💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

What strikes me more than his fatness is how gravely depressed he looks. Genuine question, what do you think will go through his head on his deathbed?

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Genuine question, what do you think will go through his head on his deathbed?
This:
You know that scene in movies where the person is on their death bed and they manage one last trembling "tell my family I love them" before they die? Imagine that but instead of tell my family I love them it's tell my stalker their life is already over and to enjoy prison.
 
Patrick Tomlinson was EXPOSED by the ONA-affiliated writers at Futurama who made an episode about Patrick's NIGGERONI operations.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3_gabGkWiWc
What strikes me more than his fatness is how gravely depressed he looks. Genuine question, what do you think will go through his head on his deathbed?

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I would usually go with the obligatory ‘Sound of Silence’, but that would require a modicum of self reflection on the part of Pat. Probably ‘We Are The Champions’, much better fits his Main Character symdrome.
 
The fellas are saying that the garage has taken down the latest lonely rick on google reviews in addition to deleting King Keene’s comment on their insta page. Can you imagine how bewildered that poor employee must’ve been when Pat was explaining how it’s dangerous to him, having people publicly comment on his jowls?

A man in his 40s policing the social media of a bar that caters to college aged kids :story:
 
Meanwhile, a different author who is not fat and has recently published a book is having a pleasant morning.
This is inspiring. Who will be the first Patposter to have a Patposting-themed birthday party? For example: pepperoni strung around the room like streamers, Pat’s greatest hits (text and tweet exchanges with stalker children) blown up and tacked to the walls, prison-themed escape room with stalker-themed clues, menu inspired by Pat’s culinary adventures (pistachios in shells garnishing everything), and a prison cake for good measure.

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This would all be incredibly gay so very on-brand for the Pat theme.
 
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This is inspiring. Who will be the first Patposter to have a Patposting-themed birthday party? For example: a pepperoni strung around the room like streamers, Pat’s greatest hits (text and tweet exchanges with stalker children) blown up and tacked to the walls, prison-themed escape room with stalker-themed clues, menu inspired by Pat’s culinary adventures (pistachios in shells garnishing everything), and a prison cake for good measure.

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This would all be incredibly gay so very on-brand for the Pat theme.
The closest thing I can think of is when Boomia was it, wished pat a happy birthday with a piggy cake and as he sang happy birthday his kid was doing pig squeals.

Dammit now I want to do a patposter birthday. Pepperoni pizza and napkins with prints of passages from his books on them such as the tiny Tim excerpt he shared, firstname lastname, and the tranny crab. Oh, and the eclectic.
 
what do you think will go through his head on his deathbed?
Seriously?

A bullet.

I hope he doesn’t do it soon but he is getting more deranged and pathetic by the cheap beer.

The photo of him looking sad and fat makes me think of Mel Gibson’s character in Lethal Weapon.

Obviously nowhere near as badass, funny or charming.
Just more and more drinking alone, sobbing with his temu accessorized Glock, putting it against his temple with an empty mag.
But there will come the day when he “forgot” there was a round in the chamber.

Edit. For any stalker children who stalk this thread looking for credible threats on Patrick or his “family”, this is not advising him too or hoping he commits suicide.
I would rather he didn’t, mostly because I don’t want him to die and therefore end the lulz.

I do however think he is a deeply unwell and unhappy man in denial with alcohol problems.
It would be a terrible pity if he were to shoot himself.

I hope that his wife has if not removed any firearms from his reach, she has at least made sure there is no ammunition in the house.
 
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Before he was banned for rape and murder, you know everyone there hated him. How are you a local at a bar every day for years but you still drink alone every single time on ur piggish laptop,
This is becoming less common due to a) older people dying off and b) younger generations having the internet as a substitute social life, but this was fairly common with pubs. A place I worked at when I was very new to the industry was a local watering hole for neighborhood people. Real Cheers vibe with how the regulars all knew each other.

There were 2 regulars who would come in and try to force themselves into getting these regulars to talk to them. They were tolerated/humored by the other patrons, were obnoxious after having a couple of pints, and demanded special treatment because they had been 'coming to this bar for X number of years' (something which the other regulars were also doing, but they weren't being cunts about it.)

I've come to learn that most bars will have a couple of folks who are like that, staff and patrons typically just humor them unless they get creepy or violent.
He’s on record saying that he hates when people sit next to him at a bar, especially when he is working*. He thinks so highly of himself, I expect that he believes his mere presence lights up a room and people will gravitate to him to ask about his latest novel. Instead he is a smelly fatty that nurses a light beer for 3 hours whilst theatrically rolling his eyes whenever the waitstaff ask if he wants another beer or some food.
In my experience, folks who come in with their laptops are:

- workaholics who are doing a working lunch or are having a work meeting with someone,
- people who just like the ambience for whatever reason and never divulge what they're working on. They could be a spree shooter finishing their manifesto, the dullest accountant putting together a quarterly report, or the most degen smut writer imaginable, and all anyone who asked them what they were working on would get 'stuff' or 'work' as the only answer
- people using the laptop as a prop as a way to stoke conversation. Either to talk about how busy/overworked they are, how they're not like the plebs because they're doing something 'cool' for work, or really want someone to talk to them about the DOTA 2 esports they're watching. Strangely they all yap/drink far more than they do anything with the laptop.

Given how obnoxious Patty is about #amwriting on social media it isn't hard to deduce where he fucking falls.
 
I don't really get why you would do anti-social activities like writing in a social place like a bar.
At that point you are just paying extra for the drinks.

I bet he has his fagbook with him just so that people ask him what he is working on.
"Ah yes, barfly-child, I am working on my upcoming new masterpiece, a comedic period piece. Yes, really, I am actually a very successful author and kind of a big deal. I bet you didn't expect that, after all I look like a real midwestern man's man, firearms instructor/expert, knifefighter and carpenter. Anyway, enjoy your drink, stalker."
 
ust more and more drinking alone, sobbing with his temu accessorized Glock, putting it against his temple with an empty mag.
But there will come the day when he “forgot” there was a round in the chamber.
He would need to suffer total ego death for that to happen, and that isn't likely. I think, on some level, he enjoys doing this. Too bad there's not an official psychological report we can read.
 
In my experience, folks who come in with their laptops are
You forgot the friendless loser who’s too embarrassed to merge with a barstool without some crutch to make him feel less alone. As if hanging out in bars multiple times a week isn’t embarrassing enough.
 
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