💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

I'd just like to pop in and say that Norm McDonald is funny, was always funny, he is dearly missed, and that Fatrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Plus Norm was funny for his jokes and wry observations.
Even when his jokes were self deprecating, people still laughed with him.

Fatrick only gets laughed at.
His stand up days were like some royal institution Christmas lectures on how to be painfully unfunny.

 

[Rimanah]

Hopping in right at the end of the day to say happy norm/11 and Patrick is still fat. Very fat. Obese even.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd just like to pop in and say that Norm McDonald is funny, was always funny, he is dearly missed, and that Fatrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Norm McDonald was one of the funniest motherfukers who ever lived.

Proof:

Anyone who would disagree with this is not only fat but also a complete fucking retard.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Here's a recent Fatrick caricature a friend of mine made...

SHAWT YOUR FHACKEN MEOWTH

 

[hairazor]

Happy Birthday Fatrick!

 

[Something Awful]

Schooled. Patrick never saw an assassination he couldn't do better with great ease.



Many times, different positions.



Correct, child. I am turbo.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Schooled. Patrick never saw an assassination he couldn't do better with great ease.

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Many times, different positions.

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Correct, child. I am turbo.

I hate to say it, but in this case Pat really is an expert. He has lots of experience with assassinations.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He has lots of experience with assassinations.

Just because "assassination" contains the word "ass" doesn't mean Patrick is an expert. I understand the confusion, he gives off strong homosexual vibes.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Fatrick is now an expert on military snipers and assassinations. I've said it before but a sign of low intelligence is acting like an expert on every subject that comes up

Spoiler: Long Post

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Marksmanship and weapons expert Fat Rick is my favorite Rick variant. This fat fuck couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat, which is quite an accomplishment considering how fucking fat he is.

 

[YouTube Autist]

caricature

"Caricature" implies exaggeration. That is a ruthlessly accurate image, so much so that I can't help wondering if it was traced from a photograph. Enjoy prison.

Schooled. Patrick never saw an assassination he couldn't do better with great ease.

Patrick is simply better than everyone at everything. Enjoy prison.

 

[OffTopic]

Apropos of nothing, I was revisiting this old podcast about Rick and it made me loff.

For anyone wondering what it's like to introduce civilians to the Fatrickverse, journalist Katie Herzog covers Rick, Snackie, and the whole swatting ordeal in a 2-part episode of her Blocked and Reported podcast. The episodes themselves can be frustrating to listen to for someone familiar with the entire story - she gets a lot of details wrong the same way Null does whenever he covers Rick on MATI, but the discussion on their subreddit is worth reading if for nothing else than a glimpse into how normal, well-adjusted adults react when confronted with the insane nonsense surrounding Rick's saga.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlockedAndReported/s/QvCtKz89Wf

As for their reaction to the Pests, well, this about sums it up:

 

[Slapdragon]

From the second, better forum. Leslie appears to be crashing out and claims multiple people are or were sexting her.

She's still going but it's worth noting that she keeps dodging questions about the TRO. I don't think we're getting a mental health check on Fat any time soon, brothermen.

 

[OffTopic]

From the second, better forum. Leslie appears to be crashing out.

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She's still going but it's worth noting that she's keeps dodging questions about the TRO. I don't think we're getting a mental health check on Fat any time soon, brothermen.

Oh for Christ's sake woman.

She's like the lovable kooky aunt who sometimes gets way too drunk and ruins holidays. She's great but can be exhausting.

 

[YouTube Autist]

From the second, better forum. Leslie appears to be crashing out and claims multiple people are or were sexting her.

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She's still going but it's worth noting that she keeps dodging questions about the TRO. I don't think we're getting a mental health check on Fat any time soon, brothermen.

I can easily outthink and outfight almost every one of you.

"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster."

 

[Uncle Buck]

Norm McDonald was one of the funniest motherfukers who ever lived.

Proof:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hh3TI3iMb1EAnyone who would disagree with this is not only fat but also a complete fucking retard.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Just in case you were feeling a touch of sympathy for Pigrick, he reminds you that he's a genuine cunt and every bad thing that happens to him is his own fault.

 

[Slapdragon]

The accounts Leslie is feuding with. Owen doesn't seem happy.












I don't know if this goes here or his thread but Shane is gloating

 

[Post Reply]

I've never seen a mind so readily propagandized and eager to engage in doublethink as Patrick's.

 

[American Fatso]

I don't know if this goes here or his thread but Shane is gloating

Microsoft's special little boy trying to get any crumb of attention from Pat and his fans but, as usual, is promptly ignored:



Fellow Kiwis, whenever you're feelling down, just remember that you're not Shane.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I've never seen a mind so readily propagandized and eager to engage in doublethink as Patrick's.
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I was just in the main news thread and saw that tweet with completely made up bullshit and thought "What a fucking bold-faced lie, and there will probably be some retard who believes it, even though the evidence says the complete opposite."

Well, here we have one such retard. Patrick never disappoints the lowest expectations.