💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Dead Lion]

AnOmnimus coming in clutch saving me from a double post. I recommend you watch these they are short and very funny

3:30

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You gotta love how he clearly just learned those words seconds ago.

also cum rag spotted at 2:36


NNN status: failed
Code red, the cube has been scrambled. I repeat: code red the cube has been scrambled

0:41

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[22 Rimfire]

Alex, it's a Pedo Minx, specifically designed to fox low-iq kiddie lusting pseuds like yourself.

He's just gonna post a video later of a solved one. Which will either be solved from online guides, a second brand new one still unscrambled, or a video taken prior to scrambling (please do this, it would be so funny). Unless he posts an uncut video of him solving it there's zero chance this dumbo can actually work it out.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

AnOmnimus coming in clutch saving me from a double post. I recommend you watch these they are short and very funny

Ruben Sim Sucks At Life. [L6xLShkZsTk].mp4
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You gotta love how he clearly just learned those words seconds ago.

also cum rag spotted at 2:36

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NNN status: failed
Code red, the cube has been scrambled. I repeat: code red the cube has been scrambled

Ya'll ain't prepared for this. [KpLrXTNpILE].mp4
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These things should come with a self-scrambling button, or be pre-randomized at the factory to make sure that people aren't cheating. You can clearly see patches that are the same color still. If it was truly random, you should see different colors with none touching that are the same.

 

[Dead Lion]

0:36

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Looks like he's going to post updates. I found a tutorial on youtube on how to solve this thing and it's 8 hours long

Do a livestream Alex, press the plus icon in the youtube app and prop the phone up on something.

 

[dick brain]

If it was truly random, you should see different colors with none touching that are the same.

Like on Netflix.

 

[Dead Lion]

2:03

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Nobody has yet made a pedominx joke Alex it's pretty much just you and me. Remember, the only person who cares about you is a sleep deprived pole who thinks you are funny.

 

[Tango Moon Star]

Petaminx Progress 2 [rI3NZmk07ds].mp4
YouTube

Nobody has yet made a pedominx joke Alex it's pretty much just you and me. Remember, the only person who cares about you is a sleep deprived pole who thinks you are funny.

This nigga is so stupid he’ll probably get distracted watching YouTube shorts and soaking cum rags before he finishes this thing G Dang idiot

 

[Mouse Cop]

Alex has found a cube

Overwhelmingly little amount of people know how to giant Rubik's Cube. [YcafUIb2mJI].mp4
Youtube

I love how this thing is still in its box brand new. Chances are despite his claims he has not solved it.

I've actually done one of these before. It comes with step-by-step instructions for how to solve it. It's still not exactly easy even withe the instructions, but still, solving it doesn't make you a genius. At best it means you're good at following directions.

 

[GaryGray]

Unless he broadcasts it live there is no way to know that he didn't plug it into a solver and is following those steps. Go live or it doesn't count.
This guy did it in 28 minutes. You couldn't even finish the middle of one side in that time.

 

[Dead Lion]

1:57

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Friendship ended with , now is my best friend

Edit:

Back to blackscreen villain rants. No livestream because he does not want to show his face and it will take him ten hours anyway. Kinda funny i guess, 6/10 cat left bed I'm going to sleep.

6:36

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[Cat tit bingo]

Rubix cubes and other twisty puzzles are only impressive to the dumbest of mid wits, it's just applying algorithms over and over. A bigger one just takes more patience, so if you got the tism to solve you at least got some dedication. There's a reason people are hyper focused to speed solving, all it takes is a half hour and any child can learn to solve them.
Hope you enjoy your puzzle since your not going to impress anyone with it. If you didnt shell out for the magnetic version be careful turning so you don't pop it.

 

[Burekbossman]

Petaminx Progress 2 [rI3NZmk07ds].mp4
YouTube

Yeah those are receipts of you jacking it Alex. Also it's been said but any geometric puzzle is just a math problem; it's more impressive to cite the solution than perform it.

 

[AnOminous]

If it was truly random, you should see different colors with none touching that are the same.

Actually you'd have to rig it massively to get a result like that. Randomness is going to have patches of things that seem like there's a pattern to them.

 

[AltisticRight]

Unless he broadcasts it live there is no way to know that he didn't plug it into a solver and is following those steps. Go live or it doesn't count.
This guy did it in 28 minutes. You couldn't even finish the middle of one side in that time.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ipm7iIng7eI

I'm too much of a drooling retard to even solve a 1x1 Rubik cube. If all he does is scramble and solve this thing in his life, then his life would improve.
It won't, but it will.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

It’s something called a pentaminx I think. Pretty sure it’s this model since all the other ones have a manufacturers logo in the middle of the white star.

That’s a 100 dollar dodecahedron that’s gonna collect dust forever.

Those are pretty much for novalty, too. A bunch of moving parts that are different sizes are begging to break.

 

[Dead Lion]

After i went to sleep he has begun sperging about @Ruben Sim

9:49

YouTube

I'll have to issue an islamic content warning for this one boys and girls.

2:28

For those in the back he has issued a challenge to Ruben to solve the pentaminx. If ruben was to lose this challenge he would have to masturbate on camera in front of millions. If he was to solve the pentaminx Alex would rub this 25 dollar hot sauce on his penis, genitalia would be obliterated.

 

[Sandnigger]

I'm too much of a drooling retard to even solve a 1x1 Rubik cube. If all he does is scramble and solve this thing in his life, then his life would improve.
It won't, but it will.

That's just a normal die with each face in a different color. How would one solve it anyway?

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

After i went to sleep he has begun sperging about @Ruben Sim

Ruben Sim completely sucks at everything. [SANLtWJFGt0].mp4
YouTube

I'll have to issue an islamic content warning for this one boys and girls.

A challenge for Ruben Sim. [wuL8iwUvFG0].mp4

For those in the back he has issued a challenge to Ruben to solve the pentaminx. If ruben was to lose this challenge he would have to masturbate on camera in front of millions. If he was to solve the pentaminx Alex would rub this 25 dollar hot sauce on his penis, genitalia would be obliterated.

I know he was a little coo coo crazy, but I don't ever remember him having those parasocial relationships and pulling shit like this.
Has our Mr. Hogendorf become severely schizophrenic since then?

 

[Dead Lion]

I know he was a little coo coo crazy, but I don't ever remember him having those parasocial relationships and pulling shit like this.
Has our Mr. Hogendorf become severely schizophrenic since then?

He was always like this, remember Noushintou Hoshi?

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

He was always like this, remember Noushintou Hoshi?

Oh yeah you're right. I thought he was just a fanboy.

Noushintou Hoshi. I used to be obsessed with her then but I hate her now.

Straight from the horse's mouth.