DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

Wingo will show up at this point, it's not much effort. The hard part was getting through dealing with Phil's autistic scheduling bullshit.

I hope Wings will use this as an opportunity to build some goodwill, but that's not going to happen. There's good reason why these 2 lolcows are where they are.

I see it as thus: Wings will put up with the shit if it means gleaming off a few dents for his streams and Piggy....well Piggy will take this time to pry information about the (if any) inner workings of lawlkaow live, think like when the snakening happened and all those DM's were released he wants Wings to dish and for him to make all his faggy forced reaction faces and get showered with dent dollars in the process.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

I expect nothing, but I'm hoping the interview is at least better than the Keem mutual ball-washing.

I'm sure Phil will do most of the talking, so just having Wings honestly react to the garbage coming out of his mouth could be funny.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I'm so excited for two boring blobs to talk about nothing interesting.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'm so excited for two boring blobs to talk about nothing interesting.
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it's gonna be Phil egging Jordy on to shit talk Keem and Boogie and reveal behind the scenes goings on and Jordy will just be like whatever.

EDIT: this'll be my prediction, it'll be Piggy trying to goad Jordy into talking shit about his former cohosts and to divulge stuff about what Keems like when the cameras off.

 

[Broadside]

One thing that still gets me with Phil is how he hasn't become a fat fuck. He still has that skinny fat build, despite his endless sitting and streaming. You'd expect to see serious pounds being gained.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

One thing that still gets me with Phil is how he hasn't become a fat fuck. He still has that skinny fat build, despite his endless sitting and streaming. You'd expect to see serious pounds being gained.

He transferred most of his fat to kat.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

One thing that still gets me with Phil is how he hasn't become a fat fuck. He still has that skinny fat build, despite his endless sitting and streaming. You'd expect to see serious pounds being gained.

I kind of agree with you. I honestly think he might just be deeply disgusted by his morbidly obese wife. I can’t blame him, she is fucking hideous and HUGE. If I had a wife that fat, I’d firstly be divorcing her and moving onto a far more attractive piece of ass, but if not I’d be so removed and appalled by the disgusting lifestyle of that fat cunt.

If she indeed got cancer, it’s no wonder she turned religious because I’d be thanking god nonstop for ending my suffering so early if I was in her situation.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

If you hadn't kept up, today's schedule is

Spend 45 minutes minimum wasting time

Waste time talking to Wings

Waste time with a "decompression" session

Eat lunch

Eat dinner

Waste time with American Truck Sim

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

One thing that still gets me with Phil is how he hasn't become a fat fuck. He still has that skinny fat build, despite his endless sitting and streaming. You'd expect to see serious pounds being gained.

My assumption is Phil only eats when he and Kat get Doordash, they blather about "eating healthy", and then Kat is eating 5000 calories while crying downstairs in her "office"

 

[shekelshoah666]

Based Jayde he knows when to go back to playing marvel rivals

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Based Jayde he knows when to go back to playing marvel rivals

Ngl Jayde makes me laugh at times.

 

[Sampi]

Why is he so nervous lol , litteraly shaking on his chair .

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

"Is pineapple on pizza a crime? We're about to have Wings on, talk about Wings!"
"What is page 5? Someone tell me."

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PPP is giving a $200 bounty for Wings to no-show, I doubt he'll take it though

 

[SilkyJohnson]

On mobile so not gonna clip it, but Phil just said Wings would need to lose weight and couldn't do his work out routine and would "blow every muscle in his body out" if he tried.

The Mighty Phil's adjustable dumbbells would prove too fearsome for mere mortals.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

About time to make a new thread for this white hawt momentous occasion?

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Phil talking about health and fitness like an expert is unbearable. He has never been more punchable than his little pigsplaining sessions thinking he is some personal trainer.

Really just more proof we didn't need that Phil is full NPD.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

On mobile so not gonna clip it, but Phil just said Wings would need to lose weight and couldn't do his work out routine and would "blow every muscle in his body out" if he tried.

The Mighty Phil's adjustable dumbbells would prove too fearsome for mere mortals.

I would love for Phil to put his money where his mouth is. Wings can buy the same dumbbells and do Phil's "routine" for a week while Phil joins a local boxing gym and does a training camp.

 

[Massive Retard]

On mobile so not gonna clip it, but Phil just said Wings would need to lose weight and couldn't do his work out routine and would "blow every muscle in his body out" if he tried.

he's not wrong, wings would probably blow every muscle in phil's body out if he tried

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

I would love for Phil to put his money where his mouth is.

You want Phil to put his money down LTG's boxers?


If Wings doesn't show, we are going to get angry Phil bitching about how Wings screwed up his schedule and now Phil doesn't know what to do. Probably a trash Wings segment where he reveals he knows every detractor meme about Wings while claiming to be the only positive streamer who also avoids all drama.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Might've said it before, but phil's idea of fat people comes from movies and cartoons, every fat person is a stereotype to him.