DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[InspiredReviewBrah]

almost $500... is it just because this is a "marathon"? are we keeping track of who the fuck is still sending this pigroach so much money? is it the same Asmondents, or a bunch of different ones? or is there reasonable suspicion that they're socks of the usual whales? i'd keep track but im getting a headache every five minutes i listen to him loop about money and detractors. i just cant fathom how any of these new people could still be watching after like five days of this lunacy, i feel like it has to be Ryan or a bunch of complete newcomers who just discovered him through Asmon's video.

It's currently at just over $600, which is ~$150/hour, and roughly at "Ryan whaling out on a normal stream" levels of support. So I'd say a solid 75% of his support is from his actual dents/weens, and the remainder is on Asmongold fans. You also gotta remember that he gets like 75% or more of all of his money during the first like 2-3 hours of his marathon, then has a bunch of time where he only gets maybe $100-200 total, and then he sometimes gets whaled out super hard during the end.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Phil mentioned getting a 360hz monitor. Prepare for years of smug "you're only seeing 60 fps but I'm seeing 360" brags.

360hz is just way too much for anything... Even if you have the best PC on the market most new games barely run at 60fps in 4k...

BTW what are the chances he even fails to set it up correctly and had his screen locked at 60 ?

his whole life has been one big loop really.

He's at what ? 3 resurgences, it's crazy how he manages to always come back to level 1

 

[Elite Kipchak]

what the fuck does this mean and why is everyone saying it all of a sudden?

my only guess is it must be some sort of nigger slang. like how everyone started saying crash out a year or so ago.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

my only guess is it must be some sort of nigger slang. like how everyone started saying crash out a year or so ago.

and "glaze"

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

almost $500... is it just because this is a "marathon"? are we keeping track of who the fuck is still sending this pigroach so much money? is it the same Asmondents, or a bunch of different ones? or is there reasonable suspicion that they're socks of the usual whales? i'd keep track but im getting a headache every five minutes i listen to him loop about money and detractors. i just cant fathom how any of these new people could still be watching after like five days of this lunacy, i feel like it has to be Ryan or a bunch of complete newcomers who just discovered him through Asmon's video.

Tbh i wouldn't put it past ICS being a degenerate dented mong loser doing all of this. This is the type of sad fucker that sits all day in front of a computer and whose entire existence is being chronically online. It is within reason this faggot would create sock accounts to chat in other places or leave em sitting for months on end to make them look real when flushes down money. We all have seen the patterns of actual chatters vs sock accounts and this recent arc screams "GAY" in full force. Asmon viewers are very different from the typical dsp dent.

 

[ackack99]

Phil just admitted when his roommates had friends over, he wouldnt leave his room because he didnt want to "interrupt" their get together, so he would piss in bottles and dump them in the morning. the fact this man is so despised yet still shamelessly tells stories like this is insane. zero self awareness whatsoever about how much of a weird hermit that makes him look like. i guess he really is the white LTG.

 

[Iron Hamster]

what the fuck does this mean and why is everyone saying it all of a sudden?

It's the new 'crashing out' I guess but it gave us this gem from Gamer Face Gaming:

Phil just admitted when his roommates had friends over, he wouldnt leave his room because he didnt want to "interrupt" their get together, so he would piss in bottles and dump them in the morning. the fact this man is so despised yet still shamelessly tells stories like this is insane. zero self awareness whatsoever about how much of a weird hermit that makes him look like. i guess he really is the white LTG.

If he just said he stayed in the room because none of them liked him, it would be more believable.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Tevin has talked about Phil “looping” for years and I’ve heard others say it too. He talks in circles like an infinite loop. It’s not complicated.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

what the fuck does this mean and why is everyone saying it all of a sudden?

It just means someone looks like they might move on from a topic but they keep going back to it. It's a common way of describing drunk or drugged out people too coincidentally (provided they keep going back to the same topic).

No idea why it's getting used so much suddenly but it does describe Phil perfectly well.

my only guess is it must be some sort of nigger slang. like how everyone started saying crash out a year or so ago.

I first heard it around 18 months ago. Destiny used it to describe how one of the BPD ladies he’d fooled around with talked about their interactions. It’s decently descriptive of people who verbally ruminate, behavior that streaming fosters.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He's really weird with his focus on playing everything with a controller, both megabonk and arc raiders are games with an interface made for PC.

It's crazy how that choice manages to constantly fuck his gameplay.

By the way the way he plays Megabonk really shows his gacha addict brain, he goes for the shiny objects with high rarity rather than focusing on a specific build or upping a stat

 

[Love Is Blue]

No idea why it's getting used so much suddenly but it does describe Phil perfectly well.

It is what it is toobz

 

[shekelshoah666]

He's really weird with his focus on playing everything with a controller, both megabonk and arc raiders are games with an interface made for PC.

It's crazy how that choice manages to constantly fuck his gameplay.

By the way the way he plays Megabonk really shows his gacha addict brain, he goes for the shiny objects with high rarity rather than focusing on a specific build or upping a stat

It is weird because he forces himself to play CoD with mouse + KB when he clearly isn't comfortable with them and refuses to remap stuff but a game designed for mouse + KB he picks up the gamepad it's almost like he just does it on purpose to have an excuse.

The megabonk stuff was funny I watched legit 1 minute and he was clicking the shiniest power up instantly not reading a single thing.

 

[Power Glove]

He's really weird with his focus on playing everything with a controller

He really does have these weird hyper-fixations on things. Most of the times he shoots himself in the foot with them, yet stubbornly clings on to them regardless the struggle or outcome. Signs of The Tism, I guess.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

It just means someone looks like they might move on from a topic but they keep going back to it. It's a common way of describing drunk or drugged out people too coincidentally (provided they keep going back to the same topic).

No idea why it's getting used so much suddenly but it does describe Phil perfectly well.

It's an expression used primarily to describe the sometimes multi-hour drunken mumbling sessions Josh "KingCobraJFS" Saunders(RIP doodt) would go on for after he whacked his brain to bits with computer duster. The full expression is thought loop, and is best exemplified through his video "KFC Food review", where Josh said the word "Double Down" over a hundred times.
There's a surprising amount of overlap between the Phil and Cobes circles, as both are/were delusional alcoholic e-beggars.

 

[Digger10]

He's really weird with his focus on playing everything with a controller, both megabonk and arc raiders are games with an interface made for PC.

Maybe a keyboard has too many buttons for his brain to handle. Or maybe he always hits the wrong keys because of his terrible hand-eye coordination.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He somehow managed to pull out what I would only describe as pig feed. Apparently Khet "made" that.

Do note how he autistically separated each ingredient from each other and how the cramberry sauce just sits bit itself on the side of the second plate.

Of course he ended up eating the sauce alone.

Spoiler: WARNING, EXTREMELY GROSS SLOP

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Buying 'high grade' peripherals and a 360hz monitor as wide as Khet will surely improve his performance at shooters.

Unironically changing monitors will, thats the funny part. And if it doesn't we'll be able to criticize him for that.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Phil just admitted when his roommates had friends over, he wouldnt leave his room because he didnt want to "interrupt" their get together, so he would piss in bottles and dump them in the morning. the fact this man is so despised yet still shamelessly tells stories like this is insane. zero self awareness whatsoever about how much of a weird hermit that makes him look like. i guess he really is the white LTG.

This is the only Phil story involving his roommates he's told that I actually believe happened. Phil cowering alone in his room putting his little piggly wiggly into a coke bottle is something I could totally see happening.

 

[neger psykolog]

It's an expression used primarily to describe the sometimes multi-hour drunken mumbling sessions Josh "KingCobraJFS" Saunders(RIP doodt) would go on for after he whacked his brain to bits with computer duster. The full expression is thought loop, and is best exemplified through his video "KFC Food review", where Josh said the word "Double Down" over a hundred times.
There's a surprising amount of overlap between the Phil and Cobes circles, as both are/were delusional alcoholic e-beggars.

You're lucky that's how you learned of it. That's actually somewhat of a wholesome learning of the term.

I learned it a few years back when I went with some friends and we took acid (I can't remember if I did on this occasion) and there was this really annoying bitch with us who wouldn't shut up. Imaging hearing "hahaha she's looping again!" for like 8 hours straight.

And no. Before you ask, it wasn't very penultimate. In fact it wasn't penultimate at all.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I open the stream and he is looking at a $200 Razer gamepad never change King! Buy 2 just in case!

Dents sent him websites telling him input latency for him to compare the options with lmao this is so fucking dented dude. You have to be severely mentally ill to spend $200 on a fucking Razer gamepad.