💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[daffodils]

If a man takes five dollars from other people so they can call his wife a whore - doesn't that make her one by this fact alone?

It's more like this:

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

I wasn’t aware there’s an 18 month statute of limitations on making fun of someone for being a felon, a drug addict and a cuck married to a whore who got fucked by Steeltoe. Guess I learned something about Minnesota law.

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[RaptInPlastic]

I wasn’t aware there’s an 18 month statute of limitations on making fun of someone for being a felon, a drug addict and a cuck married to a whore who got fucked by Steeltoe. Guess I learned something about Minnesota law.

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Rekieta's still stuck in 18 months ago and is heartbroken over losing April, and seems equally heartbroken to be stuck in his loveless relationship with Kayla the gold digging whore. And best of all he is not just mentally and emotionally stuck he is serving a physical life sentence trapped with his intrusive thoughts, his dysgenic dying body, his cartoon voice and his friendless lonely existence of venomous hatred.
Good job, faggot. Do a flip Rekieta.

 

[woodedbag]

ethan ralph is the kind of guy who will energetically sweep your active child abuse so long as you dont talk to the guy who talked to a cartoon shaped woman ralph knew for three days. god bless him

 

[Nova902]

Nick is obviously going to do drugs again. So what are the odds he overdoses because he hits the same size lines he was use to doing with no tolerance built up after 5 years off it?

 

[woodedbag]

Nick is obviously going to do drugs again. So what are the odds he overdoses because he hits the same size lines he was use to doing with no tolerance built up after 5 years off it?

not that good if its just coke. you kind of just know the feeling of the zone you wanna be in and it gets you there almost instantly, and then you just keep chasing that level back up every twenty minutes or so, so its pretty hard to OD on coke imo (if its cut with something like fent that obviously changes everything)

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I wasn’t aware there’s an 18 month statute of limitations on making fun of someone for being a felon, a drug addict and a cuck married to a whore who got fucked by Steeltoe. Guess I learned something about Minnesota law.

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"I can't imagine being so stuck in 18 months ago."

He definitely can imagine that. The dude has been relitigating the facts from 18 months ago every day he appears online.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

“I had to put my car away for the winter” is his excuse for being late

Did he ever fix the panel damage?

I am guessing not. He has all those late-night children activities he has to drive a million hours for them.

Cucks fear Kurt's absolute moral clarity. I don't like Kurt but he has produced absolute certain ethical and moral judgments and stood by them. And unlike for example Sean he is not equivocal or qualifying what he says he just up and says it.
Plus the killshots like "drug addicted cuck" "picking up trash" "you can't shake the whore tree and have a wife fall out" and so on.

Autism black-and-white morality has a rare W here. Once convinced, you will never be moved.

Because Rekieta gets to say to anyone suggesting that his Kurt rants are too much, "Kurt attacked my wife who had only been nice to him". If Kurt had not attacked Qayla, I think Rekieta couldn't have kept up the Kurt coverage to the same extent and would have dropped it after a few more months.

Now, Rekieta is never going to drop it and I don't think Kurt has the constitution to handle it, despite the brave face he tries to put on.

Kurt is in a different situation to various anons on the net, we don't care about anything Rekieta could say about us and for the most part he is saying nothing, Kurt has low self esteem and plenty of weak spots to attack.

My prediction is that Kurt will melt down over being attacked by Rekieta in the next few months.

Nick was not going to let up on Kurt in any shape form or fashion. 70% or more of his content is derision of Kurt.

Nick has now officially stopped reading chats from detractors. Nick has also said if you talk about his wife or kids you're banned.

Now people will send them on shows he guests for, and/or cleverly word them so he reads them without knowing context.

I wish he would get hit with a bunch of chargebacks b/c of it like Coomelot. That would be funny.

Fraud is not funny nor something to be applauded.

 

[AltisticRight]

Specifically teasing "backroom deals" that Nick told Ralph about which is intriguing

You mean backdoor deals?

 

[daniel day]

One comment about 17 year olds once in a state where that's legally the age of consent anyways?

The conversation itself is acidic but for some reason slapping an anime filter over those kids you're attracted to and theres an entire community of people thatll go after you for shit talking their dokidoki-chan.

Anime niggers are lost. All of them. There is no good anime. Nick rekieta is your average anime watcher over the age of 16. If you're a man and you're watching anime you're either brown and watch exclusively dragon ball or you're a fucking freak and should be put down and shot.

 

[not william stenchever]

April said he would routinely fail to perform sexually, claiming his "heat allergy" caused him suddenly to stop having sex, probably because he is a homosexual who is intrinsically not attracted to females.

I could easily see Kurt do this.
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Baby, you've got a stew going.

This comparison is made better by Carl Weathers existing on a completely different plane from Tobias and hardly notices him while doing his own thing.

My favorite part about this timeline is that basically everything that's been happening was predicted by our alogging ancestors. So long ago everyone predicted that nick/dick would regret associating with ralph and here we are.

"I asked the trees why anyone thought that associating with Ralph was a good idea, but the trees do not remember. Then I asked the stones, but the stones, they do not remember."

 

[Folgers Can]

In a new Stallyn19 clip, ...Ralph played bits of a recording of DaggerPussay talkin smack about Rackets. I think it’s a preview of what’s to come if Nick doesn’t pull up

Stallyn19 was also quick on the draw this morning with Nick's desperate, terrified, flailing response:

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So now apparently Nick isn't threatening to snitch at all, and is instead pinning all his hopes on border patrol going out of its way during some unspecific future trip to search Ralph's entire phone for shit that's totally irrelevant to whatever Ralph is threatening to report with an affidavit's attached printed screenshots that don't even need forensic examination of his phone to constitute admissible evidence in the first instance? Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if that pays off for him...

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WTuvZZPCKvY[Archive]

So weird how Nick talks like an expert on applying foundation. What reason would he have to wear foundation?

I mean yeah but also he talks like he's an expert on everything while knowing fucking nothing so I guess I can't read too much into that.

Also now he's rewritten his version of history again and said he didn't hide his drug usage very well. So his kids were just too dumb to see it? Nick Nick Nick. You shouldn't talk about your own family that way.

 

[dustnight]

Nick has now officially stopped reading chats from detractors. Nick has also said if you talk about his wife or kids you're banned.

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[Adamsagaybug]

Stallyn19 was also quick on the draw this morning with Nick's desperate, terrified, flailing response:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WTuvZZPCKvY[Archive]

So now apparently Nick isn't threatening to snitch at all, and is instead pinning all his hopes on border patrol going out of its way during some unspecific future trip to search Ralph's entire phone for shit that's totally irrelevant to whatever Ralph is threatening to report with an affidavit's attached printed screenshots that don't even need forensic examination of his phone to constitute admissible evidence in the first instance? Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if that pays off for him...

Does Nick not realize that Ralph's phone is lost or stolen every couple of months. I get that there's usually cloud storage but can a destitute swine afford that?

 

[Vibralldo]

As much as I'd love for Ralph's ebidence to sink Rackets, there are approx. 1000 ways his lawyer could argue that Ralph is an unreliable witness, not to mention Ralph already pissed them off enough to seek a warrant for his arrest not all that long ago. And if this all comes from something Daggerpussy told Ralph, surely she's the one the courts would want to hear from, not the pilled out ragepig she told about it?

All these hypotheticals are moot anyway, Minnesota doesn't care. As far as they're concerned, Rackets isn't their problem anymore.

There's a 0% chance that Ralph can get Nick arrested

There's a 50% chance whatever Ralph has is funny

Those odds make it worth Ralph releasing everything

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Nick's desperate, terrified, flailing response

I so hope Ralph releases it all. Nick is terrified. Nick keeps repeating "I did not admit to federal crimes... on our... messages...". There is so many crimes that don't necessary rise to federal crime but still are crimes.
Sounds like Ralph has some really juicy stuff on Nick.

 

[Vibralldo]

You mean backdoor deals?

Backdoor, front door, Nick uses all his doors

 

[not william stenchever]

Sounds like Ralph has some really juicy stuff on Nick.

You never know what will happen on the keelstream, bish.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

not that good if its just coke. you kind of just know the feeling of the zone you wanna be in and it gets you there almost instantly, and then you just keep chasing that level back up every twenty minutes or so, so its pretty hard to OD on coke imo (if its cut with something like fent that obviously changes everything)

Most likely he keeps destroying his brain just enough to stay in lolcow Goldilocks zone.