DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lady Adjani]

Phil left a comment talking shit about Wings on the latest Lummox video.
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Same energy as that one Larry faggot that comments on every single detractor video because he's thirsty for any sort of engagement.

for the uninitiated I'm talking about this shit stain :

 

[ackack99]

Things like this help to confirm his mental illness. Wings doesn't buy whatever DSP is selling and DSP "switches sides" to start hating. Not to mention failing to consider any of Wings' tech changes could come from Lolcow Live and not Lolcow On-Demand.

its also funny how he claims to be soooo against this type of behavior, but only when its directed at him. trolling people and making/viewing detractor videos is for horrible, negative people, until its toward someone who's slightly "wronged" King Phil so much as one time, then he has no problem stooping down to that level and participating in the drahma.

you believe a single thing a detractor video says about Phil, even when its backed by evidence and his own words? its taken out of context, morahn. you dont know all the facts, you're in a fucking cult. but as soon as he watches a detractor video on LTG or Wings, whose crimes are not paying enough attention to him, he'll believe every word in the video and glaze the uploader in the comments. its peak narcissism. not to mention hes pointing out something as petty as... Wings' hand movements? and claiming that somehow Wings is copying him? if someone said the same things to him he'd have a meltdown and project his gayness onto them or something. the ego and mental illness on pigroach is out of control.

 

[Coke Zero]

Phil just said you're poor if you go to the gym because if you have money you can build your own home gym

Phil, a good gym membership can cost anywhere from 20-40 dollars a month, which adds up to thousands of dollars over the course of years. your "home gym" is a bench and a couple of adjustable dumbbells, which costs a few hundred dollars maximum. not to mention, at a real gym, you have all types of machines and cables that allow you to do exercises you cant do with your fancy little dumbbells (that probably max out at like 60 pounds). but of course he wouldnt know this because hes never been to a gym, knows nothing about working out, and is seething because LTG was right that hes scared to go to a public gym because hes a paranoid hermit.

just to add context, he is COMPLETELY crashing out over LTG right now, calling him gay and everything. hes fucking losing it over this guy. either he really gets under his skin, or he wants the urban meat..... yeah, its the second.

It shows how little phil actually knows about lifting. There's a lot of equipment that it just wouldn't be feasible for the average person to have in their home gym, like the leg press machine and cables for example. I dont know how you would hit legs or back very well with his mickey mouse weight set. Dumbbells are probably fine for his chest because he couldn't even bench the bar if he was on actual bench press equipment.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Phil left a comment talking shit about Wings on the latest Lummox video.
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I can't tell what phil desires more, the rent free bbc, or wings to lay his belly on phils lower back... This hate must stem from financial desperation or kelly being factually thinner than kat. ltg gives phil more attention than wings does, and I really doubt phil would want wings alogs to set their sights on him.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Same energy as that one Larry faggot that comments on every single detractor video because he's thirsty for any sort of engagement.

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Larry has commented on millions of Youtube videos for decades, not just detractors. He's a monolith.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

King Phil

i still want to know what he actually thinks he's king of

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

i still want to know what he actually thinks he's king of

Failure

 

[PenskeMaterial]

'The guy's not gay but he calls his contributions 'candies.' said during what is quite possibly one of the gayest things DSP's ever done.

Great crashout, King. Keep it up!

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Divorce records are generally public, anyway. They could potentially file in a different county in Washington as their residency requirements are pretty lax. But, I don't think that either one is smart enough or would be willing to go through something that's outside of their county. Unless Khet has fled the barn to another state and filed there, they're both too fucking retarded to think that far ahead.

And there is usually a separation period of a year or so prior.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

i still want to know what he actually thinks he's king of

He's delusional so he thinks that he is the King of everything. Gaming, fiance, business... you name it.

Even back then from what I heard of he tried to start a tournament, his own forum, multiple accounts...

It's clearly a symptom of someone trying to be the next PewDiePie but tried too hard and crashed too hard.

 

[architect]

Unless Khet has another sucked lined up, it would be highly unlikely that she would pursue divorce, from a financial perspective at least. Washington is a community property state, so Khet is entitled to jack shit if they get divorced. DSP has has no savings, no pension and the house was bought before the marriage so she can't touch that either. She can however, get half of the increase in home equity from the period starting when they got married until the divorce, but after paying for a divorce lawyer I don't see it being worth it compared to her current situation. As weird as it may be, I think it's more likely that DSP will kick her out if he thinks he can get someone better than her. With his current fitness obsession, him DM'ing female streamers and him mentioning Khet and his family less and less (according to PigPigGo), who knows? Maybe he's tired of the fat bitch.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

i feel like he'd be spiraling harder and it'd be more obvious if she left, because he'd be completely alone and isolated from human contact

If you think he's been anything but utterly alone and isolated since he moved to Renton nevermind since Kat got a Goodyear sponsorship I dunno what to tell you, brother. The move away from the few people in the real world who could tolerate him was arguably the biggest fuck up of his life and it's 100% on him he can't blame a single tractor for it.

Kat never really solved any problems for phil only gave him a bunch of new ones to contend with right from the moment she entered the vortex and we got the escort saga. Eventhough he prefers a machoor adult relationship larp he was always better off on his own on account of being a selfish cunt who's all about self interest and never makes himself available to anyone out of fear and emotional immaturity.

If he is doing anything its probably because someone hurt his ego.

The week off was "one of the worst weeks of my life" unless I'm mistaken? Whatever went down in that time period is what probably sent him over the edge since it had to be something major to get this faggot of the internet for any length of time. Although it was probably coming to a boil anyway after the casino snakening shattered his grand plans for resurgence.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

As weird as it may be, I think it's more likely that DSP will kick her out if he thinks he can get someone better than her. With his current fitness obsession, him DM'ing female streamers and him mentioning Khet and his family less and less (according to PigPigGo), who knows? Maybe he's tired of the fat bitch.

It would definitely be the funniest option. I would say I can guarantee he wouldn't find another mo-wife but he found one after Leeanna somehow.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

It would definitely be the funniest option. I would say I can guarantee he wouldn't find another mo-wife but he found one after Leeanna somehow.

if he loses khet the cow then there's a 0% chance he'll luck into another beard soul maid

 

[johnkimble123]

The "oh woe is me" shit doesn't really work the way people think it does because there's a fucking four and a half hour documentary among many other documentaries about his entire bullshit at this point. No one will care of the conflict in terms of who is right/wrong or who has the most woe and will only care of the conflict in terms of drama.

And with Phil specifically at this point I have to kinda say so what about the weens. He essentially sits and antagonizes people and talks giant shit against them and if someone decides to fuck with him because of it then it is because he's asking for it (nigga wanted to slap an 11 year old girl, and maxed out his WWE Champions account while his wife was struggling to afford medical bills... he hasn't really got any woe left at this point)

On top of that he basically admitted to spending all the money people tipped him on WWE Champions and lying about financial distress with literally zero remorse.

Phil has been asking for the “find out” part of fuck around & find out for decades. The way he acts is basically proof that nobody ever checked him on his bullshit and the few times that it kinds happened he cried. I still think ops are silly and a waste of time, but if one of the many people he’s disparaged every went after him, physically or legally, I would laugh my ass off.

its also funny how he claims to be soooo against this type of behavior, but only when its directed at him. trolling people and making/viewing detractor videos is for horrible, negative people, until its toward someone who's slightly "wronged" King Phil so much as one time, then he has no problem stooping down to that level and participating in the drahma.

He has actually said that disparaging a group of people with generalizations (basically stereotypes) is less heinous than talking directly about him. His delusion is the only thing greater than his luck of being for nearly 20 years enough to not be broke.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Phil is a bully who's too much of a coward to be a bully. He thinks RTU, Boogie and Wings are beneath him, so posting in their detractor's channels is a nice way to pick on them without the chance of them saying something in return.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Unless Khet has another sucked lined up, it would be highly unlikely that she would pursue divorce, from a financial perspective at least. Washington is a community property state, so Khet is entitled to jack shit if they get divorced. DSP has has no savings, no pension and the house was bought before the marriage so she can't touch that either. She can however, get half of the increase in home equity from the period starting when they got married until the divorce, but after paying for a divorce lawyer I don't see it being worth it compared to her current situation. As weird as it may be, I think it's more likely that DSP will kick her out if he thinks he can get someone better than her. With his current fitness obsession, him DM'ing female streamers and him mentioning Khet and his family less and less (according to PigPigGo), who knows? Maybe he's tired of the fat bitch.

You’re making divorcing DSP sound like some business venture, that fat bitch might just be living in an actual living hell and want out.

 

[Moar Krabs]

that fat bitch might just be living in an actual living hell and want out.

if you call living with a lazy 43 year old man who does nothing but whine to his stream all day hell you dont know what real hell is. I've seen homeless people starving on the streets I've seen animals freeze to death in the cold that's real hell

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

kat has probably learned to tune out phil's sperging upstairs with skyrim or videos of other streamers. They probably don't talk much off stream, I could see dsp trying to start a conversation about how wrong the weather is or talking to kat about his hard day of begging and kat just going "oh that's nice honey"

 

[ackack99]

kat has probably learned to tune out phil's sperging upstairs with skyrim or videos of other streamers. They probably don't talk much off stream, I could see dsp trying to start a conversation about how wrong the weather is or talking to kat about his hard day of begging and kat just going "oh that's nice honey"

whenever im scratching my head wondering how Kat is able to put up with Phil's nonsense, i remember that she chose to put herself in that situation in the first place, fully knowing what kind of person he was, so it makes more sense why shes able to tolerate it and not pack her bags. but im still left wondering, no matter how autistic and desperate she is, just how she chose pigroach to get married to in the first place. a place to live, yeah. financial security, i guess... i mean, he makes six figures, but most of it goes to gin and mobile games, so... i just dont get it, she has to be seriously fucked up in the head to be okay living with him. hes just such a whiny, annoying, unappealing person with zero positive qualities. honestly, being married to Darksydephil might be the only thing more pathetic than BEING Darksydephil.