💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Swamp Hag]

Boogie is literally a walking Sonichu medallion-level curse himself. It's fucking weird and unsettling as hell how almost everybody who called into Lolcow Live to confront Boogie about his cancer lies have had something terrible happen to them soon after. Destiny got embroiled in multiple sex scandals and his career is probably irreparably damaged. Mutahar got exposed for faking his credentials and his image is probably irreparably damaged. Metokur had his vtuber loli controversy and has now gone inactive. BigBungeeee got banned on youtube and his popularity has largely waned. You can argue that some of these people deserve their misfortune, and it was a good thing that they were exposed. However, I fear that it is only a matter of time before Boogie breaks the constraints of his cursed aura and dooms the whole world into oblivion. Therefore, Boogie needs to die as soon as possible.

This makes too much sense. Others who have opposed Boogie have been taken down too: r/SamandTolki is gone, Idubbz told him to kill himself or grow up or whatever at Vidcon and look where he's at, his mushroom shaman died after spray painting Boogie's garage, like it goes on and on. If anything this medallion will simply kill Chad or make Desi OD. Nothing will happen to Boogie because he is invincible somehow

 

[The Hungry African]

The best thing for Boogie is to shoot up heroin; it's far less expensive than Ozempic.

Good luck finding a vein under all that fat.

Regardless boogie, die in a blazing inferno you rancid fuck

Boogie catching alight is actually fucking dangerous. All that fat makes him extremely combustible. Funeral parlous actually refuse to cremate people as fat as Boogie because of it.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39735904
https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/06/obese-dead-womans-body-fat-causes-crematorium-blaze
https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/so...ted-funeral-parlours-up-in-arms-over-fat-ban/
This fat fucking piece of shit is literally a walking petrol bomb. Just another reason he needs to die!! Preferably by being frozen in liquid nitrogen and then shattered into a million pieces like in Demolition Man.

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

This makes too much sense. Others who have opposed Boogie have been taken down too: r/SamandTolki is gone, Idubbz told him to kill himself or grow up or whatever at Vidcon and look where he's at, his mushroom shaman died after spray painting Boogie's garage, like it goes on and on. If anything this medallion will simply kill Chad or make Desi OD. Nothing will happen to Boogie because he is invincible somehow

Nothing happened to Low Tier God thought.

Yet, anyway.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

I fear that it is only a matter of time before Boogie breaks the constraints of his cursed aura and dooms the whole world into oblivion. Therefore, Boogie needs to die as soon as possible.

In some cultures Boogie would be treated as a malignant harbinger of death and would be killed and paraded in the streets to rid the world of its evil. No wonder he doesn't step foot into third world countries.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Good luck finding a vein under all that fat.

If BP can find oil under the ocean sea bed; I'm sure they would be able to find a vein.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'll be right here when it happens. We can reminisce on his greatest hits, like when he spoke about himself 6 times in his Verne Troyer tribute:

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Sigh. If only Verne reached out to Boogie!

I can't stop thinking about Boogie2988's death.
When will he die? Why isn't he dead yet? WHY?

 

[Marc83]

I'm going to sound like an old man, but I preferred the "pre-lolcow podcast" Boogie. Sure, he's the same guy.

He's still fat which is funny, but the time where his whole "Mr Rogers" spiel was wearing thin was the best time.

Firing a gun into the air and calling Frank Sam was pretty peak though.

The two main differences is back then he was still holding onto what last bit of an audience he had, now he has little to none.

The other is Keem has arranged a spot on the show where he's not clinging on that "Mr. Rogers" bit to make an income, in fact it's quite the opposite now.

You're right this thread was fucking back then, especially leading up to the 2020 election when he was goin insane on Twitter on a daily basis, but he's irrelevant in 2025. He can get caught on camera doing what Wings did like hitting Dezi in a car or shoving her over a table and it wouldn't be as nearly as a big deal nowadays.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Boogie's claiming his back is so bad he can't stand up. Probably fake since he's using it as an excuse to get 'drunk' on this supposed drunk stream:

0:13

Boogie reveals the Sonichu medallion on stream and tries to make a big dramatic bit about it, gets told it's not real and that he's not entertaining:

1:54

Despite being told how boring the medallion bit is, Boogie keeps talking about it and claims the childbride can 'feel auras' and that the package 'felt hot' in her hands:

0:30

There's some goal they set where if they get a 'crown' (someone upgrading their membership to $500 a month) and a $50 donation then Boogie will wear the medallion. 10 minutes later, one of their top retards King Scott (who has been on the show multiple times before asking to taser Boogie) upgrades to the 'crown' membership, and a minute later one of their mods (who has helped them with IRL content) does the $50 donation. Spoiler: Boogie ends up pretending to wear the medallion for maybe five minutes total before putting it down. $550 for literally nothing.

They also do a dumb dance each time this happens, while Boogie flails his arms around and pulls the most 'punch me square in the fucking face' looks throughout it:

1:42

There's an especially cringe moment where they're joking about one of the girl hosts not having the bare essentials to be a female host in their community. Boogie blurts out that she's fat, and is met by dead silence from nobody finding him funny:

0:19

Remember how earlier it was mentioned that this was a 'drunk stream'? Boogie has had alcohol behind him the entire time but rarely ever touched it, and maybe had one can of white claw at most. He was perfectly coherent throughout the stream until close to the end when he remembers he has to be drunk. He gets so loud and annoying to the point where Keem multiple times tells him to shut up and tells him that he's not in the slightest bit entertaining or funny:

1:55

Spoiler: Rambling

One redeeming thing I've noticed which piggy-backs off @YaBoi 's post here where he brings up how the hype from Wings' return has simmered down now and their fans have realised how bad the show still is. From what I've seen recently it looks like a lot of their fans are also getting clued back into how truly boring and lazy Boogie is now that Wings is back and calling him out for how little he brings to the show. Even Keem seems to be more aware of it too since he is way more interested in talking to Wings than Boogie. Every discussion seems to be Keem/Wings led while Boogie interjects every now and then to prove he's still there but again offers nothing substantial.

In one of the recent streams they did, Keem started it by claiming he was going to have to stream solo until Wings got home from being stuck in traffic, but there was no mention of Boogie being delayed or unavailable. 10 minutes later when he gets on call both Wings and Boogie are there and there's no indication that Boogie wasn't available the entire time.

0:55

Seemingly Keem just didn't want to spend 10 minutes around Boogie without Wings being there. No wonder either since seconds into the call Boogie is already kissing his ass and whining.

I doubt it'll happen but if they were to kick Boogie off the show and replace him I really doubt there'd be much of a fuss now. Compare that to maybe a month ago when Wings wasn't there and Boogie had a shred of relevancy among the rotation of bad temporary hosts. He wanted Wings back to cover his slack and get the heat off him for being lazy but now it's showing more with each stream. He offers nothing of value. Keem's growing bored of him. Wings doesn't need him. Stop letting him leech.

 

[AnOminous]

Every relatively benign lolcow dying lately has me thinking about that Grim Reaper at the claw machine meme. "Is Boogie even IN THIS THING?"

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I know saying Boogie is a liar is like saying water is wet but if his back was out and he couldn't get up then wouldn't he be in his bed. If you're going to lie, put a little effort in it and how much effort is it to just stay in bed.

 

[GoGoNoJo]

It's not that he was better than other lolcows. It's just that he was weird enough but not disgusting enough for the other people like him to attach themselves.

He was better than other lolcows. Cobes never groomed any teenagers, never lied about having cancer, and never gave his daughter cocaine - that's more than can be said about most of the cows on this site.

 

[AloneTard]

lol of course Keem is getting tired of Boogie and only really talking to Wings. Would you rather spend two hours every day having a conversation or saying something and having your thought mirrored back to you?

I was watching that stream where Wings was stuck in traffic and was wondering why Keem didn’t just start the show with him and Boogie but it makes sense. No one wants to spend 10 minutes talking alone with Boogie if they don’t have to. I honestly don’t get the Wings hate, yes he’s a retard but he can be genuinely funny sometimes. Meanwhile, Boogie makes me wish I was a dude and had a dick just so I could beat it when he dies.

Why doesn’t he just fucking DIE?!?!

 

[Heal Thy Burgers]

Man, can’t believe I liked Boogie as a kid. I guess we didn’t know all these terrible things back then, but still. Also, why does Boogie repeat himself over and over when he’s yelling?

 

[AltisticRight]

I just want to see him get electrocuted, drown, and catch fire at the same time.
Is that too much to ask for?

 

[Officer Barbrady]

I just want to see him get electrocuted, drown, and catch fire at the same time.
Is that too much to ask for?

If it helps, he's claiming he's spent the last few days unable to move around because he threw out his back from taking a shit. Also claims the childbride almost had to wipe for him but he chose to clean his shit-stained ass in the bathtub instead.

1:54

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

If it helps, he's claiming he's spent the last few days unable to move around because he threw out his back from taking a shit. Also claims the childbride almost had to wipe for him but he chose to clean his shit-stained ass in the bathtub instead.

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This is the man who claims to be a lady killer giga Chad who totally has tons of sex btw

 

[mister davenport]

This is the man who claims to be a lady killer giga Chad who totally has tons of sex btw

What childbride doesn't dream of having a jabba the hutt-esque slab of fat failure who is soon to become a cripple who needs to have his ass wiped all to herself

 

[YaBoi]

If it helps, he's claiming he's spent the last few days unable to move around because he threw out his back from taking a shit. Also claims the childbride almost had to wipe for him but he chose to clean his shit-stained ass in the bathtub instead.

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I'm just gonna read between the lines here and assume that he barked at Dezi to come wipe his ass for him. I don't think he's ever told the truth when he's paraphrased another person.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Man, can’t believe I liked Boogie as a kid. I guess we didn’t know all these terrible things back then, but still. Also, why does Boogie repeat himself over and over when he’s yelling?

Because he's a retarded abuser. He is constantly lying and if all his others tricks don't work (gaslighting, pity card, threatening, playing dumb)

 

[Officer Barbrady]

I swear every time I see this thread and the Community Feature Submissions thread get updated there's that glimmer of hope, but alas not today. Here's some clips though.

Since Boogie last admitted he wished he could've started talking to Dezi when she was just a child, he now says he exaggerated his point (but conveniently words it where he doesn't have to admit it being true):

0:34

Boogie again laughs about faking cancer:

0:33

While discussing how loli content is basically CP, Boogie takes the opportunity to grandstand on this point. He says it doesn't matter if loli content is legal or if they claim the depictions are of-age, that if something looks young, appears young and you're masturbating to it then you're a disgusting creep.

So if they're of-age, but they look super young and act super young... and you're getting sexual feelings and pleasure from it... Then you're absolutely a pedophile. Huh, sounds oddly familiar, Boogie.

It didn't take long for their audience to catch onto that too with a donator saying the childbride is the human equivalent of loli content. Boogie must've realised how true it is because he does as he always does when he's got no rebuttal and shrugs it off with his mumble voice and tells them to 'go off':

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