YT Sept 24, 2025 - Speaking Akashic

I googled the word he uses in the title:

Speaking "Akaschic"

The term "Akashic" or "Akashic records" refers to a compendium of all human events, thoughts, and emotions, believed to be stored in a non-physical plane of existence. These records are thought to be a universal memory bank accessible to certain individuals, potentially through spiritual practices or heightened states of consciousness.

Wasn't that a Horus Heresy plotline?

My face when Horus puts on the Medallion.
 
This seems so fake and homosexual to me, like he is trying to drum up interest by pretending to be crazy. I'm not very good at reading Chris, though.

Closed captions revealed two lines of English among the babbling and screeching: "ears open up" and "we should fly up." Poor auto-transcriber tries to identify random words in the nonsense, then gives up and just calls it music.

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wtf even is this? The whole video is just insane gibberish totally unrelated to transformers
We don't know that for certain. Everyone who can translate disappeared two days ago for some reason.
I know speaking in tongues is supposed to be a "Godly" thing but this is just ridiculous
Fun fact, linguists have studied people who speak in tongues across various cultures. The speakers all use mixed up sounds from the languages they know, not other ones.
 
I really miss Rollin' and Trollin' Chris. Or "I'm gonna stick my dick in the snow and record it" Chris.

Whatever restrictions the prater fags have him under, they took out all the fun and left us with the insufferable bits. At this point, he's just another Gail Chord Schuler. So schizophrenic and incomprehensible while simultaneously stagnant that it stops being amusing and just becomes sad and irritating.
 
Looks like his mother's dementia genes are kicking in. Time to send him to the retirement home. NO WAIT! Let's not do that...
 
"Speaking Akashic" is derpese for "derping" BTW.

Chrischan getting into newage hippie crystal lady stuff is hilarious.
"New Age" is quite the fit to a freak like "Honor Roll". There are no strict codes of conduct, like rules on sex. The only morals seem to be vague platitudes about love, and there does not seem to be any real focus on doing much to improve one's moral place. And in "New Age", the occult is encouraged, not discouraged -- much less forbidden. "New Age" teaches that anyone can be (one with) God, and it teaches that anyone can develop "psychic powers" such as "astral projection". And much like the "Sonichu" comics, "New Age" copies stuff from a variety of sources. There is also be much "lore" in "New Age", such as "Atlantis" this and "chakras" that. Stuff you see in "Spirit Science"* video. Oh yeah, and did I mention that "New Age" is very consumerist? Seems it is about selling stuff like "healing crystals" or "amethyst water bottles" to the gullible and naive.

* Jordan Duchnycz / Spirit Science / Jordan David River / Jordan Pearce | Kiwi Farms (a lot of videos in the OP which could load slow)
 
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pretending to be crazy
"pretending" to be crazy?

WTF is this nonsense he's babbling?
It probably has no intelligent pattern to it (so much like how he always speaks then?), and he's just making up the sounds as he goes.

So for example, if the "Akashic" for "pony" is "duhh" in one place, it could be "herp derp" in another.
 
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YIG DOO WIG FLOO DAG WAB GADAB WIE YIE DIG NODOPONOBODAYO DIR RIGGLE DIR ROLUN ABODOPE PDOPE AT YOOOH NAH PISH LYLA AH FOZOONOBAYO KRE DAG BLOONO DIR RAP NODIBLE YEE VOO VOOGLADDA PONPI PO GAH WUP YAAH RADDOPAPH FRIGLO TIRR PASH YO BEEEEEOOOYAAAAAAAA
 
Do "The Sims" characters speak more coherently than the "Akashic" babbling which "Honor Roll" made up "channeled with psychic powers"?

:thinking:
 
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