🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[brooky]

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I hope she doesn't lose balance and hit the window.

 

[janeir0]

The new "i don't have my shit together" video feels like a lead in to a sponsorship. Is there some kind of cleaning/organizing company going around influencer circles?

Maybe I'm too ALR-pilled, because my initial thought was this was an apology/explanation video to John for being a piece of shit and skipping his wedding. ALR always does that, gets into some big fight with her girlfriend and then indirectly responds via video like "SEE I'm cleaning and making dinner, I can work on myself and get my act together! Don't leave me!"

 

[Even more 8008135]

my initial thought was this was an apology/explanation video

Anna doesn't apologize.

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

“When I’m not hungry”
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This is the fattest thing I’ve seen in a while- mixing coffee creamer (which is mostly palm oil and other processed shit) into a protein shake.

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She cleaned her desk corner. Time for a victory dance:
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The size of that fucking shoe
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That drink abomination is some Alexandra Rodriguez bullshit, the Instagram fat fit model wannabe 'diet/protein' food. Just a poorly disguised sugar addiction.

The new "i don't have my shit together" video feels like a lead in to a sponsorship. Is there some kind of cleaning/organizing company going around influencer circles?

Why do she and other fatties think they have to force themselves to eat when they're not hungry? If you're not hungry then don't fucking eat. I thought they all listen to their bahdies, well your body is telling you it doesn't want any more fucking food so stop cramming it in when it clearly doesn't want it. Just mind boggling.

Oooo what if it's Vyvanse? She can pretend she's not trying to lose weight with medication again because that's just an unfortunate side effect of ADHD medications, doncha know. She just needs weight- I mean, focus control, and Vyvanse is the right one for her!

 

[PigFarm]

That overwhelmed feeling you have about your mess and your life, anna? That's the result of focusing on quick dopamine hits instead of actually doing anything productive and letting the more important things build up in the background

 

[chilly like a villy]

Why do she and other fatties think they have to force themselves to eat when they're not hungry?

Because eating is a major (if not the only) coping strategy for them and they still experience emotions when not hungry.

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

I think she's spiraling because Jon isn't there to take care of her and she literally has no one else to talk to so she's just talking into her phone like it's another human being. She is like a little kid who doesn't know how to handle being bored. Adults figure it out. Little kids (and Anna) bug the shit out of other people to entertain them or pull the "look what I can do!" Stewart maneuver, but since she doesn't have any real-life friends she just posts video after video to the internet about her cleaning progress. I mean, the more I think about it, the more pathetic it gets. What a sad, empty life for someone with that much money.

 

[head lamb]

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The feet doing absolutely fuck all.

200g minimum protein sounds excessive, even for the Viking Piss-pig. Is she going to fuck her kidneys up? I'm sure she's already fucked up the plumbing in her apartment.

 

[OttoWest]

The feet doing absolutely fuck all.

A Tale of Two Dances:

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[ghjoigcbn]

Maids wont clean your place if it looks like that. They are there to scrub and mop not deal with your clutter. A professional organizer is a possibility.

The black outfit “expectation” outfit looks exponentially cuter than any of her gym fits. I dont think people expect that because she os fat, it’s because that is normal gym attire not skirts and neon colors. But obviously people only side eye her ridiculous outfits because she is fat. When is the last time you saw a skinny girl at the gym wearing a neckerchief

ETA - just realized she was celebrating cleaning that tiny area and there is still a bunch of crap on the floor In the shot. At least kick it out if view for social media. FFS

 

[beautiful person]

A Tale of Two Dances:
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It's like post-2008 Britney Spears.

 

[Jizzrag]

Anna doesn't apologize.

If anything, it was a fuck you to Jon. She said she had to skip his wedding because she was oh so sick, and then she uploads tons of fashion/dancing videos.
But I think it’s because she has some sort of breakdown.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

I, too, was fascinated by the giant fat shoe, so I took a random screenshot and I was treated to this:

(You have already seen the shoe but it’s so funny, look at it again)


All that crap and nothing is in the waste bin:


And what’s happening here on her thigh?

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

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(Candidly) revealing her rat's nest / depression den. Paying 7k a month for that apartment and she trashes it

HEY ANNA, MAYBE YOUR NEW “CHANGE” SHOULD BE TO GO TO REHAB FOR YOUR EXTREMELY OBVIOUS ALCOHOLISM?!

Her alcoholic shakey hands and dishevelled appearance is not a good look (and very sad).

Is it just me or does Anna seem more unhinged (than usual) in that dancing video?Lol I don’t think she is ok

 

[Barbarella]

That shoe-wow. I thought she left a cereal bowl on the floor. Worse, we’ve seen her wear those shoes and her feet spill out of them.

Anna is not ok. But this is nothing new. She always does terrible dances and lets her fat fly free while planting her feet in one place, with 3 day bedhead hair, pizza face at 40, and PJs she’s worn for a week. (I’ll leave the smells to Constellation zero.)

This is not missing Jon, this is her normal life. She’s actually probably happy he’s gone for a few days so she can eat a bakers dozen of donuts without offering any. (Or hiding them)

 

[Narwhal]

Speaking of nails, has she ever shown herself at a nail salon? She obviously doesn't do it herself, we've seen how severe her hand tremors are so she has to get them done by somebody else. I need some autist to figure out how truly big she is based on the chair like you guys did with the hair salon one.

I mean, not that we need to have any confirmation, we have eyes, but still it's always fun.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

she has to get them done by somebody else.

She uses press-ons.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Trying to weed out things already posted.

Anna's ass engulfs a chair for fat butts that Corissa fits in.

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[HamFan]

Why can't she go to the gym if she can make dance videos and do big organization projects? Whatever.

RE: Her hand tremors. I think this has been touched on briefly at some point, but, do you ever wonder if they might be caused by her copious caffeine consumption? I don't doubt she abuses alcohol, but maybe not to the point of DT tremors. We do, however, always see her with a Starbucks, Alani, or Mt Dew in hand... Just throwing that out there.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Ooooo, fitness challenge?

One proper squat.
One full deadlift from the floor without wagon wheels to a proper lock out.
Five walking lunges without support, to full depth.

Now for the completely and utterly unrealistic one that would send me over the fucking moon -

Complete a metric century bicycle ride over the course of one 24 hour day. I'll be nice and not even require any hills. Bwahahahahah.