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More to the point: how did his nose get even redder?
💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.
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He looks like the polock that fucked up my mom's electrical in her dining room. What a fat greasy piece of shit.
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His explanation: a decade of heavy alcohol abuse (he said this on stream recently-ish)
But it doesn't make sense why it only happened once he went "sober", or why it gets redder the longer he's on stream. It's not gin blossoms. I've done some surface level research on it and can't find anything supporting it being from whippit abuse (which I actually think he has stopped), and I'm at a loss of what it could be from. Snorting Adderall? Snorting ketamine? I don't know - but it's not nothing. It might not even be drug related specifically. Maybe he got that alcohol alternative that doesn't show up in piss tests? The closest thing I can find is some liver condition, which I could totally believe but his liver damage would be unlikely to have begun almost exactly when he started getting drug tested.
tl;dr idk
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Except apparently one abject cretin in a robe.
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It's because of whatever Nick's using to get high while avoiding the drug testsHis explanation: a decade of heavy alcohol abuse (he said this on stream recently-ish)
But it doesn't make sense why it only happened once he went "sober", or why it gets redder the longer he's on stream. It's not gin blossoms. I've done some surface level research on it and can't find anything supporting it being from whippit abuse (which I actually think he has stopped), and I'm at a loss of what it could be from. Snorting Adderall? Snorting ketamine? I don't know - but it's not nothing. It might not even be drug related specifically. Maybe he got that alcohol alternative that doesn't show up in piss tests? The closest thing I can find is some liver condition, which I could totally believe but his liver damage would be unlikely to have begun almost exactly when he started getting drug tested.
tl;dr idk
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1.5 years of Nick not streaming based on his current stream earnings is probably close to $50
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Its his whippits that are likely doing it. Nitrous Oxide abuse causes dilation of blood vessels. In particular if you have already have damaged areas with rosacea like the nose, whippits will cause new dilation in the same areas.
The reason it could be getting redder while he is on-stream though is stress which is another trigger for rosacea. Nick has always had a tough time streaming sober and I would imagine streaming sober puts his stress levels through the roof.
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Some of his recent Youtube livestream chats on NLO and such other pedophile enablers suggested to me that he's possibly backing off the idea. When people asked him via text if he's suing, his replies were rather non-committal.
Maybe Qayla isn't into the idea of dragging it all back into the sobering limelight?
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It must be a very tasty one too considering both Our Wife and Skelly misses it so damn much, they had to park right next to him to get A WHIFF OF THE TOE.
Still not over it.
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Or maybe he realized that if he wanted to represent Kayla he'd have to actually get his license back, which would both require effort on his part, and for the board that's currently reviewing his license to back off
Neither are happening
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There is also of course the fact that Nick has no courtroom, jury or trial experience at all. And maybe someone finally explained the difficulties of someone being an attorney in a lawsuit where they would also be an entirely certain witness.
I'm sure Nick had a bunch of fantasies about how much fun he could have examining his former cuck-partner and gay love interest in a courtroom. But the practicalities are not in his side. We will never hear Nick make Aaron confess to eating his goo on the witness stand. Nor will will hear Nick's closing argument to the jury where he calls for a hanging execution in a civil lawsuit.
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He's vaguely referred to some kind of contract law wins in courtroom (including during the famous Cokestream). Further on-stream vagaries suggests he was counsel for some pornographic film company in Minnesota.
Basically, if true, he's assisted overzealous, underhanded porn directors who regularly pressure amateur actresses into four hours of anal or they can take the bus home. Not that such moral qualms would bother him.
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He always talks about things, but anything that went to court or trial where he was the attorney in a public case would show up in the public databases. And nothing does. There have always been these claims by Nick that he has all this great legal experience that is somehow invisible in the public records. But its rather unlikely to be true.
Could Nick have given legal advice to individuals on contracts and other matters that was legally useful? Could Nick have legally represented a porn company in its business matters? Sure. But if he had any courtroom experience, that is not something that would be invisible or hidden.
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This is I feel reading recent Nick developments
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There seems to be evidence of some (unimpressive number of) cases:
And we know about the embezzler with the gay husband, because that case led to the infamous confrontation with judge Pussy Liquor (which didn't happen in an elevator).
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Well, if any investigator wielding warrant powers or civil attorney wielding subpoena powers may ever want to have a chat with that fella about any private communications lending support to widespread suspicions of possible HRO violation by proxy, it's a lot easier now that the self-described "investigative journalist" known as Haley Elizabeth Kennington at 2102 Flay Cecil Rd, Thomasville, NC 27360 just reached a new low in journalistic ethics that'd make even Wil Herren blush, when she singlehandedly made this next installment of the Weekly Toelog Revue™ possible by straight-up doxing an explicitly confidential source live on stream the other day. At first you almost have to feel bad for the guy, who made clear to her that he would prefer to remain anonymous while providing valuable reporting as just another passive court observer:
[Timestamp 1:00:34]
Then again it's hard to feel sorry for him when he crossed the line from mere court observer to self-appointed "Integrity Police" and sick IRL stalker who drove all the way from the Twin Cities to collaborate with SchizoSeanTV (a/k/a Sean Nicholas Houston of 8732 Massey Cir. Colorado Springs, CO 80920) as something of a second unit director outside the courthouse, as his own bragging video posted with the above Reddit username confirms with a voice match removing any shred of doubt that it's the same person:
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From Sean Nicholas Houston's video incorporating both camera angles, it's easy enough to tell from the zoom angle as Aaron passes the second-to-last parking meter, from the camera angle perpendicular to the courthouse just as Aaron approaches the southernmost bollard, and from reflections in the entrance windows that he was the only collaborator, sitting alone on the northerly of the only two benches across the street while the other one was empty, so there's at least a good idea of what he looks like for starters, with just the sort of phenotype you'd expect from his ilk:
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Other than this brief glimpse of his haunting visage the trail goes cold, until noticing a peculiarity where the live chat replay from Haley's interview stream was nuked, which usually happens when some edit to the video gets it out of sync:
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Looking back to her interview segment, the edits were to clumsily blur out something exposed on her phone and exposed again when she fumbled around with her smartwatch. She even does a little "thumbs-up" at one of her screens as though reacting to someone in the chat warning her about what just happened, and she then takes a long nervous vape drag as if pondering what to do in this situation. Instead of doing the right thing that any ethical journalist would do and mitigate the damage by stopping the stream to private it immediately and start a new stream minus whatever caller and viewers that would lose, apparently she was just too excited by this hot scoop and boost to her dwindling viewership that she felt compelled to keep going for another 107 minutes before getting around to redactions long after going offline:
[Timestamp 2:55:45]
It apparently was even serious enough that her panicked damage control may have included someone contacting clipper Stallyn19 to take down his initial clip of the interview and add his own redaction in a "REUPLOAD" which lacks the blur effects in the edited final version of her stream, so you can tell he had already been working with the unredacted original:
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Unfortunately for Haley, the Internet is forever. Poking around other clip channels easily finds the below from one Mossi Clips, which curiously hit the ground running on March 12th churning out a steady volume of dabbleverse content right when Wil Herren's main channel started a lengthy hiatus beginning March 9th, but I digress. Whoever happens to run that channel, they don't seem to operate under the same journalistic ethics as Stallyn19 does when it comes to protecting private personal information (let alone any YouTube TOS on the topic):
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Gee, thanks for the leg-up, Haley! Much appreciated:
After clipping off that *67 signifying how much more concerned she is about hiding her number than she is about hiding her source's, simple googling for the remainder easily reveals that the enigmatic "Hat Guy" a/k/a u/ToeSecretExFiles (arguably f/k/a u/Subject-Gas6491) is none other than one Mark Turnquist of Hopkins, Minnesota or more specifically that certain Mark Bradley Turnquist born March 15, 1968 to Barbara Mary Turnquist and Marlin Ray Turnquist, most recently residing at 50 8th Ave S #201, Hopkins, MN 55343, and reachable via email at mark_turnquist01@hotmail.com or personal cell at (612) 968-6247.
Now knowing that, that "real name on YouTube" that he lamented using can finally be pinpointed as YouTube Channel ID UCXywyEsUAFOWVtj3GH71Elg entitled @MarkTurnquist, which appears frequently in a database of chat logs as forking over monthly membership payments to a disgusting greasy pedophile for some reason:
[Timestamp 3:38:32]
...as well as paying monthly to two (now one) of MAPton's and Crackets' top ballwashers for some reason:
[Timestamp 4:06:01]
Monthly dues not being enough, he is also a renowned paypig for both, and even for a fucking puppet as one would always expect from a mentally healthy 57-year-old man:
[Timestamp 3:01:05]
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Not one to be accused of ingratitude, his e-daddy has been gracious enough to reward him with head-pats for his lengthy career of repeated sick IRL stalking, which he may well have framed on the wall of his apartment to mark the crowning achievement of his otherwise inconsequential life:
[Timestamp 2:24]
Said "Stoney's stuff" would be in reference to how Mark's sick IRL stalking alongside SchizoSeanTV for the September 30th hearing was in fact a third round, after a first instance gallivanting around town in Crackets' ill-fated June 25th entourage and a second instance committing unprosecuted criminal trespass on July 26th, as to which his hopeless addiction to dopamine rushes from plebbit upboats compelled him to make a full confession while bragging about seriously contemplating doing it again:
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That's not to suggest that this public confession to a crime will come to anything, let alone be used as an easy avenue to getting this loser to squeal about who induces and funds his and Sean's "boots on the ground" antics, because everyone knows that any police report by Cheetos would be instantly shredded by Stearns County's corrupt two-tiered justice system the moment they see that Mark's name doesn't happen to be Ethan Ralph. Besides, even if they were to surprise everyone by picking up this slam-dunk case, surely it wouldn't faze him in the slightest as he fits the Toelog profile with yet another recidivist rap sheet. Indeed, his nonstop plebbit attention-whoring even goes so far as to lend some insight about Aaron's upcoming incarceration with the tale of his
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On the bright side, Mark does defy Toelog stereotypes as another rare specimen not housed on family's dime (or at least daddy government's), but it's not like he had much choice when daddy gave up the ghost nine days after Mark's fourth birthday (which may explain his desperate grasping for any e-daddy in sight), and there was no chance to live with mommy or even inherit her house when she died seven years ago and Mark's vastly more successful brother with a half-million-dollar palace of his own was quick to singlehandedly take the reins of a probate, perhaps in a rush to get the house sold ASAP before his ne'er-do-well brother might start getting ideas about trying to keep it:
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Surely there never would have been a way for Mark to keep that home in the family, let alone buy out John's 50% stake in it, when Mark could only ever afford to wander around from apartment to apartment to apartment to apartment to apartment to apartment without the means to ever truly lay down roots in the world. Other than a meager LinkedIn the only remaining public sign of him having had any sort of professional life or livelihood at all is a business entity so unsuccessful that he couldn't even be bothered to prevent automatic dissolution with online annual renewals that would have cost a whopping $0.00 each, adding yet another thing in common with e-uncle Crackets:
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Nor is there any public sign of a significant social or family life, with his only sibling, his sister-in-law, and his niece showing no mention of Mark whatsoever in any social media, and with even his niece's extended family's various photos of her recent wedding showing no indication that Mark was necessarily even invited, but can you really blame them? Based on the company he keeps as of late, it's a safe bet that he would be in all other respects the living embodiment of the "creepy uncle" meme and rightly avoided to the extent possible, unless and until he's needed to sign a probate form or something. Any such estrangement also hasn't motivated him to build a family of his own, as it appears that a certain homeowning father of three that Mark dares to call a loser on the Internet has twice accomplished one CHAD move that poor widdle virgin Mark Bradley Turnquist never could muster even once in his utterly pointless 57-year existence on this Earth:
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No wonder the Meltonite cult was so attractive to him like so many others: it takes all comers, and its faux camaraderie in the face of the shock-jock effigy hoisted up as a common enemy may have spoon-fed the only sense of belonging that he has ever known. Sadly, one downside of Mark having no social life outside of Toelogging is the dearth of photos to point and laugh at other than that blurry reflection of a fat tub of guts, but don't forget that his confession to coming back to Stoney's in July after Cheetos already trespassed him in June opens up a finite list of suspects from the June stalking trip's footage. Leaving aside the various attendees that were female or clearly much younger than 57, that narrows it down to four prime candidates:
1. Skeevy Jesus:
[Timestamp 1:30:41]
He's got the years on him to be sure, but if we are to believe MAPton's retelling of the tale that gave rise to the "Hat Guy" moniker in the first place, Hat Guy was described as needing to buy the hat in question because he was "bald" (or balding at any rate) and getting sunburned out on the Stoney's patio, which would rule out Skeevy Jesus' one and only lush, flowing mane to be found on any side of this entire saga:
[Timestamp 1:21:49]
2. Cue Ball:
[Timestamp 1:29:57]
From MAPton's story you'd think this dome fits the bill, but going off what few remaining snippets of that era's now-nuked r/SteelToeBoringShow still survive on the Wayback Machine plus still-searchable google caches, it would appear that Cue Ball is instead separate Reddit user u/Severe-Cake-5914:
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It seems unlikely that u/Severe-Cake-5914 and u/ToeSecretExFiles would be alts both operated by Mark when considering that u/Severe-Cake-5914's seventeen-month post history has continued completely uninterrupted long after the u/ToeSecretExFiles account was created on August 5th, and they also exhibit significant differences in writing style, such as Mark's almost exclusively referring to Aaron as "Toe" rather than u/Severe-Cake-5914's frequent use of "Steel Toe" being among the most obvious. Instead, u/ToeSecretExFiles bears far more similarity to the u/Subject-Gas6491 account which was deleted shortly before u/ToeSecretExFiles' creation, and which was one of the users responding to u/Severe-Cake-5914 about arriving separately:
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3. The Photobomber:
[Timestamp 1:30:41]
This guy can arguably be ruled out as just a less-blurry shot of u/Severe-Cake-5914 above, since u/Severe-Cake-5914's seating position in earlier footage is consistent with the Photobomber's position in the later photo:
[Timestamp 1:25:39]
However, u/Severe-Cake-5914 is only seen wearing what looked like sunglasses outside and is never seen wearing any glasses inside, so barring some readers briefly left on after squinting at his phone or maybe Transitions lenses that darkened outside, it's possible that the Photobomber could be another person. Let's put a pin in that as inconclusive for now.
4. Melton Clone:
[Timestamp 1:25:39] and [Timestamp 1:29:43]
Fuck it, this is probably wrong but I'll just go out on a limb and adopt the fanfic that it must be the Melton Clone guy for physiognomy points alone, in keeping with the repeatedly bolstered Mole People Theory and pretty darned consistent with the seemingly dark-bearded reflection guy regardless. They make all these niggers in a vat anyway, so even if it's not him, it might as well be:
Anyway, welcome to the Farms, Mark Bradley Turnquist. Was it worth it?
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Alternates: (952) 351-4115, (952) 933-3168, (952) 938-5092, (651) 423-3833, (952) 423-3833, and mark_turnquist01@hotmail.com
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Alternates: (612) 618-7294, (952) 953-3811, (612) 953-3811, (651) 423-3833, and jxturny@gmail.com
Alternates: (507) 993-9630, (507) 356-2003, (507) 250-0114, (507) 367-4760, (507) 356-8440, and (701) 751-2204
Alternate: (507) 993-1270
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Wil betraying a source and revealing her confidential info to his subject of investigation is far worse than some middle aged fat retard hosting another middle aged fat retard as he chooses to give personal info out. What Wil did is genuinely cruel and evil.
In this instance it's all Mark's fault
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Fat 
Bald
Broke
Incel
Drunk
They really ARE all just losers getting their revenge on their high school bullies by "bullying" Aaron, the "jock" stand in. How pathetic.
Bald
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They really ARE all just losers getting their revenge on their high school bullies by "bullying" Aaron, the "jock" stand in. How pathetic.