🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[The Hardest R]

There’s the old saying that genetics loads the gun but you pull the trigger. I had a roommate who lived off of Taco Bell and went to the gym whenever he felt like it looked great but I had to eat chicken, various green vegetables, and brown rice and go to the gym six days a week to stay fit. But that’s what it takes because it was preferable to being fat. At the time, it sucked but it paid off in the long run plus being disciplined in life led to all other kinds of great outcomes.

Tess has never made a serious attempt to live like a healthy person once in her adult life. Even during her 2-3 day weight loss campaigns, she just had to eat açaí bowls, go to gyms and attempt to do workouts frequented by celebrities, etc. So yeah, how many famines her family supposedly lived through has no bearing on her pushing five bills. Besides, didn’t she say she was Italian? I’m not aware of any major Italian famines unless she’s going to pretend to be Irish now…

 

[Dr. Butt]

How come longterm anorexics or guys who almost starved under rationing, never recover their metabolism and remain unable to gain weight properly for the rest of their lives? How come north korean defectors don't have fat children?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

It's no surprise that some families are fatter and some families are fitter, in a combination of genetics and learned behaviour.

There's a similar thing going on with black women and their hair. "Protective" hairstyles (e.g. box braids) that do serious damage to their scalps are so popular that it's become "common knowledge" that black hair just doesn't grow like other races. They think genetics are to blame when a cultural practice is the real culprit.

This video from Actually Juliee explains it pretty well:

edit: grammar

 

[StimulatedOrb]

Just looking at this wonderful specimen, and her rapture content. It got me wondering, how much of Tess is fat, as in the material.

Well, looking about, it seems she is about 330lbs of fat, the rest of the weight being organs, bone and muscle. Now of the fat, in the case of rapture, how would Tess fair? Well, the average Church Candle is about 250g of wax per candle, so that would mean Tess is about 600 candles in value.

So, Tess could provide about 250 days of continuous light in the event of a apocalypse situation and someone would need to light.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Just looking at this wonderful specimen, and her rapture content. It got me wondering, how much of Tess is fat, as in the material.

Well, looking about, it seems she is about 330lbs of fat, the rest of the weight being organs, bone and muscle. Now of the fat, in the case of rapture, how would Tess fair? Well, the average Church Candle is about 250g of wax per candle, so that would mean Tess is about 600 candles in value.

So, Tess could provide about 250 days of continuous light in the event of a apocalypse situation and someone would need to light.

You know she's too selfish for that. she'd keep it to herself and live off the stored fat.

 

[Dr. Butt]

So, Tess could provide about 250 days of continuous light in the event of a apocalypse situation and someone would need to light.

Happy Hamukkah!

 

[Metatron]

"Tess Hlliday" is really the funniest thing on this thread and sums Ryann's life and career perfectly:
illogical, absurd and really retarded.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Oh shut the fuck up, you sow.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Her son is also A CHILD who will repeat what she wants him to say for fear of having his iPad taken away and forced to go to bed early while she eats his dinner.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Oh shut the fuck up, you sow.
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I think one of my least favorite things about Tess’s “activism” is her exploiting her kids for political brownie points. Everyone knows it’s either her telling Bowie what to say, or making up a story entirely to claim Bowie is more politically aware than he likely is. I’m leaning towards the latter in this case, because it all just looks too convenient of a setup. All that’s missing is Einstein breaking through the wall like the Kool-Aid man and handing Bowie $100 for his wisdom.

 

[NoReturn]

Tessy Tylenol

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Tess Holliday · @tessholliday
Secession Studios - Lucifer's Waltz
did none of the White House aids let him know that you can literally just get the pronunciation from the front page of Google? #tylenol #funny #jokes #lol

There's a similar thing going on with black women and their hair. "Protective" hairstyles (e.g. box braids) that do serious damage to their scalps are so popular that it's become "common knowledge" that black hair just doesn't grow like other races. They think genetics are to blame when a cultural practice is the real culprit.

I hate how often they blame whitey for it, too, when everyone knows it's their own mothers and aunties who are enforcing this shit. Given how often they wear wigs/weaves, most white people don't even know what black hair looks like naturally, especially when they even wear wigs that look like natural hair!

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[Cheesegirl78]

Viagra...any man that has sex with Tess likely needs an IV drip of Viagra.

 

[The Hardest R]

"Tess Hlliday" is really the funniest thing on this thread and sums Ryann's life and career perfectly:
illogical, absurd and really retarded.

I agree, these are far more appropriate:

Tess Hlliday
Tess Hlliday
Tess Hlliday

 

[Dr. Butt]

Tess H🌩llidy

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I hate how often they blame whitey for it, too, when everyone knows it's their own mothers and aunties who are enforcing this shit. Given how often they wear wigs/weaves, most white people don't even know what black hair looks like naturally, especially when they even wear wigs that look like natural hair!

I won't even pretend my white ass knows what taking care of 4C hair entails, but the pain black women inflict on themselves for these "protective" styles can't be worth it. At this point, either shave your head and buy a nice wig that would pay for itself with the money you'd save by skipping the stylist appointments or just go natural.

Tess H🌩llidy

Tess 🍽

 

[Cherry Milk]

Tess talking about troons reminded me of that gross pooner that was "co parenting" with her. That was another flash in the pan. Poor Bowie

 

[The Hardest R]

Tess talking about troons reminded me of that gross pooner that was "co parenting" with her. That was another flash in the pan. Poor Bowie

If I recall that was featured in Parents magazine

Tubbers was definitely trying to cling onto the remaining scraps of fame at that time. Random scary troons pretending to coparent a young child in a remotely sane society would’ve been investigated and not celebrated. Fortunately for Bowie, Tess is so irrelevant that troons can’t even be bothered to pretend to want to be a part of their lives.

 

[NoReturn]

Tessy vs THE LOOMER

I won't even pretend my white ass knows what taking care of 4C hair entails, but the pain black women inflict on themselves for these "protective" styles can't be worth it. At this point, either shave your head and buy a nice wig that would pay for itself with the money you'd save by skipping the stylist appointments or just go natural.

Calling it "protective" is also rather ironic. Even Refinery29, rag that it is, has written about it:

https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/braids-protective-natural-hairstyles-damage

Tess loves trying to rock the lewk.

She even includes that dumb curl sometimes when her hair is loose.

It will not and cannot work because she's got the wrong hair texture to pull it off. White and Asian hair can't "lock" (which is why those braids you see her wearing come out right away).
If you have two women, and their hair is both equally clean, healthy, and hydrated, if I then take my finger and I twirl someone like Tess's hair around my finger, then let it drop, it'll fall right out. If I do that with someone with 4c hair, it'll stay as a curl, or even form a little bouncy coil.
If someone has access to that "This is what you'd look like if you were black or chinese" filter/AI, I'd love to see how Tess turns out.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

I won't even pretend my white ass knows what taking care of 4C hair entails, but the pain black women inflict on themselves for these "protective" styles can't be worth it. At this point, either shave your head and buy a nice wig that would pay for itself with the money you'd save by skipping the stylist appointments or just go natural.

Starting as far back as the 1910s, black men and women would put relaxers containing LYE in their hair in order to straighten it out and style it like white people. They can't blame this shit on whitey, because a black man - Garrett Augustus Morgan - was the one who invented and marketed the first "hair relaxer" product. It has been proven that long tern use can result in permanent scalp damage all the way to various forms of CANCER.

Oh, and Tess is fat and it's impossible to have sex with her

 

[NoReturn]

Hi Omegon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBJIlpHYLC4

Also, Tessy continues her beef with Laura Loomer.