💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Botchy Galoop]

White belt.
That is all.

 

[Tiki_Fox]

White belt.
That is all.

With a burgundy shirt.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I'm telling you man Rekieta dresses like how a teenager imagine how cool they look in their 40s. His recent wardrobe change has been such a mid-life crisis thing dude.

 

[TherapyMan]

White belt.
That is all.

White sneakers.

 

[Strix454]

I was just thinking, "why the fuck are all these people so obsessed with Steel Toe? He's just some loser bum who's still obsessed with 90s shock jock radio"

And I think I answered my own question. I think Aaron is their collective shadow and they rage at him for doing what they do. Clinging to the dream of being a 90s shock jock radio host while actually being a failed podcaster.

If anything Aaron got the closest too since he was on the radio irl, maybe that's why they hate him so much. I look at him and like sure he's annoying and boring but alogging him sounds both very boring and stupid, why waste the time?

He is their second actually. The dabbleverse is a cargo cult and that cargo cult requires a god. Stuttering John was their god until he fried his brains to a point where he no longer provided useful content. So (all respect to the originator of this) the Children of Dr. Moreau in the dabbleverse found themselves a new god and his name was Aaron. He isn't a great god but he was the best available choice at the time. If not him, perhaps mersh or redbar would have been elevated.

And yes, Aaron is extremely boring. And re-watching his shows blowing them up into hours-long agony alog efap streams is not sane. But this is the dabbleverse and the streams must flow.

 

[Hellion]

Poorly fitting textured jacket paired with tonally mismatched women's skinny jeans, accessorized with white trainers and belt, crowned with that beautiful greasy receding hair. He just looks so....oily and unkempt.

Those dopey glasses might be to hide his pupils, but I mainly see them as Nick's little security blankie.

 

[Strix454]

Looks like he's in this jacket - which is textured in some way and has red thread highlights. I've always interpreted it as being snakeskin patterned. Very demure! He doesn't know where a tie is supposed to sit but otherwise, we've seen considerably worse fits from him. And that one is a lot closer to being court appropriate than his last one.

I saw him and I saw that white belt & show combination & immediately had a 1980s flashback to Herb Tarlek from the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati.

How could his wife let Nick out of the house with that white belt and shoe combination? Nick looks like the caricature of the sleazy, dorky, culturally out of touch middle aged sales guy.

 

[Vibralldo]

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"Breaching someone's confidential data and publishing it online for the sole purpose of humilation is......le bad?!?"
- t. toelog redditfag

"But... Aaron is le bad person! The courts should take that into account!"

 

[Beavis]

I’m praying for Nick to not be held to the HRO, but melton is.

 

[AnOminous]

Bringing up any of that hacking stuff in court or saying anything about it in court is incredibly dangerous for Nick. Implicating another person (April) is even worse.

On one hand you're denying it and on the other you're claiming someone else did it.

 

[BathTubShine]

"But... Aaron is le bad person! The courts should take that into account!"

>LOOK LOOK COURT! SOMEONE WROTE KAYLA IN HIS CHAT WHEN HE WAS IN JAIL!!!!
>JAIL HIM NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!
>LET'S SPAM THE POLICE AND COURT WITH THIS VIOLATION SOME DIDDLER PROBABLY DID IN HIS CHAT!!! THAT WILL TEACH HIM!1!1 HE MUST DIE NOW NOW NOW NOW!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Melton said Nick sent him this (#unbothered). It looks much more like Rekieta than Aaron to me.

 

[AnOminous]

The only conditions I know of for wearing sunglasses indoors is macular degeneration and migraine prevention.

I can think of two more. Massive faggotry and a desire to cover up hugely fucked up pupils from drug abuse.

 

[Vibralldo]

IT BEGINS:

TheTURN.mp4

Hey wait a minute... pesos?

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Nobody likes a coward, Nick. Nobody.

Melton has far more funny dirt on Nick than on Aaron and he is under an HRO against Nick

I'm telling you man Rekieta dresses like how a teenager imagine how cool they look in their 40s. His recent wardrobe change has been such a mid-life crisis thing dude.

Nick basically has the mind of a 15 year old

He does what a spoiled teen thinks is cool (fast cars, have sex with everyone he can, do every drug), thinks expensive = good, and the delusion he's an expert at everything despite having no experience or skill

 

[Bepis]

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Saw it mentioned on Xitter but apparently his car is damaged on the front driver's side. Looking at the picture of it, I'm inclined to believe it. Hard to tell though
Archive
Xeet

 

[Sneed Force One]

Melton said Nick sent him this (#unbothered). It looks much more like Rekieta than Aaron to me.

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I can smell courtroom kino incoming like the OBS camera ejection.
Nick is going to do or say something dumb and fuck himself over. Only Nick can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[TexOffender]

Melton said Nick sent him this (#unbothered). It looks much more like Rekieta than Aaron to me.

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Nick thinks Aaron is the "dork?" lol, lack of self awareness is astounding.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

White sneakers.

Skinny pants

 

[AnOminous]

It's definitely more Michael Scott than Hunter S Thompson though.

Dark suit and everything else and white fucking sneakers and belt? This nigga colorblind?

How could his wife let Nick out of the house with that white belt and shoe combination?

How could his wife let Nick drug her kids? I mean on the grand scale of things allowing this faggot to dress like the faggot he is is pretty minor.

Actually the faggot would dress a lot better.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Nick thinks Aaron is the "dork?" lol, lack of self awareness is astounding.

Also, Dilbert is the long suffering everyman who always suffers from other people's flaws.

It's... a nice thing to pretend Aaron is like Dilbert.