Kamala: "2024 was the closest race of the century!! HE HAS NO MANDATE!!! NOT A MANDATE!!!! NO MANDATE!!"
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Bruh, Kamala Harris's own salty, wound-licking book tour is somehow
worse than Hillary Clinton's. At least Hillary had decades of experience as a Beltway insider. One could realistically argue that a Clinton administration would've been less tumultuous than Trump's. Don't be fooled; Hillary shot herself in the foot countless times during her campaign. She refused to get out of her own way, and she remained wholly indignant and entitled throughout her entire post-2016 election loss book tour. Even so? Clinton, as a jilted never-president, still had tangible plans and policy objectives that she could've reasonably executed. There's a reason why we have so many memes about informants on Hillary Clinton getting murdered. Kamala Harris had *nothing* to offer. Zip, nada, zilch, bupkis, nein, safar, zero, insert other word that means "zero" or "nothing" here. Her campaign website lacked policy documentation until the last 6-8 weeks of the campaign, and by that point, it was clearly a rehash of Biden's own policies and objectives. She couldn't do
any live interviews unless they softballed her, and even then, there were tons of edits in post to make her sound halfway coherent. Her shrill, awkward laughter whenever she faced a difficult question was somehow
more infuriating than Hillary Clinton's lies about being consistent in her positions. At least Hillary could make cogent points, even if they contradicted earlier positions she held! Kamala Harris also lacked any demonstrable backbone; she merely reacted with the most extreme positions of the prevailing view on any given topic. How will the federal government restore abortion rights? Full implementation of Roe v. Wade, precisely as it was? Roe was contentious not just among conservatives, but also among lifelong liberals, too! Unconditional support for Ukraine, even as bipartisan figures in Congress (and Biden himself) were losing patience with Zelensky's demands and the stagnation on the war front? A milquetoast "No, Benny Netty, you can't genocide the heckin' valid Palestinians! Oh, by the way, here's several billion dollars we're sending your way in military aid?"
I'm literally seeing people on my existing social media feeds saying that Kamala would've been better. I'm sorry, how?! Hillary, I could realistically buy as a "valid" alternative to Trump back in 2016. Kamala got demolished in the 2020 Democratic presidential primaries when Tulsi Gabbard rightly called out her colossal list of failures in the state of California, especially her track record with imprisoning black men for prison labour. She threw Joe Biden under the bus when people were #MeTooing him, saying "I believe them" when asked about what she thought of his accusers. She literally only got the spot of Vice President because Biden promised he'd appoint a black woman as his Vice President and heir apparent. Kamala Harris is what happens when you've inexplicably managed to fail upward for your entire career, and can't put two and two together that you're
way out of your depth. At the
barest of minimums, Hillary Clinton knew every damn thing that she was doing, and ever planned to do once in office. Kamala Harris, meanwhile, sounds like the wine auntie everyone hates but can't bring themselves to say "shut the hell up" because it's too impolite.