💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

FYI, that RFK Jr guy is the Antichrist. Just listen to him to 30 seconds - I’m not wrong.

I'd rather shatter my ear drums with a hammer than listen to him speak. His voice is just painful to listen to

 

[Captain Syrup]

FYI, that RFK Jr guy is the Antichrist. Just listen to him to 30 seconds - I’m not wrong.

His big Awakening happened when his kid got a peanut allergy and he was like “aha, only poor people get allergies, so clearly someone outside the Kennedy bloodline engineered this.” It’s less science and more old school eugenics mixed with drug induced paranoia.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'd rather shatter my ear drums with a hammer than listen to him speak. His voice is just painful to listen to

That’s the evil.

The narcissistic collapse triggered by an escalator is like something out of a sitcom. Embarrassing

You’re right, this could literally be a Seinfeld episode. George feels he was socially embarrassed by a wayward escalator (nobody cared), and spends the entire rest of the episode going to retarded lengths to explain it away and makes things exponentially worse.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You’re right, this could literally be a Seinfeld episode. George feels he was socially embarrassed by a wayward escalator (nobody cared), and spends the entire rest of the episode going to retarded lengths to explain it away and makes things exponentially worse.

Meanwhile, Elaine is dating the videographer who accidentally tripped the emergency stop while Kramer was distracting him

 

[LettuceMan]

I'm normally one to dig at the military but even I can't help be a bit offended how all these people have gotten to these positions unearned.

Guess meritocracy is now a """lib""" thing now after years of bitching about DEI.

Edit: This is pretty alarming. Guess he learned how to dodge questions from Kash.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qPLAX_dfP4A

I’ll take a DEI over an unqualified nepobaby anytime.

You know, Trump got some genuine laughs when he said whoever was responsible for the teleprompter was in big trouble. Could've just left it at that and scored a small win by dealing with an issue gracefully and with humor, plus his supporters would pretend to be in awe that a person can speak without a teleprompter.

Instead we have his crew of dumbass goblins spinning the most retarded conspiracy theory about an escalator assassination. Great shit.

Wait a minute, didn’t miggers praise Trump for not using a teleprompter?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Wait a minute, didn’t miggers praise Trump for not using a teleprompter?

When Biden used a teleprompter, it was a sign of weakness. When fatty needs to use a teleprompter, then it's just a normal thing.

 

[Captain Syrup]

0:09

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Trump will hire people for retarded reasons.

He's hired a bunch of retarded bimbos because they were young ladies with big tits who would tell everyone that the sky is pink with yellow polka dots if Donnie ordered them to. Many of the women around him have now gotten bad facial surgery in an attempt to curry his favor and climb the ladder, to the point that it's called "Mar-A-Lago" face.

Laura Loomer is one of the best examples. She used to have a decent face and now she has the facial expression and lips like a blow-up doll.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Laura Loomer is one of the best examples. She used to have a decent face and now she has the facial expression and lips like a blow-up doll.

Kristi Noem was a god damned tragedy, dog shooting or not.

 

[JaneThough]

He's hired a bunch of retarded bimbos because they were young ladies with big tits who would tell everyone that the sky is pink with yellow polka dots if Donnie ordered them to. Many of the women around him have now gotten bad facial surgery in an attempt to curry his favor and climb the ladder, to the point that it's called "Mar-A-Lago" face.

Laura Loomer is one of the best examples. She used to have a decent face and now she has the facial expression and lips like a blow-up doll.

Kristi Noem was a god damned tragedy, dog shooting or not.

May I present Kimberly Guilfoyle:

 

[Oxyjen]

May I present Kimberly Guilfoyle:
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You may.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Tonibler crawled back out of the sewer, I see. The least qualified peace envoy alive is back at it, treating Gaza like a clearance rack at Burlington.


uh yeah, so people we detained are literally vanishing from this camp

Best case scenario is they're shipped around the globe like Amazon packages with no tracking number, sometimes just gone forever. Trump beta tested this with the immigrant family separations last term.



Taibbi and Greenwald aren’t even getting checks for this level of clownery. I can’t even decide which is more pitiful, getting paid to be a shill or doing it for free.

May I present Kimberly Guilfoyle:
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I would cheat on Kimberly Guilfoyle as well. G'night everybody

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

You may.

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I’ve seen prettier before pictures of all of them.
It’s a real shame, they could all be described as uniquely pretty.
After his reign what the fuck are they gonna do to their faces?

 

[Dr.0]

To be fair, RFK Jr. Does sound like Satan's asshole.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I’ve seen prettier before pictures of all of them.
It’s a real shame, they could all be described as uniquely pretty.
After his reign what the fuck are they gonna do to their faces?

Don't they make filler dissolver?

 

[The Hardest R]

Taibbi and Greenwald aren’t even getting checks for this level of clownery. I can’t even decide which is more pitiful, getting paid to be a shill or doing it for free.

As a reminder, Taibbi got canceled and booted out of the journalist inner circle for admitting to fucking underaged Russian girls when he was a journalist working for The Exile in the 1990s.

 

[Oxyjen]

As a reminder, Taibbi got canceled and booted out of the journalist inner circle for admitting to fucking underaged Russian girls when he was a journalist working for The Exile in the 1990s.

Why would a guy with such a sordid history devote himself to doing the dirty work of Trump and Musk in particular. Isn’t that odd.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Biohacking his face, it seems.



Maybe women are just really horny for J. Jonah Jameson.



Update: holy shit that was fast. Apparently AJ had to trim the mustache because James O’Keefe was on the guest list and felt disrespected by it.

As a reminder, Taibbi got canceled and booted out of the journalist inner circle for admitting to fucking underaged Russian girls when he was a journalist working for The Exile in the 1990s.

Mark Ames basically said Matt turned against eXile, constantly baiting the Russian government just because he’d grown bored of it. He was bitter and thinking, “Why am I stuck in this rag" (His father was a good orator but Matt always sounds like he's having an asthma attack.)

Surrounding himself with Tucker Carlson and Walter Kim was not good, but frankly, there’s a pattern with all these unabashed Bernie stans turning into errand boys for MAGA. It takes a lot of effort not to cash in on that rightist podcast wave.

 

[Purple_Urkel]

Surrounding himself with Tucker Carlson and Walter Kim was not good, but frankly, there’s a pattern with all these unabashed Bernie stans turning into errand boys for MAGA. It takes a lot of effort not to cash in on that rightist podcast wave.

There was a Bernie Bro to MAGA pipeline

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

Don't they make filler dissolver?

Yeah but it’s not a miracle worker.