💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Votos: 40 9.9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Votos: 14 3.5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Votos: 12 3.0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Votos: 192 47.5%
  • Continuance...

    Votos: 146 36.1%

  • Total de votantes
    404
  • Encuesta cerrada .
I know we're all havin a laff here but I think the real issue is that Aaron is not a first time offender, and he violated his release conditions. Also that judge probably has liquor dripping out of her vagina
Yup. To be honest, when you think about it, dude violated a previous HRO, violated his release conditions twice. 15 days on the light side 😀

I'm satisfied with 15 days, which our good friend Folgers points out will likely be half that.

I was wondering what sentencing would satisfy me. Turns out this was on the money.
 
If Nick doesn't crack a bottle and stream, did he really win any in regard?

His shared wife still got fucked and nudes shared with a total value of $50. Only reason Aaron is doing any jailtime is because he's just a retard that doesn't have true lolcow luck.
 
If Geno talking violated Aaron's HRO, I don't see how Melton and Nick laundering things out through the Dabbleverse isn't also a violation.
The prosecutors have no interest in taking it up. The Judge seems more keen, but he can't prosecute a violation. However, he can hold people in contempt, which I'm sure Aaron’s lawyer will be spoonfeeding.

I imagine if HRO granted goimg forward he will find a prosecutor willing to take it up.
 
Has he checked to see if Johnny will let him call into the show?

He's live right now, just in case his being asked such questions by random cowtippers is worth watching in a strictly non-cowtipping fashion:

JustKiddingLLC.webp
http://twitch.tv/justkiddingllc

EDIT: Nevermind, he keeps dropping the banhammer to dodge the only topic that could make his show interesting for once.
 
What he got the jail time for was ignoring the terms of his deal and essentially openly disrespecting the court.
"Openly disrespecting" an unconstitutional court order that violated his rights. His dumb ass agreed to it, but to play it off like he was "disrespecting" something that wouldn't have flown in any other shit hole besides Minasota and shouldn't have been done in the first place is a little disingenuous.

Also that judge probably has liquor dripping out of her vagina

Don't you dare besmirch the good name of Judge Pussy Liquor.
 
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I almost hope I get sentenced to a couple weeks in jail at some point just so I can talk about how awesome and cool I was in there.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAron should come back with fake tattoos scribbled all over his face. That'd at least be mildly amusing like when he came back from break with powdered sugar or whatever it was under his nose.
 
Jail but no felony? How much of a threat to society is a one-time amateur adulterous photographer to get him thrown in the clink?
Wanna bet Aaron does NOT sue the state, county, and judge individually for this violation of Free speech?

Civil rights 1983 violation lawsuit state or federal, either court will do. MINNESOTA has NO CASELAW even close to these facts. Every case involves AFFIRMATIVE physical conduct MORE THAN JUST SPEECH.

Sue that judge personally, cut into her emotional food budget.
 
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Unfortunately for Rekieta, Aaron going to jail for any amount of time automatically makes him tougher and cooler than Rekieta. It just cements that Rekieta is an uncool nerd who begged the state with his mommy and daddy to not make him go to prison for even one day.
 
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