The Julays 2025 Pre-Show Discussion - Because I'm so over recency bias messing with who gets nominated

[NaggotFigger]

Now, because of the Vinluv fad, I thought I'd be providing the idea of his potential placeholder. Vinluv can look both sides even, since he's both a sexual deviant, and an OPSec failure at that. Alongside with Bryan, we should add in Joe Winko in the In Memoriam section with Cobes, since Bryan is the nigger that endorsed Winko to kill himself in the first place.

I also recommend adding Shane Nokes (the butter knife rape victim that's ten times tougher than Fatrick is) and Snackie Jackie as side characters, as they were tertiary antagonists within the FATrick orbit and were funny individually and syncs well with Fatrick to a T.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Vinluv retard for opsec?

 

[neger psykolog]

This didn’t cross my mind until now. Clint absolutely deserves a Best Side Character nomination. Great idea.

• I nominate Clint (king cobra's dad) for some kind of an award that expresses how great of a father her was. I feel like this deserves an honorary mention and shouldn't even be voted on. Something like "Genuine Internet Lumberjack/family member"
• I nominate Joe Winko for some kind of an award also - although he wasn't a prolific k-farmer and passed under the radar his death was extremely sad and he also notably expressed that k-farms members are definitely "not gay" and gave one of the most accurate impressions of us. He wanted people to remember him after his death so I kind of feel like he deserves some sort of honorary award.

 

[Chimplord1997]

For the opsec fail award I nominate IKOL

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I'm voting Jason T. Hall not because he deserves lolcow of the year, but because he is ideologically and biologically tied to corporate.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'm voting Jason T. Hall not because he deserves lolcow of the year, but because he is ideologically and biologically tied to corporate.

I think he deserves it, and people who say otherwise forget how much shit he did this year


He was mentioned in community happenings dozens of times, was FEATURED several times, front page full on featured around the time of SKG, made null drop x ad credits to fight him, got shit on by THE ENTIRE INTERNET, and hes lost 250k followers since skg. He also was 6th fastest (iirc) cow to reach 1k pages, mass majority of them this very year

I think hes WELL AND EARNED lolcow of the year for sure, and nobody else really got close.

EDIT :
any chance we could nominate ROBLOX for something, maybe lolcow herd, or some other thing?

They have done extensive bullshit, and were just featured AGAIN today

 

[Crypt Kicker]

It's gotta be Anisa and iDubbbz.
They deserve some kind of win after a series of nothing but losses for years, and more years to come.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

I think he deserves it, and people who say otherwise forget how much shit he did this year

I'm biased, he's my obvious favorite, and I'll vote for him guaranteed, but I don't have high hopes he'll win with some of the old guard putting down strong performances. I don't think his planned ferret giga-compound will really bear milk until next year, but there's enough room for him to feel slighted by something.
Maybe if the Jasonheads are really good this year, we'll be rewarded by him catching wind of the swatting document @blargenheimer got and it'll trigger a spectacular spergout that'll let him clinch it.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

old guard putting down strong performances

DID they though?

I have no doubt about fans of bossman jack and stuff but....Jason was able to become a NORMIE level lolcow. Outside chrischan and MAYBE one or 2 others, that doesn't fucking happen.

I know others DID DO stuff, but if you really look at the magnitude of shit, It can't compare at all IMO. How often is cow front page mentioned for damn near a FULL MONTH in a full on campaign against their BS promoted by null? I'm sure its happened, but thats uncommon. very uncommon

and thats why I'm dying on that hill that he deserves it.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

I'm dying on that hill that he deserves it.

I agree, I think Jason burned twice as fast but 10 times as bright and the SKG comeback was a beautiful event where the entire internet from the most racist chuds to the most wholesome normies held hands in unison to bully the utterly unlikable vile enemy and potentially change the trajectory of a whole industry- however, that happening so fast in just a few middle-of-the-year months doesn't lend itself well to an end-of-the-year award without some sort of reminder, especially against the Jomhas where they had a similar big 2025 event where they botched their third charity fraud-adjacent event in a row and Anisa's husband is going out of his way to publically humiliate himself on the daily which then gets multiplied by the sheer amount of slop channels covering him, keeping him fresh in everyone's mind.

I think it's an uphill battle, but I will still argue for him where I can. He does deserve it, and I would absolutely love a two-year run with SKG followed by the construction and collapse of the largest ferret "sanctuary" in the US.

 

[PurpleEater]

For Best Lolcow Herd I nominate the Rowling Derangement Syndrome thread. It's subjects have just been knocking it out of the park this year.

For Best Put to Pasture Lolcow I nominate Joe Winko for going out in a horrible livestream.

For Breaker of Scales, Kelly Lenza who came back from the dead as a total horrorcow, and the Plus Size Park Hoppers as documented in the Fat Acceptance thread by @PurpleEater.

For Best Female Lolcow, Bex Gerber for her divorce arc and Minecraft baby.

Thank you, I do it for all of you

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

Can we just replace Anisa with Ian? Ian has become the bigger lolcow than Anisa in my opinion.

Here's my Media Nominations:
1.) Content Cop - H3
2.) Cyraxx Court livestream
3.) The Pirate Software "I worked for Blizzard" montage, If it has to be made by the lolcow, then DSP's Kino Casino livestream
4.) MAYBE Jobst's "I Lost" video

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Can we just replace Anisa with Ian? Ian has become the bigger lolcow than Anisa in my opinion.

I think it's fine because Ian has basically let Anisa take over all of his life that he's basically doing what Anisa is telling him to do.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

I think it's fine because Ian has basically let Anisa take over all of his life that he's basically doing what Anisa is telling him to do.

Fair point

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Could fraulin troonjack count for put out to pasture? its a very edge case, he TECHNICALLY died in december of 2024 IIRC, but was discovered in april of 2025 IIRC. TLDR was a pedo who admitted raping his younger brother and yeeted himself off a dam later.

 

[Spectate]

I disagree with the Vinluv nominations simply because that nigger has been doxed for a while iirc.

Nominating Pedro / @redlenses2112 for OpSec fail.

 

[dcss]

I disagree with the Vinluv nominations simply because that nigger has been doxed for a while iirc.

Nominating Pedro / @redlenses2112 for OpSec fail.

I second this!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Could fraulin troonjack count for put out to pasture? its a very edge case, he TECHNICALLY died in december of 2024 IIRC, but was discovered in april of 2025 IIRC. TLDR was a pedo who admitted raping his younger brother and yeeted himself off a dam later.

I think we can nominate him. He's not going to win but he can at least be nominated, right?

 

[Drama Trauma]

Can this bridge nominated for something? It already claimed three trannies in a span of 6 months:

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I disagree with the Vinluv nominations simply because that nigger has been doxed for a while iirc.

I don't think Vinluv meets the criteria for OPsec fail because he was doxed years back. He just got a thread this year, so if you want to nominate him for biggest deviant or fresh meat, that probably makes more sense.

Nominating Pedro / @redlenses2112 for OpSec fail.

This however, definitely.