Money YT 5/5 - shirt buyer cancelled, finances

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Do anybody think that Chris is heartbroken by the fact that nobody would ever pay 20 grand for his moldy piece of shit?

I do.
Legos aren't free.


I won't be convinced that Classic Chris is coming back until this bloated mermaid utters that ONE certain word that is the trademark of Christian Weston Chandler: "crestfallen".
 
Stalking poor is autists just for their usernames is like the ultimate A-loggin and is totally unoriginal.

Oh I know they will pay for it, you know spiritually in the end. However I will not retract my easily amused comment over having my prediction about him doxxing weens becoming a new front for A-loggers to try to get Chris to name drop.

While not something to encourage as you said and I agree, its old corny jokes being setup to harass the lord of the spergs. There is still a trifle of entertainment value to be had. Though this does puzzle me somewhat. You do seem overly concerned about Chris getting trolled over his billion dollar shirt. Are you captivated by his antics at all? Or is this one of those grumpy passive aggressive things where you wet blanket all the monsters who gather to gawk at the rude spectacle of it all?
 
...there's no way in Hell she also believes he's famous enough to warrant his old ratty clothing being worth tens of thousands of dollars...
If she did, she'd probably have fired up the old sewing machine and sewed it herself.

Gotta hand it to whoever pulled off this ruse, it's unique. Although I bet the person didn't expect it to take the turn it did and produce this much entertainment. Everybody has had fun. (Except Chris, which makes it even better.)
 
-He says it was damp for around three years, and said it as if it was just a normal thing.

This cannot be overstated enough. He brags about spending fiiive nights--Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday night--hand sewing this, while rotating a shirt with unraveling stitching and obvious holes everywhere. In the first ten seconds he says "I have finished it," yet later states "I'll have to fix that." Somehow I had forgotten the atmospheric highs to which Christian's delusions can soar.
 
Is he going through puberty again? His voice sounds like it's cracking.

I swear I could mend that shirt better but I beleive the shirt is also a biohazard so That's probably why a tailor would not touch it.
 
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Is he going through puberty again? His voice sounds like it's cracking.

It definitely is. He sounds like he's doing a bad impression of the squeaky voiced teen from The Simpsons, but I think he's overdoing an attempt at a "feminine" voice and his manchild vocal chords aren't complying. Either that or dousing himself in estrogen gel actually is putting him through some kind of second puberty.
 
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Chris has always been stupid as hell but it's actually almost alarming how he seems to be degenerating into outright retardation before our eyes. If he keeps getting worse like this maybe he really will end up in a group home. His linguistic ability couldn't get much worse without descending into pure unintelligible grunting and squealing.
 
(...) there's no way in Hell she also believes he's famous enough to warrant his old ratty clothing being worth tens of thousands of dollars on the internet

Remember his early videos where he addressed all his "fans" even before the ED page? Yeah, he thinks he is hot shit, always had. The totem ordeal only fueled his delusion.
 
There don't seem to have been any public comments on Chris's FB posts since late April. I wonder whether he's blocked comments altogether or just made them private.
 
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