her some shit in the groupchat.
 
I was disappointed to see they settled and that she will not be sent to the streets, but seeing her grovel was pretty entertaining.
The comment about Hasan was great. Of course the roach they pled allegiance to wouldn't lift a finger to save them, it's the exact same as Idubbbz. he is so obviously repulsed by his sycophants.
I mean, I know she didn't mean a word of it, but she still literally had to say it, so it's still somewhat satisfying.
 
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