💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[soulgains]

Does Sam have some kind of diagnosed genetic disease or deficiency? Or is his face fucked up because of the tren and drug abuse? Really fucked up looking guy, but is he just extremely revolting naturally or is there something seriously wrong there?

People who are deeply insecure about their hideous appearance tend to bury their faces in irony. Sam's glasses and ostentatious suits are the equivalent of a man who soyfaces in pictures to distract from how ugly they are naturally. "haha i'm being ugly on purpose for the sake of comedic irony" nah nigga i see you.

I watched his latest episode and he's really batting close to a zero on jokes. Even his paid lackeys (he couldn't even find two white guys?) struggle to force a laugh. I see why he's abandoning comedy to go fulltime political grift. He'll probably do pretty well as a political commentator. There's a big market of white men who failed to live up to their potential due to their self-destructive tendencies that can relate to sam.

His face is fucked up from HRT, if you need proof look at all these mafiasos today from the 70s that were on roids. Or Sylvester Stallone.

 

[HowlingChasm]

Sam turning into an ogre is the funniest thing he’s done since KSTV

 

[Arkanoid]

His face is fucked up from HRT, if you need proof look at all these mafiasos today from the 70s that were on roids. Or Sylvester Stallone.

Plus he's got the Barry Bonds effect where his head 5xs in size from all the roids.

 

[ProfDongs]

The new podcast is out. Nick makes jokes about violence towards women and how dumb they are, Charls says oxygen isn't real, and Sam says maybe the French intellectuals had the right idea with their petitions in the 70's.

 

[Thingamajigga Bob]

I like that Null merged the PG thread on Sam with this one, but it sucks that a lot of the good posts on that one are now mired in hundreds of pages of random bullshit from this thread.

 

[Noble Redditor]

I like that Null merged the PG thread on Sam with this one, but it sucks that a lot of the good posts on that one are now mired in hundreds of pages of random bullshit from this thread.

By the way to everyone new to this thread, this account is one of Channing's several socks.

 

[Anomalosse]

Or is his face fucked up because of the tren and drug abuse?

Tren and drugs don't fuck your skull up like that. It's got to be the hgh. It's a weird one because that's a drug jewish/jeet doctors give to their sons before puberty and manlets take in hopes of growing up to be a real boy. His head would still be aight if he was just abusing steroids.

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

I like that Null merged the PG thread on Sam with this one, but it sucks that a lot of the good posts on that one are now mired in hundreds of pages of random bullshit from this thread.

Null only merged the OP. The rest of the thread can still be read in PG.

 

[Ryuk5]

If it's not true then why did so many MATI fans agree with it? Maybe try taking your e-daddys dick out of your mouth for five seconds and look outside.

I think Sam Hyde is annoying and cringe, but you don't need to lie about random people because of that. Watch the video and get snopes fact checker debunked nerd.

 

[<3 norafawn]

I think Sam Hyde is annoying and cringe, but you don't need to lie about random people because of that. Watch the video and get snopes fact checker debunked nerd.

Not going to argue about “cringe” as that likely comes down to your politics or sense of humour but why is he annoying?

 

[Gary the Cryptofascist]

That's Sam Hyde the Nazi grifter who tells his fans their body and health is the number one most dangerous weapon against the Jews and their skin is their uniform in the race war. He says to avoid all vices and instead drop to your knees and pray when you feel the slightest temptation. He claims he models himself after Christ himself.
Here he is smoking ten blunts full of cheap weed. Yeah, I think I'll skip his life advice.

He also told his fans in 2020 to not get invested in any real life nonsense like #StopTheSteal protests, but now he is full current thing posting, going all in, because the pro Israel moutphiece for hire debate bro Kirk got whacked.

All these right-wing internet famous people eventually get slopified.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Sam Whitcomb Hyde



Sam Withoutcomb Hyde

 

[jackie_chan]

Not going to argue about “cringe” as that likely comes down to your politics or sense of humour but why is he annoying?

I personally think Sam's brand of humor and aggression is something of a net-negative on the world. He takes advantage of how stupid his fans are, drives around providence in a ferrari, is a sexual deviant, and people throw money at him. The man is a big pig. I think people who behave so immorally are annoying.

If he hadn't peaked in 2016 and kept doing good things career wise, I'd feel differently though. It's all about balancing how big of a piece of shit you are with what you put into the world. He's awful on all accounts.

 

[Punished Derich]

I think he can still be funny when mocking special forces influencers but that may be because I'm a military autist.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I didn't care for Chris Lynch but maybe this'll be funny. Unless by cozy vibes he means asking the wigger how much money they've made and threatening to shut it down if it's not 4k.

 

[Noble Redditor]

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I didn't care for Chris Lynch but maybe this'll be funny. Unless by cozy vibes he means asking the wigger how much money they've made and threatening to shut it down if it's not 4k.

It's funny because on multiple occasions Sam has said that video games have always been a net negative for society and will never be anything other than a waste of time. "When we take power, and once remove the Jews and other undesirables, we will crack down on Jew media and video games."
Yet he's apparently going to stream games to once again grift his retarded fans.

But let me ask this question, and I'm asking in good faith: if your audience consists entirely of gay Hispanics is it morally wrong to grift them?

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

It's funny because on multiple occasions Sam has said that video games have always been a net negative for society and will never be anything other than a waste of time. "When we take power, and once remove the Jews and other undesirables, we will crack down on Jew media and video games."
Yet he's apparently going to stream games to once again grift his retarded fans.

But let me ask this question, and I'm asking in good faith: if your audience consists entirely of gay Hispanics is it morally wrong to grift them?

Link to this?

 

[Queesechake]

I dont think Sam or MDE is a racist movment. Hot take right? I think they find humor in racial comedy, and despite what the current zeitgeist tells you racial comedy is funny.
I think the 90s was a sweet spot in American civilization, to the point we more or less sorted out all our Racial drama and it was still OK to poke fun at eachothers racial foibles, Few people really start to hate eachother unless its pumped into your brain to start, except Gypsies, everyone hates those guys

Cope all you want to but Sam is definitely 100% racist and antisemitic and he no longer disguises it with comedy.

Nick is the least racist member of MDE who does do it more for the jokes. Charls is more like Sam but won't admit it and just ignores it other than the random tweets or quips on the podcast where he reveals what he actually thinks.

 

[Ryuk5]

Not going to argue about “cringe” as that likely comes down to your politics or sense of humour but why is he annoying?

He's constant moral grandstanding while being one of the most degenerate people around. He used two seasons of the tank to stand against "pedos" while himself fucked a minor, he is pro-healthy living yet he does cheap weed and his crew does nitrous, he is against fucking mentally ill women yet runs a show to torture and groom those kind of women. Sam's hypocrisy makes it so you can't take the majority of what he says seriously since it's blatant grifting. If he stopped grifting and got back to being funny he wouldn't be so annoying.

 

[Noble Redditor]

He's constant moral grandstanding while being one of the most degenerate people around. He used two seasons of the tank to stand against "pedos" while himself fucked a minor, he is pro-healthy living yet he does cheap weed and his crew does nitrous, he is against fucking mentally ill women yet runs a show to torture and groom those kind of women. Sam's hypocrisy makes it so you can't take the majority of what he says seriously since it's blatant grifting. If he stopped grifting and got back to being funny he wouldn't be so annoying.

Look up Peter Thiel. It's been rumoured by people in the know that Thiel "invested" in Sam some time last year, which is precisely when Sam started doing his political grift shit and seems to have abandoned comedy all together. Extreme Peace was a flop that took six years to produce. If it wasn't for Charles it wouldn't be memorable at all. I miss when Sam would just make jokes without being offensive all the damn time for no reason. Especially with his highly hypocritical nature he obviously didn't read the Boy Who Cried Wolf in school.