US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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That's a good question - where are the DC police? Laziness, corruption, incompetence, sedition, or all of the above?

Somebody in the X thread said the rioters know the National Guard can't make arrests, so that's emboldening them.
That should be actionable. "oh lol sorry no police tonight" should result in firings, arrests and prison terms. It's plainly sedition.

Interesting that the media isn't (yet) covering it either. They'd be all over it if it was being orchestrated by democrats on purpose to try to show "Trump can't even control DC lol!" or pull some other gayops shit. That they're not crowing about it says this is either unplanned or the result of someone making fun choices on their own without DNC approval.
 
Is it actually funny? The thought process behind it seems like “hahaha you’re ugly but wait you’re not actually ugly so let me photoshop you to be super ugly there now hahahaha you’re ugly”.

Vance embracing it has totally taken the wind out of their sails though. They expected him to be mad and they’re furious that he isn’t.
It’s funny because Vance embraces it, the transgression by embracing the attempted characterization of him as some mutant is funny.

Comedy is about the magic act of injury being healed and turning aggression into nothingness. People use the term subversion because they’re retarded and don’t think deeply; they want political formulas that keep them from reality because they’re weak minded and eat turds from the floor. Comedy is about upending transgression and the logical chain of events from action to expected consequence. Subversion might be technically correct as a descriptor but it misses what is subverted and why. Comedy is about turning insult into love, it is the magic of finding what you didn’t see in plain sight. It’s why racist humor is funny, why caricature isn’t an insult, why face-obsessed cultures in Asia suck big dick at being funny, it’s why time turns tragedy into comedy, it’s why pain = funny, Comedy is the furnace that melts solid hurt into liquid laughs.

Hyperpoliticized people aren’t funny because they only see injury and the justice of hurting another just as badly. It’s a pathetic thing. Politicians like Trump and Vance are revolutionary for their double life as both the caricature and the public figure. Obama’s caricatures just had big ears. Bill Clinton couldn’t live up to his caricature as a mobbed up drugged out rapist, he simply lacked the basic imaginative faculties because he was a horny retard lawyer from some watermelon patch, the opposite of a great man, an uncastrated eunuch
 
I can't honestly tell, is this owning him or a 'what?'. They really love that couch joking.
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Reminds me of when Jen Psaki was forcing it so hard - "I'm sure you all at home are going to google it right now and blush but that's the kind of man he is"
Nigga. Its so performative and forced its just like Dark Brandon and every other thing they do. It gets filtered out no matter how much its spammed.
 
Is it actually funny? The thought process behind it seems like “hahaha you’re ugly but wait you’re not actually ugly so let me photoshop you to be super ugly there now hahahaha you’re ugly”.

Vance embracing it has totally taken the wind out of their sails though. They expected him to be mad and they’re furious that he isn’t.
I'm pretty sure most of the Vance memes have actually come from the online Right. Which is why most of them are funny. Because the Left can't form a theory of mind for anyone who isn't them, they can't grasp self-depreciating humor.
 
How about now?
The audio is de-synced by the time it gets to the poice comissioner speaking, but I can understand what's going on and what every one's saying now.

Do not redeem the layoffs saar!!!!!!
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Wait a second, "pip-azon"? "PIP", as in "Performance Improvement Plan"? Did these people seriously not know they were on the chopping block?

Did they really have to name the bathroom after Lincoln? Does every room have to be named, like the Van Buren Linen Closet, or the Herbert Hoover Pantry?
If Trump can have the ballroom, I think its fair that Lincoln gets the bathroom and Hoover gets the pantry.

You only need 30 years, then all the old guard and Communists would be completely dead and the rabid kids would've been killed off by their own stupidity.
What a naive thing to say. These fuckers are fueled by pure hatred and spite. Have you ever seen just how long an old crone will continue to live, so long as she believes drawing breath will fuck with someone she hates?. You need 100 years. Give them enough time for the dementia to fully set in so they forget who they're hating.

Fuck you for making me search for this
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The Lorax (The Lorax)/Elon Musk/JD Vance
Whoever concieved of such an abomination needs to stop shlicking, turn off the computer, and fucking go outside.
(My poor childhood. You did not deserve this, Lorax, you were only trying to speak for the trees.)

Absolutely fucking not. 16 year olds are fucking retards. Anyone who's made it only a few years past that age who has any shred of honesty will admit they fools at that age.

If anything, the voting age should be raised to 21, if not 25.

Wait, JD Vance is real?!
Did you think we just made him up so you would do your math homework?
 
Yup, he's got 'em now. Especially with two different courts both ordering the administration to do contradictory things, now nobody can claim the admin is deliberately breaking the law or disobeying a court, since no matter what the admin does, there's a court order supporting it.

That and Trump can easily point to the courts being fucking retarded and even fighting amongst themselves about how best to punish Orange Man Bad™.
One of the hallmarks of why Trump is so fascinating as a leader is that he knows very well the weaknesses of his opponents, and most clear among them being that he knows they can't help themselves.

Man could cure Ebola tomorrow and MSNBC would run full page ads bemoaning that he killed the poor helpless disease.
 
After this she should just convert to Christianity already, frankly.
I think it's too late now, if she did it now people would just see it as fake and as trying to pander to evangelicals for the 2028 election.
Though they should probably tone down the whole "interfaith marriage" thing.
Just say the kids are Christian and leave it at that.
 
Isn't Nixon famously charismatic? Shit, as your post shows, the hatred of Nixon is a legacy media myth. They're the only people who hated him.

he still has the charisma of Nixon"
I'm pretty sure this is in reference to Nixon's awful debate with JFK. Famously Nixon refused to use makeup so he looked like shit on the first televised presidential debate. He was also hot and flustered. Nixon was a good man, the worst thing he did was allow Kissinger to open China. At the sametime if we didn't who knows how the cold war would've went.

 
U.N's High Commissioner for Human Rights, Volker Turk, declares strikes against boats in the Carribean and Pacific to be unacceptable, and in violation of international human rights law.
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Please remember to always vote on nothing ever happens.
Who the fuck cares what he thinks?

Also late Halloween candy thing the best ones are Butterfingers and the worst ones are licorices.
 
U.N's High Commissioner for Human Rights, Volker Turk, declares strikes against boats in the Carribean and Pacific to be unacceptable, and in violation of international human rights law.
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Please remember to always vote on nothing ever happens.
Nooooooo you can’t defend your nation against gangs and opiates and rape and murder because… because… you just CAN’T okay?!?!
 
Is it actually funny? The thought process behind it seems like “hahaha you’re ugly but wait you’re not actually ugly so let me photoshop you to be super ugly there now hahahaha you’re ugly”.
I mean, it's not high comedy, but Vance is at least a little soft in the face. That alone gives it more grounding than the average "wordswordswords" niggerbabble essays they usually pass off as memes. Exaggeration and caricature are part of humor. In this instance though the joke tellers thought they were striking a mortal blow against the modern Narcissus and not hurling a playground insult at someone who responded with amusement. That is what makes it even funnier.
 
little marko! Jeez i remember when ppl were seething and calling him a terrible pick and a neocon.
I still remember him as El Rato from the 2016 primary.

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Apparently this is now a full fledged op, up to and including fake social media accounts being created and fake ads being bought.

The fire rises. We do a little trolling. The negros can have a little riot, as a treat. etc etc.
This is like the good old 4chan days little trolling. We're so fucking back
 
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