My pet theories regarding why the No Kings protesters are overwhelmingly old fucks:
1. They're all hippies from the 1967 Summer of Love, except it's almost 60 years later where these aging useless hippie fucks are in retirement homes and want to feel young again (while acting equally as retarded as last time)
2. All the young people are up to date, but because of that they're completely and utterly blackpilled on the leftoid cause due to Trump ending the Israel-Palestine war, so they didn't bother protesting him for once
3. Old people caught wind of paid protesting, so they decided to get out of their retirement homes and get paid to have fun doing so
Speaking of No Kings, what the fuck are they protesting, again? Anyone serious about getting Trump out of office surely has to be blackpilled at this point. The last anti-Trump protest didn't work, and neither did the last one, nor the one before that one, nor the one before that one, nor the one before that one, nor the one before that one, nor the one before that one, nor the one before that one, nor the one before that one, nor the one before that one, nor the one before that one...